Welcome to Jow Forums you faggots. You found us so give yourself a cookie. You're probably wondering what Jow Forums is and what we do. Well here's a quick rundown: >Jow Forums got a terrorist training camp bombed by Russia. >Jow Forums rigs presidential elections in sub saharan Africa. >Jow Forums fucked your mom, that's why you look like it. >Jow Forums tells the truth about niggers, spics, jews, arabs and other undesirables. >Jow Forums acts as a hivemind and meme lab. >Jow Forums encompasses people between 18 and 45+ >Jow Forums is the last bastion of anonymity on the internet. >Jow Forums trolled Michael Avenatti to think there was another accuser. >Jow Forums debunked the QANON LARP.
Jow Forums has no room for reddit fags so if you're from there, go back. This is a place where we can be ourselves whether it leads to praise or ridicule. Mysteries intelligence agencies have failed to solve are solved in minutes here. NOW stop making new threads and ask questions about us in here because we already know you saw us on TV. You're here forever so the best advice anyone will give you is to lurk more, faggot. Also, beware the Aussie shitposter as you cunts have no chance against them. Put this post on TV and I'll doxx myself, CNN or Fox.
Oh and 4chans dad works for Nintendo and exposed Brianna Wu as John Flynt, who rushed Beta at Ole Miss and quit when they flogged him for being a faggot.
Dont forget Jow Forums pranked the whole Steele Dossier thing too. Weaponized Autism here can do much, much more than all the Deep State's pissy 'think tanks' could ever hope to.
4chans Greatest Hits: Electric Bougaloo Jazz will drop on Spotify at 24:59:60 GMT, the famous Australian hacker here just leaked track 17 and 18. This is gold, Jew York Times. Also, Kamala Harris and Dianne Feinstein raped me in a grocery store while the cashier was busy individually scanning 400 candy bars to prevent electrical infetterence
All the content ive spammed are products of Jow Forums, at least people who definitly lurk here from time to time.
Samuel Jones
chan rigs presidential elections in sub saharan Africa. quick rundown?
Noah Carter
What CSIS you didnt know? Look at some of those niggers' names and tell me you cant see why we found it funny to get them elected. Also never forget ebolachan.
>What CSIS you didnt know? Look at some of those niggers' names and tell me you cant see why we found it funny to get them elected. Also never forget ebolachan.
The syrians needed our funding, now 4chins is our only database. Help a nightshift leaf.
Goodluck Johnathan was Jow Forums. Zimbabwe collapsing was Jow Forums in an effort to restart Rhodesia. Jacob Zuma will be the last post apartheid president so that a foothold can be re established for a Jow Forums white ethnostate. There are some others but basically any election with numbers like 77 or 88% as the winning margin is Jow Forums. Jow Forums is the internet's own version of the CIA except anonymous niggers dont glow in the dark. 4chans latest achievement is allowing the two Koreas to sit at a peace table because Jow Forums knows the best war will involve Japan and China so why bother with Korea? Chaos is everything and makes the world go round. What you CSIS folks dont know that we do is the nazis are doing well in the Antarctica Shangri-La that U 209 found. Also, the captain of the USS Curtis LeMay (classified space faring hash tag looking ship) is a famous user. But heres the real breaking news: >Hiro is Kim Jong un. Now Juche, faggots.
Started lurking a few months back, been lurking everyday since. Not going anywhere faggot.
James Butler
You started lurking because of a reddit psyop called the incel party van. You canadians fell for a honey pot. That wasnt Jow Forums you dolt. But hey you're here forever! Put me in the CBC screencap.
How did you miss it? Jow Forums trolled Avenatti with OP title about choo choo rape train into thinking not only was there another accuser but that he has another client. CNN ran with it when he tweeted that Jow Forums didnt troll him it's real. Poor fool hasnt realized the credit card and address at poopoopeepee road is Jow Forums and that he is now the boards lawyer by default.
>Jow Forums rigs presidential elections in sub saharan Africa WHat?
Jace Long
Ho Lee Phuk. Checked x 4. Jow Forums is also Satan btw.
Evan Lopez
Honeslty can't remember life's a fuckin haze for me, you fuckers probably did it.
Gabriel Peterson
No seriously that was a wannabe intelligence agency called r e d d I t with collaboration from ebaumsworld and something awful. They're like the KGB to our internet CIA.
Jack Adams
QANON is Frank Zappas retarded kid >Frank Zappa did it better >Laurel Canyon was the prototype
>Jow Forums is also Satan btw. So you checked a thread, which is the understood way to recognize the Egyptian god Kek's presence, and then you call the board Satan? You are Praising a deity that is not Satan.
Also, we have shitposters in space. We have fucking space niggers on our side! We cannot be defeated...We have faggots circling the globe right now in the vacuum of space!
Kek, like Satan, is one of many deities. I already outed the captain of the Curtis LeMay. I GUESS we should say the Hellenkoetter reactor engineer is one of us too. I'm serious. Shut their sites down for 24 hours and data mine. You know it's true, search your inner feelings. Use the force.
