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>NO-DEAL BREXIT: May's WILDCARD plot to battle EU - and she's ready to SLASH taxes
express.co.uk/news/politics/1022681/brexit-news-theresa-may-uk-eu-latest-no-deal-brexit

>Templegate’s horse racing tips: Goodwood, Perth, Redcar and Wolverhampton – Templegate’s betting preview for racing on Wednesday, September 26
thesun.co.uk/sport/horseracing/7343413/templegates-horse-racing-tips-39/

>Thug who left gran, 93, with these injuries is spared jail – and we can’t name him
metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/thug-who-left-gran-93-with-these-injuries-is-spared-jail-and-we-cant-name-him-7979512/

> Beluga Whale is spotted in the River Thames leaving Londoners stunned
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6205655/Beluga-Whale-spotted-River-Thames-leaving-Londoners-stunned.html

>Theresa May asked: what if MPs vote against Brexit deal?
channel4.com/news/theresa-may-asked-what-if-mps-vote-against-brexit-deal

>Sir Keir vows ‘Labour will back People’s Vote’
theneweuropean.co.uk/sir-keir-starmer-vows-labour-will-back-peoples-vote-1-5709756

>Labour conference: Jeremy Corbyn vows to create 400,000 'green' jobs
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45646690

>'Dramatic' drop in teenage alcohol consumption in Scotland
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-45645295

>Decision imminent on Hywel Dda hospitals shake-up
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45627357

>MOT diesel test not performed in NI for 12 years
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45643031

>Do not post crisp packets to Walkers, says Royal Mail
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-45638416

>Labour in CHAOS: 'Nobody is ruling out remaining in EU' warns Keir Starmer
express.co.uk/news/politics/1022864/labour-party-conference-keir-starmer-speech-brexit-remain

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Though desu who knows what Labour are doing on Brexit?

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>The absolute state of the Labour party conference
These guys are making the prospect of a Boris Johnson administration look positively wonderful

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youtube.com/watch?v=GuJQSAiODqI

Jews btfo yet again

Say it loud PM Tommy Robinson. Not the brightest guy, but he can tell right from wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=Od6hY_50Dh0

"No"

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been up 40 hours christ

why are captchas so whack lately
g2bed

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>g2bed
sounds mental

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-45638416

topkek. about to start posting random to walkers now, unpackaged

>stop doing X
fools

leicestershire is great

I don’t see how their supporter can put up with the ambiguity. They should have written a white paper of stance on Brexit by now. Fortunately, the conservatives are there own opposition now.

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-45648081/labour-mp-laura-smith-calls-for-general-strike

What is it about some of the new Labour MPs? They all seem to be so fundamentally stupid, even more so than the Tories.

I think Hitchens said it well here: youtube.com/watch?v=kTisfVx9qiY

>NO-DEAL BREXIT: May's WILDCARD plot to battle EU
This is never, ever going to happen. She's just gearing up for the conference to bat off a challenge. Now that Labour are backing a second referendum, the Jews pulling the strings at the Tory Party will ensure that such a vote now gets the requisite support from Tory traitors in Parliament, leading to a second referendum where we are effectively blitzed to vote to Remain in the EU.

After that is done, the media will claim the victory was with Chukka Ummuna and Anna Soubry/Ruth Davidson. Corbyn will be painted as a weakling who gave in under pressure, and will be dumped. May will be dumped. We'll get Ruth Davidson leading Conservatives, Chukka leading the Labour Party, and a year after that we'll have the first gay black man as leader of the UK who takes over from the first dyke PM of the UK. After that, who knows? Probably a ground invasion of Hungary and Poland, followed by white genocide of all under 35's in a war against Russia.

It is inevitable.

>it's not the fact that Labour (and the Conservatives) are anti-white and anti-British that annoys him, it's the dig against Jews
I fucking hate Kikes so very, very much.

LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
MY FELLOW COMRADES
RISE UP
PURGE THE TORIES AND WHITES
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-45648081/labour-mp-laura-smith-calls-for-general-strike

You morons are laughing at this stupidity, and not about Rudd's attempts at "banning encryption", or trying to increase rape convictions by increasing the number of people charged for rape?
Listen, a lesson you need to learn very quickly is - there is no difference between Labour and Tory. Both are parasites trying to kill you for being white and male. Both are raping you with the dual fists of mass migration and global capital - one puts more force into the other, but both still do it.
Stop being an idiot and trying to say one brand of fuckery is better than the other. There is no hope with either option, so drop it.

I'm not saying that the Tories don't have some fantastically stupid policies and people, but there is something about Labour's, perhaps it's the all-women shortlists, that makes them sound thick as pig shit.

Besides, this is the thickest thing I've heard any of them say all year theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/3062564/rights-groups-slam-mps-plans-for-crackdown-on-secret-online-groups

>Besides, this is the thickest thing I've heard any of them say all year
Once again, you're a fucking idiot who's showing partisanship. They put a Labour bitch as the face of it, but checked who fucking sponsored it! Anna Soubry and Jacob Rees Mogg.
They're trying to fuck you hard, both of these groups, and you just sit there going "Well, durr, da red ones are more stupid :) I no stupid, me vote Blue"

No, I'm not. I've never voted Tory because I'm conservative. You're assuming an awful lot from a relatively small amount of information - sounds like something a thicko would do.

You're sitting in this thread literally saying "Labour is more stupid than Conservative". You are, whether you like it or not, subtly pushing the Tories.
Both groups aren't stupid. Both groups want your head. Stop trying to push the "one is slightly better than the other" nonsense because it might actually convince retards here to vote the Blue ones, thus enhancing the legitimacy of the current rotten system by increased participation.

I've said explicitly that I'm not a Tory because I fundamentally disagree with them, and called Labour thick. What on earth gives you the impression I'm 'subtly pushing for the Tories', perhaps you didn't bother reading what I said before responding. Like a thicko might.

Riot in a local school yesterday. Asians vs Eastern European immigrants. The parents turned up at the gates with weapons - here you can see one of them getting chewed by a police dog.
youtube.com/watch?v=OgrKoB3HkPQ

But it's not their fault really user, they live in a deprived area.

My employer wants me to do a 1400 - 2200 shift then come in the next day at 0600.

Is that reasonable, lads?

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My MP just called for a general strike to over throw the government. While she has a majority of 48, just how stupid can you be, then again this has a whiff of trying to appeal to the commies in the party membership to avoid getting purged.

>While she has a majority of 48,
Hahaha

No lad. That gives you like 7 hours sleep if you feel asleep literally as soon as you got home and woke up as close to work as possible.
No time for breakfast, a shit, a shower nor the goddamn right to a little rest.

Tell them to fuck off with that shit, seriously. They're not gonna do anything because they know it's asking too much.

Though I'd take it if it's double pay or something, feeling like shit for a day is worth dat cash money.

>Negative space is in the shape of Australia.
I know you all wish you could live here, instead of your rainy communist hellhole. We are full though.

dumb frogposter

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. HE IS A BOUGHT AND PAID FOR JEWISH SHILL, BASICALLY WHERE HE IS FOR THAT REASON ALONE. WHEREVER HE HAS BEEN, OR WHERE HE IS GOING, ITS BECAUSE THATS WHERE JEWS WANT HIM TO BE, GET IT IN YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL.

Depends, what do you do for a living and how long does it take you to get home? Basic answer is no, but do you have an alternative? What do you get paid? If you live 5 minutes away, no big deal, but if you commute... tell the details.

Yes, tell people to walk out on work and school, doing major harm to their livelihood and education, because you want a go in the big seat. I'm betting you're still going to take your taxpayer funded wages and expenses though.

JOOS JOOS JOOS JOOS JOOS

The face of the norf

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What do you do lad? I've done similar shite hours when I worked in the field in archaeology/construction, but like the other fellow said I'd ask for more money. Time and a half for that at least

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yes, unless you're paid a lot of money and have a good job to choose your hours you don't get to complain about unreasonable hours, should have done better at school

Sounds all too familiar.

Soon

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It usually is though lol

>ARE TOMMEH GUNNA BE PRIME MINISTAH MATE

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JAMES MASON - SIEGE
DAVID MYATT - GUIDE TO TACTICS AND STRATEGY OF REVOLUTION
WILLIAM LUTHER PIERCE - HUNTER and THE TURNER DIARIES
THEODORE KACZYNSKI - INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND IT'S FUTURE

ESSENTIAL READING

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The Royal Family is black

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11hrs is the legal amount of down time between shifts I believe. Although I've done the same myself

Sorry dude, you're LARPing. There won't be a revolution, at least not one of your liking.

Lads, what is this our local Lügenpresse is spreading about another referendum?
Just the usual bullshit or is there reason to worry about your further enslavement to this horrible nightmare?

Just the usual theater, opposition is trying to hoover up votes that the government has lost or can't get. Either way, it's an illusion of choice and the country is long dead.

That's your belief, I disagree, this argument has been done to death. My perspective is that it doesn't hurt to spread the right literature to the chosen few who haven't been infected with defeatism yet.

Whatever man, if it makes you feel important then crack on. But you're wasting your time and frustration will dominate you.

Vote UKIP!

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Labour Party said at a conference they support a "peoples vote" on Brexit deal, gave no details about the wording of the vote, when the vote will be or how they will get parliament to agree to the vote.
It's literally nothing.

Is there even the very slightest chance for riots and civil war if your cucked crooked old leader-woman bows to the EU and gives them all your money?

I found a funny picture.

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Ah, so the really just the usual bullshit.

Our media portrayed it as if another vote was already guaranteed, obviously.

Post the one with the text.

Ann Widdecombe barraging Holly and Phil with hate facts about female privilege on This Morning just now, I'm sure they'll put it up on Youtube

No chance.
Maybe some minor argy bargey but nothing even close to what's actually needed.

Christ, I completely forgot she existed. She's still alive?

not reasonable. I had a job where they would try this. Some people would just accept it because they didn't know any better. If it's illegal then point this out your employer.

You’re dumb.

We're in the process of getting rid of our old commie thot so here's hoping that you can do it too.

And hey, if shit does hit the fan I hope that we'll be on the same side this time.

Yeah, I've seen her spouting apparently alt-right talking points about feminism on TV a few times, pretty sure she's done the same on Newsnight, or maybe she was on This Morning again previously...? Either way this has been her schtick for a while now.

She's not alt-right, she's just a Catholic lol. The state of UK media.

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Man of the people. Really brings the youth together. Gives this old man hope for the future this does.

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The problem with the UK is that in the main we are fat,lazy and content with what they let us have.
If people realised how easy it actually is to get shit done sht would actually get done.
It wouldn't be particularly difficult at all.

Lots of people want to stay in the EU, many others are seeing the leave attempt as a shit show, and even if we do leave, we're not going to regain sovereignty. It's pointless theater.
People here will LARP that's its government conspiracy and such, but they're just a reflection of the electorate. They're retarded because we're retarded and they're pandering to us

Nah, not any more in this country. If we end up with a shit deal and still letting loads of migrants in, nothing will happen until some incident to boil things over. Then we might see small rioting/protests, strikes, maybe forced general election. But nothing that actually fixes the root problems son.

The general population is not built for conflict in any sense any more.

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You won't see the average Bong do anything until the shops start running out and they can't watch T.V. every night.

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>She's not alt-right, she's just a Catholic lol. The state of UK media.
Yeah, I was making a hyperbolic joke, she's never been accused of being alt-right, although I figure if she was a less established figure or even just a man, she would be.

>Our media portrayed it as if another vote was already guaranteed, obviously.

It's practically impossible to do another vote intime so your media sounds as Dumb as ours lol

We leave next year regardless of if we get a deal anyway and the remain nutcases don't realise that there probably won't even be a deal to even have a vote on anyway .

Cheers pal, me too. I'd like to sign up to fight for Britain, but I don't want to die in a pointless middle-eastern scrap, or against our friends in Europe any more.

Good luck with your problems, I hope we'll all still be friends when the deal is done and we leave.

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> Portuguese and German bosses constantly bitch about how stupid British public are for voting leave
Imagine being so self-important that you think voting leave was wrong on the basis that you now have to do some paperwork to stay and travelling in and out the UK is marginally more difficult.

That's just depressing.
You Brits really got fucked over bad as a people, haven't you?

How did it get so much worse in your country opposed to our shithole?
It can't just be because of bed and games

> "It can't just be because of bed and games"
It absolutely is.

Oi lav Israel me

Soft or Hard Brexit?

you have to be honeypot-posting here, senpai. these posts glow in the dark. what on earth does american white nationalist tracts have anything to do with the british political scene? if youre real you should honestly stop shilling this violent terrorist shit.

>Oliver held its position as the most popular boys' name since 2013, according to the Office for National Statistics (ONS).

>A number of readers asked whether adding together all of the different spellings of Muhammad would mean more babies were given that name than Oliver.

>Muhammad, the most common spelling given to babies born in 2017, was the 10th most popular name for boys overall.

>Oliver topped the 2017 list with 6,259 babies while Muhammad was registered 3,691 times - not including hyphenated names, such as Muhammad-Ali.

>If we combine 14 different spellings included in the data we get 7,307 boys, which is more than 1,000 ahead of Oliver.

>Variations included Muhammad, Mohammed, Mohammad, Muhammed, Mohamed, Mohamad, Muhamad, Muhamed, Mohamud, Mohummad, Mohummed, Mouhamed, Mohammod and Mouhamad.

>However the ONS treats each spelling of a name separately and ranks them according to the number of times that individual spelling appears on birth certificates.

>"Combining spellings of one particular name distorts the list - for example combining Sophie, Sophia and Sofia on the 2015 girls list would knock Amelia off the top spot," the ONS said in 2016.

>Statisticians say combining names which have a similar spelling would require individuals to make a "subjective decision" about whether certain names are distinctive or not.

>For example, they would have to decide whether or not to treat Sara and Sarah as variations of the same name, even though many people would pronounce them differently.

Yes let's just gloss over how the various spellings for Muhammad are more the result of differing approaches to transliteration than mere preference.

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>your media sounds as Dumb as ours lol
Problem being that our media isn't dumb at all.
It's corrupt and literally lying to achieve what they want.
Each time they discredit Brexit or something similar, they try to make the monster of the EU seem more attractive to the stupid Michel here.

It's bad.
The average normie here sees absolutely nothing with how the EU is threatening you guys and trying to make an example of you via all those idiotic fines and payments.
I really hope you just leave without paying a single dime.

O'brien going in hard against Corbyn this morning.

So basically people will need to starve and suffer.
Good times, weak men, etc...

why are they trying to hide it?

James Bond should be a Black Woman. Change my Mind.

That's basically what the news have been say, completely twisting what ever comes out from Labour.

It's likely but also I don't believe that cycle is a set in stone rule. If more people actually realised the cycle exists, it may not be perpetuated.

Very vibrant. I love it when Pakis complain about (Eastern European) immigrants ruining their areas.

We've had decades of propaganda to browbeat and demoralise us, plus we get 2nd hand media bullshit from America too.

Indeed

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>I really hope you just leave without paying a single dime.

personally i think that is what is going to happen and the way the EU is behaving that will probably happen

There is literally no other way for this to go politically for may . She is even threatening to deregulate our Economy now
express.co.uk/news/politics/1022681/brexit-news-theresa-may-uk-eu-latest-no-deal-brexit

How that will affect the EU i have no fucking clue myself

Your propaganda machine is nothing against the shit that we were fed for 70 years and yet somehow it seems that you are now worse off than us.

Maybe it's because you lack direct contact with socialist dictatorship dystopias?

>yuck