>He moved with his family to Chesterfield, Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis, in 1982, where he attended Parkway Central High School.[21] After graduating in 1989, Avenatti attended Saint Louis University for a year before transferring to the University of Pennsylvania, where he graduated with a B.A. in political science in 1996
For this next trick we need a volunteer who's wife/sister/friend went to one of the following
> Parkway Central High School, Chesterfield, MO 1985-1989 >Saint Louis University, MO ~1990-1992 >University of Pennsylvania, PA ~1994-1996
Kudos to the guy who can show when he transfered, just for accuracy, and the lulz.
>What's perhaps most interesting about the physiology of a woman being raped is how her intense fear and instincts to survive will wrench shut her anal sphincters and make flatulence nearly impossible. Ask any of the Gastroenterology specialists at Harvard Medical School: if a woman does not consent to sex, you may hear expulsion of air from the vaginal cavity but never flatus. Evolution has crafted the smooth muscle tissues of women's sphincters anticipating the likelihood of an errant or non-consensual phallus or finger attempting penetration. Only thirty years ago, it was common for physicians to prescribe vaginal stimulation to patients who needed help expelling their sulfurous and methanous digestive byproducts. The "Baltzar Wand" was a Swedish device invented to help physicians and staff probe and exercise the vagina to expel "air" trapped in the intestines, but only under the patient's transparent willingness to receive this intimate treatment. A simple tool, the Baltzar Wand consists of a phallus on the end of a meter-long wooden dowel, about the width of a quarter. So long as your female patient is consenting, a few minutes of rapid thrusting will release a noisy torrent of pent-up flatus and provide a great relief. With the patient supine and her feet in stirrups, there's many techniques for applying pressure with the wand, with some caregivers jutting upwards towards the patient's abdomen, like they were churning a strange type of butter. Others opt for more downward direction, jabbing the wand into the hind of her pelvis like they were chopping ice or maybe playing the Canadian sport of Curling. But for any of these antiquated procedures to work, the woman must completely consent or else she'll emit nary a peep! This seemingly trivial fact of human biology has powerful implications for police investigating sexual assault, because reports of flatulence during a sexual act may mean something unusual is afoot, but it's most certainly not rape.
Michael Myers
How anyone can see this tweet and not know he got larped by Jow Forums is a mystery for the ages.
John Rogers
Brett Kavanaugh must also be asked about this entry in his yearbook: "FFFFFFFourth of July." We believe that this stands for: Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them. As well as the term "Devil's Triangle." Perhaps Sen. Grassley can ask him. #Basta
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 24, 2018
>While in college and later in law school, Avenatti worked at The Research Group, a political opposition research and media firm run by Rahm Emanuel (later White House Chief of Staff for President Barack Obama, and Mayor of Chicago).[23][24] Avenatti worked on over 150 Democratic and Republican campaigns in 42 states while studying at George Washington University.[9]
He has it coming to him. If anyone has a male friend or family member who went to > Parkway Central High School, Chesterfield, MO 1985-1989 >Saint Louis University, MO ~1990-1992 >University of Pennsylvania, PA ~1994-1996 they can end up being useful too
>Devil's Triangle That was the name of his magic club. "Devil's Triangle" is another name for the Bermuda Triangle... where shit tends to disappear.
Jackson Hughes
Agreed, and it was easy too, but he didnt learn anything
Dominic King
Stop looking at the world like it's a goddamn reality TV show. NPC alert.
Dominic Lee
Rumour has it that he raped a girl in the 1990s, she only has to come forward and help make him pay for it. If you know any such person, speak up, bring it up, they'd have gone to either > Parkway Central High School, Chesterfield, MO 1985-1989 >Saint Louis University, MO ~1990-1992 >University of Pennsylvania, PA ~1994-1996
Must not be anyone important if they think shutting down a website is something of note. I mean, I don't know this guy, can't be that great. Probably hides behind a facade of a character whilst living parasitically off the system while "doing something" that usually doesn't need doing in order to justify his parasitic ways to his own conscious, but hey, I don't know this guy. Maybe he should shut himself down?
What a power tripper. Even going so far to justify his trip by identifying a website that has literally people from all over the world visiting it while simultaneously putting a varied people together, who all don't share the same beliefs, under one face. Who the fuck is Jow Forums? Michael must be a fucking moron. I mean, his public information is on the net, a huge no no, and he gets his panties in a twist over some words? He should shut himself down.
Mods are being fags and doing censorship again. Yay governments. (Sarcasm)
Nicholas Gray
He did lock down his twitter, so you, him, and I are all somewhat on the same page
Btw, for more context, he is the "creepy porn lawyer" aka the guy who put his face on the Stormy Daniel's attack on Trump. Stormy quickly disappeared from headlines after Jow Forums discovered that she has a sex cult brand
>Brett Kavanaugh must also be asked about this entry in his yearbook: "FFFFFFFourth of July." We believe that this stands for: Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them. As well as the term "Devil's Triangle." Perhaps Sen. Grassley can ask him. #Basta >— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 24, 2018 >High ground = chum game Somebody look up the weather on the 4th of July that year. Might have been really cold.
Caleb Gomez
No fucking way that tweet is real
Eli Walker
It seems herr avenatti does not like being the target of anonymous accusations.
Connor Reyes
How dare you doubt his future accusers? They have a right to be believed!
Aaron Thomas
Not only is it real, but there is more. There is no way he didn't get trolled by an user. It reads like /b/ fanfic. My guess is he locked his account to scrub it, and then he's going to say his client is scared and won't come forward. Choo-Choo, motherfuckers.
