Lets get one thing straight, I didn't come here to make friends
I am a reporter from the Washington Post;where democracy dies in darkness.
I am writing a story about your radical alt right extremist board potentially bamboozling Michael Avenatti concerning Kavanaugh and his "train of man" rapist fraternity.
As you know we have already been distributing stories concerning your controversial views and analysis to the masses and now we want your direct opinions on various topics when we do our report on "dangerous deep web sites harming our democracy"
I have a few questions to ask.
What is "meme magic" and why do you believe in it?
Do you think exploiting the #Metoo movement is morally righteous?
Why do you continue to idolize a frog that symbolizes racism according to the SPLC and the ADL?
Do you agree that guns are dangerous and should be heavily regulated?
Do you support an investigation on your website for promoting dangerous hoaxes?
Are you willing to pay reparations for 400 years of African slavery?
Why is your website run by a known conman in his home country of Japan?
Do you support Trump despite the mounting evidence he is a Kremlin spy
Thanks Jow Forums, my story should be published around next week or so.
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
>I am a reporter from the Washington Post;where democracy dies in darkness. Lol
Benjamin Barnes
If you actually post your credentials instead of just saying you are a reporter from the WP, people might actually believe you. Didn't think I had to actually say that but common sense is a dying trait in humanity so like...
Lucas Stewart
>This is harassment No it isn't by any legal definition. We have rules and if you want to play you have to pay.
Matthew Collins
you're a faggot
Jason Thomas
Crowd hypnosis.
Yes Frog came first.
Yes, No
No
No
Prize to the Victor or highest bidder
Yes
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Youre what we in the industry call a "shitty journalist."
Jason Nelson
You'd need to speak with the highest ranking user, none of us are authorised to answer those questions on behalf of Jow Forums
Lincoln Watson
No your not. Your not even a real human being. Your literally a member of the main stream media, which means that your fake.
Also Id suggest looking elsewhere to further your fuckery. Might i suggest findig the spot on the map, marked by the word "off?" I hear it's a pretty decent spot to fornicate.
Wyatt Diaz
We will kill your entire family muthafucka
Liam Turner
>I am a man >I will not be goaded into sexually violating myself That sounds like something a kike would say.
Jackson Evans
Nigger
Landon Russell
>, none of us are authorised to answer those questions on behalf of Jow Forums I was just promoted to Captain of Shitposting. I think I can field this one.
Tyler White
>report on stories involving systemic racism whether against whites Post some articles of this from the Washington Post, RPer. This should be good.
>This is harassment If you're a man, you're a really faggoty example. Post your front hole with timestamp.
Liam Perry
Would settle for sharpie in pooper
Levi Foster
>This is harassment You know you like it, slut. Now hurry up with them manbobs. And don't forget to timestamp.
Levi Russell
If you're going to defame me and my profession and promote the violent diatribe against journalists please at least learn the difference between your and you're.
Why would you like about a second rate rag like the WaPo? I would think any self respecting faggot larper would have liked and said they are from the NY Times or Cucked Vox. But the WaPo? Haha you're better off painting a target on your face and awaiting the incoming cumshots, because that's all a WaPo newspaper is good for -- wiping away the semen stains. I wouldn't even waste wrapping my fish in one.
This shit right here. And who will be to blame for the rise in sexual assaults and the subsequent under/non-reporting of sexual assaults in the future? Women. Oh the irony.
Henry Cruz
Credentials or gtfo newfag. Plain and simple
Connor Lewis
I could see why this site has been cited as the home base to the "incel movement"
Lets get one thing straight, you deserve nothing from us. You come here into our home and demand in that in the name of the illustrious Washington Post, that we answer your questions. Get fucked. You played stupid games with the world, and you will now win stupid prizes. You think you control the sheeple, that your guidance matters most. Get double fucked. I cant wait to see you ride first on the Holocoaster.
