Tinder NPCs

Tinder NPCs

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Alas, one awakens to the consequences of a life without virtue too late to redress the burden of so many accumulated sins

Fp actually bp

>anyone on this virgin racehate assembly would ever land a chick like that

Fpbp

literally all you have to do is go to a rave and pretend to be on "molly"

Tell her you like feet and the film Drive and that your therapist told you to start socializing with actual people.

fpbp

Hello Shakespeare
I loved Romeo & Juliet

nice body. im thirsting

literally what are you talking about

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NPCs act according to their programming. They will not go off script. CONTROL THE PROGRAMMING, CONTROL THE NPC, CONTROL THE UNIVERSE.

I laughed. Bet she's bro tier. 10/10 will take a beer and watch football with her

>land a chick like that
lol. looks like a trashy worthless slut to me

Only the top 10% of men could get that

i don't think the girls i was fucking when i was 21 were this dumb. i don't think they were thinking/typing such inane shit. chickens, egg, cumming? that is like a bad joke for 8 year olds.

leave your basement

>on the internet no one knows you're The Bard

sure thing, Pablo
go milk your mother

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not tinder, but still...

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I would if she was a MILF

It's a throwaway joke to indicate she's dtf and doesn't give a fuck about even pretending the bio matters to her. Not remotely bro tier. Beware the thot.

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Eloquent as Fuck Brit bong. Never too late though. One has to try to salvage one's soul

fpbp

welp, solid wife material right there

I haven't had sex in over three years

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4 here

>5 or 6/10 is a slut to compensate for her unremarkable looks

SHOCKED. SHOCKED I TELL YOU

> thinks fucking Niggers is a good idea

Well yeah, that's why you shouldn't give roasties the ability to make their own (bad) decisions. It's needlessly cruel to them.

What is that?

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[quote]"5km away"[/quote]

lol run away

that's me in the pic. having sex with girls on drugs is easy.

Enjoy your AIDS, and your AIDS baby.

Ok doing it live
tbqhwy senpai its a yes from me

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This guy gets it

I never have sex in my whole life without paying the girl.

I too am an olympic sex athlete. I have sex every four years.

The chick has no value. It matters not how much effort it would take to acquire her.

La Creatura el Abominacion
Probably just walk, I doubt it can run fast.

ya it's so bad. it's like..."tehehe hey here's a cheesy joke because my cunt smells like the ball pit at chuck e cheese..."

t. virgin

Manletts btfo

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AYYYLMAO!

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