/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BIG GUYS EDITION

MAGA, please!

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sandniggers

myself

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The epic Avenatti thread

Is Donald Trump gay?

Where I live only gay men spend so much time and money on their hair "styling". In real America men get $10 hair "cuts", it's over in 10 minutes, it don't involve a blower or hair dye and it looks like a $10 hair cut. Maybe it's different in New York.

Awoo or else.

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Ever lay in bed going to sleep then suddenly are wide awake after what feels like you just fell off a cliff?

sleepyposters

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karen

> The red button on Trump's desk is for asking his secretary to bring him diet coke

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awooo

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the chai-nise

> I AM SILLY!

All her questions are non sequiturs.

FUCKING THIS, GREAT POST!

/thread/

They remind you of the beauty of very simple things.

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That's a serious tl;dr situation. I'd read it if it wasn't a deranged rant.

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So.

Is she going to even show up tomorrow, friends?
Will Blaise Ford actually be there? Or is her cross-country car ride going to be too long of a distance to make it there in time...

I really want to know whst you think, fellow Jow Forums users

I have, like many of you, been watching Donald J. Trump (ad nauseam) for many months now. Most people focus on his rhetoric, his ridiculousness, his bombastic nature and the circus that is Donald J. Trump. That set aside, I have been watching him from a more forensic and scientific viewpoint; such as his gesticulations and body language.

Donald J. Trump is constantly talking about how “tough” he is, how he grabs pussy (which seems physically impossible) and sexually assaults women. He wears no wedding band/ring though his loving wife would have us all believe he is Mike Brady incarnate. He talks about guns, the second amendment and how his sons are these great white hunters. He growls (like a lion) at certain points in his speeches. Yet, I can look at Trump and tell you with relative certainty that he has never been in a fist fight, and if he was…he lost. You see, a man’s eyes and hands will tell you if he is a fighter, and they never, ever lie (his face, his voice and his smile may lie, but his hands and eyes will tell the tale every single time). He does not know how to catch a fish or plant a crop. He has never been shot at, and he has never killedanything. He has never been in any type of combat other than “making the deal” or bullying some woman.

Ever.

Now, I am hardly suggesting that “manhood” and “toughness” necessarily require the ability or experience in the aforementioned but…when coupled with a few other things I have noticed about Trump, I am starting to wonder about his manly bonafides.

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((()))

>easily 1000 hits of lsd

(almost) none of those things are european culture

>Europe
>Democracy
>Free expression is practically nonexistent
>Most countries have proportional parliamentary systems where representatives are chosen by party list and are completely unaccountable to voters

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Did Avenatti just become 4chans biggest foe?

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Help Karen out, awoo!

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I have noticed his hand gestures, in particular, and body language in general. His hand gestures are very reminiscent of a flamboyant male homosexual or “queen”. I’m serious. I live in California, and I have encountered many gay people on both sides. Like any other group of people, they have their peculiarities; just as straight folks do. When I take in the totality of all of the idiosyncrasies that make up Donald J. Trump, I am forced to seriously consider that maybe part of his problem is that he is gay and in the closet. In brief: he seems to be trying way too hard to convince us of his “big hands”.

“There’s no problem there…believe me”.

Uh huh.

He’s compensating for something, and though I don’t profess to know exactly what it is it just might be that he is gay and lacks the courage to come to grips with his homosexuality. He wouldn’t be the first man to be in such sexual identity purgatory, not by a long shot.

Can you imagine the delicious irony of it all were that to be the case?

The only wrong answers so far.

NO NO NO

Jamal needs program money for shoes user instead of the waste that is Drumph Meme Force "space exploration". Also do you really want USA climate denier goons fucking up the unspoiled Martian climate?

zina bash farting.

Baking, hold tight.

fat girls

They're growing one in an incubator, it takes time for them to grow an adult human being so she might not appear in time

still tuesday night here in shithole california.

tomorrow (wednesday) trump will have a rare solo press conference. that's surely going to be a hefty event.

thursday, i am guessing there's a 50/50 chance at this point that ford shows up. regardless, it's going to be he said she said and kavchad will be confirmed eventually on friday and then full senate vote monday

a really long >we post

No lol, he's made a threat towards Jow Forums before and did nothing. He will only look stupid if he pursues this so it's in his best interest to let this whole story blow over and deny it completely. He will have to live with the shame.

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kek that's probably exactly what the Democrats would say, too. Never mind that IMO the Space Force is Trump's gambit to make public via parallel construction the fun toys developed and in use by the Navy and Air Force.

Do they think this is really threatening when there are 2 million Elliot Rodgers out there ready to roll and claim eternal glory?

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why would anyone degrade such a fine specimen such as zina with a truly disgusting post as this?

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Dis nigga is getting bold

I can't believe that guy is a lawyer. He sounds more like an unethical journalist (compared to the others who are total scum)

Yes.

I think that nigga is fronting. I hope he starts name dropping Jow Forums on air and looks like a retard

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President Trump will throttle the enemies of Israel!

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California Bar is a joke. Essentially the only way to get disbarred is to try and blackmail someone who pays more dues than you, anything else is fair game.

I-I don't think that speaks well about we. You are measured by the stature of your enemies.

oh no, the population of one fairly large city, what will drumpf do???????

30 year old faggots who still watch anime

>imagine being this new.

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this is one of the saddest posts i've ever seen on pol. ever.

>degrade
it's her hobby

>lawyer
>ethical
Silly frog.

be nice

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wow what a faggot ass map

Kurt Eichenwald got played and didn't do shit, the story will be the same with Avenatti.

ok, no one remembers the party our anything happening.
investigation over.

How low can #bastanigger CPL fall?

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I'm genuinely intrigued what it would take to start that incel revolution. Currently I only see it aimed against feminism/blm so it would have to be an anti-democrat revolt. Maybe if ginsburg kicks the bucket and the poo in loo gets nominated.

as someone from Alabama, bring it the fuck on. We're not even going to have to do anything because cops in red states actually do their fucking job
>youtube.com/watch?v=8t-IT0fM-n0

>tfw kamala harris couldn't pass the cali bar at least 2 times

Literally every fucking poll says the opposite in the crosstabs. Are you really such a dumb faggot liberal that you come in here and lie and expect people to just take your NPC dribble at face value without checking the polls themselves? Fuck you for assuming that everyone else follows your pathetic liberal sheep mentality.

>rapid response protest

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>frumentarii fails caesar gone wrong gone sexual

she's so dumb lol

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>>frumentarii fails caesar gone wrong gone sexual

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Come and see what God's word has to tell us about the Kavanaugh accusations.

...but what if Rod Rosenstein resigns?

thursday should be fun

i dont know about today

The democrats refuse to believe that a devout Catholic man like Kavanaugh would remain a virgin until marriage.

The Bible also addresses this.

1 Peter 3:16
Having a good conscience, so that, when you are slandered, those who revile your good behavior in Christ may be put to shame.

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Feinstein

>"He resigned because of Trump! RIOT!"
It's their end game as it is so I don't see why they have to be such pussies about it. More than likely because they know they are going to get their heads caved in because of their antics.

only way is if potus has serious shit on him and gives him a chance to resign or get rekt after midterms

im sure he is gone after mid terms regardless

>foe
he'd have to be able to put up some form of opposition to us to reach 'foe' status. right now he's just our tapdancing monkey.

>according to morning consult 49% of registered voters in Florida approve of Trump compared to 47% who disapprove
>according to quinnipiac, likely voters (which are normally more favorable to Trump) 44% approve and 54% disapprove and Nelson will win easily

I sure love (((pollsters))) with a known bias!

>Holocaust Conspiracy Theorists
... would have you believe that there was a graaaand conspiracy, in war-torn Germany. That none of the population was aware of. Or any of their army, save for some special forces, who all managed to keep their mouths shut about it. Or any of the Allied forces, until the very end of the war, when the Soviets told us all about it (but didn't let us inspect any of the camps).
It was a conspiracy to kiiiiillllll allllll the Jewwwsss. In all of Europe. Even the parts they didn't occupy.
Not by shooting them. Or hanging them. Or cutting their throats. But by spending countless gallons of fuel and tons of coal, in the middle of a war, while their army and airforce were running on fumes, to transport them to special camps. Where they would be fed and clothed. Until the evil Germans were damn well ready to kill them. With poison.
By putting it in their food? In their water? NO! That would be too predictable. Instead, they rigged delousing gasses into their SHOWERS! Mua-ha-ha-ha. Showers with glass windows and wooden doors. Likely to inflict maximum casualties by overwhelming surprise and confusion.

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He's going to resign within the next two months because his soft coup gambit failed spectacularly and now his ass is on the line legally. We're about to see Act II and it's going to be awesome.

imagine being bullied so hard you end up having to admit u were a virgin all through h.s live on t.v

Yes and the Jew is pissed

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don't forget cremating a person per minute

He signed a FISA a few weeks after 'joking' about wiretapping the president

No way he wants to explain that to Jim Jordan

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>has a happy family and 2 daughters
>is going to make $350k per year and can't be fired
>this is undesirable
>what a fucking loser virgin
Are you a retard?

>100 posts in and no one has said niggers
Fuck you faggots I'm going to bed.

When will he come back?

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He knows we'll just talk about him more so he gets more recognition. And you people are doing it. Stop, idiots.

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>list of "utopian" pie in the sky things with a complete disregard of what's actually being sacrificed to accomplish them?

Yeah, no is the correct response.

Leftists act like the right wants to live in squalor, when it is there naive proposals that lead to people actually living in squalor constantly. See Venezuela, USSR, or any leftist run city in the US that isn't artificially buoyed by hollywood, wall street or silicon valley.