/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - COMFY EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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Other urls found in this thread:

abc7chicago.com/entertainment/kanye-west-says-hes-moving-back-to-chicago;-announces-new-album-with-chance-the-rapper/4271629/
youtube.com/watch?v=iUQjXUsgZ5E
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>Girlfriend keeps trying to spray him with mace
Never change, Chicago.

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Good morning, Robert

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>screaming for help, he is being robbed in the gangway

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>Theft at the Wagreens
>male black picking up items off a receipt he found and demanding a refund.

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>10 shots fired
>2 people shot in the alley

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>Another ticket for a male shot on Lawndale

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abc7chicago.com/entertainment/kanye-west-says-hes-moving-back-to-chicago;-announces-new-album-with-chance-the-rapper/4271629/

>yfw Trump appoints Kanye as the new mayor, making Chicago the all-American city state and restoring greatness back to the city

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>She can hear a lot of screaming from the apartment and children crying

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Yeah, that's what Chicago needs is more niggers.

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>homeless male living by the doorway for weeks
>doing drugs
>needles all around him.

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>needs to go to the hospital
>EMS refused to take him

youtube.com/watch?v=iUQjXUsgZ5E

>group of gang members chasing someone and they have guns

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>someone knocking on the back door
>she isn't expecting anybody

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>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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delete this fukken thread or else

stay out of chicago after the verdict or else

>cab driver calls the cops because his passenger refuses to come out of the lobby

think its going to be bad?

i follow a few twitter accounts covering the trial and it doesnt look good for the defense from the little bit i have heard

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Let me guess, some good boy who din do nuffin got himself killed?

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>not able to get his medicine
> he is now destroying the store

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>Male blacks doing drugs and refusing to leave.

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im finna get me good pointing stick ready for the likes of your kind...see u downtown

fuck the police

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>person shot

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>gunshot wound to the right buttock

Thanks for the bumps friend.

>person shot in the buttocks and in the leg.
>Serious but not critical condition

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Haven't seen one of these threads in a long while.

>30 males have 2 young boys surrounded

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Good morning, Robert.

I've started probably half the ones we have had this year along with a couple other regulars. I've been busy working, not sure where the other guys went. I don't think many folks from last year are still around.

Certainly nobody who made OC last year is around. I've made all the new ones this year and honestly I'm not very good compared to some of the super-autists we had last season

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>6 shots fired
ah ah ah

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Others have attempted to make them but slide threads always push them back.

>people having sex in a blue truck

>Others have attempted to make them but slide threads always push them back.
Yeah, they've been really bad too. Much of the reason I haven't bothered many nights.

>two people in a pickup having sex

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>hit by taxi
>doesn't want EMS

The main feed was down for most of last week too.

>the males that robbed the train this morning are now circling the block in a minivan

Sup Roberts? Haven't had a dose of /CPD/ comfyness in a long tome...

>YO CHECK YO KEYS!!

>male white arguing in Russian with two male Germans.

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>The main feed was down for most of last week too.
Yeah, that sucked.

>person shot
>a couple cars shot at

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bump

Some pretty solid coonery last night and not a bad performance tonight. We really need to make Jow Forums great again and get these threads going nightly while we still have decent warm weather for coonery.

>open key
Dammit, Robert. Get your shit together.

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There was the exciting bit early sunday morning where
>Robert approaches car
>"Shots fired!"
>car speeds off
>has accident at congress and independence
>some captain or someone with pull comes over the air
>"SHUT.DOWN.EVERYTHING"
>"Close off the bridge, I don't want the media here."
>"All officers turn off their cameras."
>dispatch: say again?
>"All officers turn off their cameras."
>on monday read the story that no shots were fired at the police, and the driver shot himself in the head, killing himself.
interesting.

>La-shay was carjacked
>She knew the offender by refused to give the info

No snitchin', gnome sane

This is why niggers can't have first world civilization.

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Nice. The hero Chicongo needs but doesn't deserve.

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>caller said someone inside was homicidal
>call was disconnected
>no response on callback

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>no naked man can be found

just hanging out being comfy

>Male black needs to go to St. Mary's

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>male black hanging from the 2nd floor window

Chicago time 12:00 am
Chicago temp 64 °F

Signing out, Roberts. Save the pastebin link and start CPD threads.

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