Fuck this shithole just kill the damn bird

this, australia will cuck at every opportunity

The Emu-Magpie alliance is strong. This is retaliation for the emu massacre from last week.

What's with you and birds

they can't do shit, the magpie has a cheeky cunt loicense

You know who to call, Aussies!

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Pretty crazy they have to get a permit for that shit. Any animal that attacks should be able to be killed.

oy m8 ya gotta loicense to kill the magpie that blinded your kids for life?

Everything in Australia will try to kill you, that's why the Aussie must shit post, he is crying for help and love in the only way he knows how.

First emus and now MAGPIES. Stay strong lads, I hope you make it.

What a pathetic cúck country you live in, imagine going into the birds territory and being surprised you got attacked, those dumb fuck kids deserve to go blind in both eyes, retards.

Is this Bongistan? Why the license? Just kill the fucking thing.

Aussies post online a lot because they dare not go outside

Gas the magpies, bird war now.

Also, OPs fkn tag

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If those kids were twins they would look much cooler with the eyepatches on.

PUNISHED “VENOM” CHILDREN

Australia has been bird territory since the first emu war.

Those kids did something to piss the magpie off.

Corvids will reciprocate kindness, or exact revenge.

bbc.com/news/magazine-31604026

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Em7u ID
they are birdposting again

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You say this like we aren't the same, you get arrested here for killing a seagull.

OY MATE LET'S SEE YOUR BIRD-KILLING LICENSE

They were eagle supporters, they deserved it.

Magpies and Emu’s teaming up.
If a water fowl gets in on it, a bird version of winston churchill will chirp his speech about fighting australians on the beaches, land, sea, and air.

The aussie fears the emu

Fish too brah.
abc.net.au/news/2018-09-25/woman-cut-by-fish-in-northern-territory-mackerel-neck/10301902

My first time playing FtD was like that.

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You need a license to kill an animal that is actively attacking your children?

I thought Canada was cucked.

you never come across an angry magpie user?
they are fucking vicious

Fuck...
Is the emus

They're trying to exterminate the magpie

I fucking hate The Eagles.

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Birds clawing at your eyes, these kids obviously fucked up in their past life to have that happen.

The strong do what they will, and the weak suffer what they must.

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Australians are subordinate to all birds, the only creatures that can fly and thus are not truly inmates. They are the guardians of the prison.

mate
you dont understand

They are watching us!

What's to understand? It's a magpie. Not a golden eagle.

We learnt our lesson during the Emu war, we're not letting it get out of hand again. Thankfully technology is helping us get on top of it.

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>flap flap squawk
whats to understand?

>Those kids did something to piss the magpie off.
t. clueless

Not only can you not defend yourself against actual human offenses, you need a goddamn license to kill a bird that's attacking children?

Will someone please tell me what's wrong with every single anglo country that's not America? I know what's wrong with America and it certainly isn't this.

Australia also has the highest cancer rate in the world. Some aussie must have given some cheeky bantz to God, because he fucking hates that place.

OI! DO YA HAV A LOICENS TO KILL THAT BIRD? YA BETTER APPLY FA IT!

This. Imagine if Florida was a country, but add aggressive birds, kangaroos, and abbos

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Bet their neighbours love them. Still,adorable kid.

don't listen to the Emu incitement they want us to attack the magpies so they get a Casus belli to start another Emu war.

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two kids will be half blind because this nation is a bunch of cucks who would jail someone for shooting that bird beforehand

Bird wars 2 happening

What is it with leafs and getting there shit pushed in by niggers?

>crow violently rips hearing aid out of old grannies ear
>gives it to little girl
>"Cor thanks!"

If only you knew how bad it really is

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Lmao long ago we killed everything remotely dangerous. Even the Brits have been completely tamed.

My mate was legit terrified of magpies due to being swooped on by one as a kid and almost suffering the same fate. Fucking little nigger birds.

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Not all magpies

dude we have magpies in Canada, nobody ever gets beat up by one
they're also called australian singing crows
not to be confused with emma donovan

youtu.be/6tEvDO94iXY

here in Burgerland I got my first air rifle at 5 years old and would have taken care of the problem myself

Here your parents would be charged and it would be a national headline. What a weak cuck country.

This is the second decent post I've seen from a leaf this morning. Tim hortons using some new kind of coffee or what?

haha. how are you supposed to defend yourself against those cunts? baseball bat?

Make an alliance with emus, defeat them together. Then, when you gain emus trust, backstab them. Win - win

Same. Or just hit it with a stick or something.

On the one hand I feel bad for you.. but on the other.. well.. you've done this to yourselves.

tennis racquet

Magpies are smarter than niggers but still love to steal. Maybe jewbirds would be a better term.

Fucking bat country and shit

The invasive species that keep moving in are going to be a problem, though.

but magpies fight personally on the field of honor

Can I get the low-down on this emu war I keep hearing about?

youtube.com/watch?v=9vWhf575Qr4

What fucking retard kids, the bird is swooping and they didn't try to catch it? I bet they ran and cried every time before then too. Fuck I used to get angry at the other kids whenever they were pussies around wildlife. Just pick the cunts up by the non bitey/poison ends, not fucking hard. But no, you have to tackle me and pull me away, then cry to the teacher over a fucking redback I could have squashed with my shoe.

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1488 BIRD WAR NOW GAS THE CROWS

>you need a goddamn license to kill a subhuman that's attacking children?
>I know what's wrong with America and it certainly isn't this.
user, it's what's wrong with many non-anglo countries too, it's called liberalism and it was co-invented in America.

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You alright?

how exaggerated is this? are there actually people like this in Aus?

Nah, wussy kids piss me the fuck off. They grow up to be people that act like getting hurt is as good as death and treat hardwork as if they're in Auschwitz.

Watch the first one, it is pretty accurate sadly.

>have to get a license to kill something attacking children

Hang out in a centerlink and you'll see one or two.

The day has finally come

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even air rifles and airsoft guns are banned in Aus? wtf. what about slingshots

youtube.com/watch?v=MQLFXu6h6eg
An old favorite of mine.

magpie are the niggers of birds

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>be strayan
>ya kids eyes get pecked out by a bird
>ya can't do jackshit bout it

wew.

>painful eye surgery
fucking journos

My god is it depressing every time I see this. A century ago pit bulls were known as "nanny dogs," the most trusted dog to watch over and care for babies. They were known as incredibly gentle toward children and other weaker creatures but psychotically vicious against threats.
Niggers bred that out of them, wanting to use them for dog fights and to help kill each other. Now the majority of pits are monsters.

Rich coming from a Brit!