Balkan

How do we fix the Balkans?

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too many muslims, it's basically unfixable without poison gas.

force them into a large meme country
import niggers
they will focus their low IQ agression on the niggers instead of eachother
do this for a couple hundreds years until everyone falls for the meme country

>Greece impliments a citizens army
>they must all be trained to use heavy bullet proof Shields and explosives attached to javelins
>invade every nation using modern phalanx formation
>no other country has any idea wtf is going on
>new greek empire is called new Helos
>geese ethnically cleanses the area of Muslims
>builds a fuck off massive wall between them and turkey
>greek empire shows Europe the strength they once had before the EU
new Helos leads the world to a brighter future

nuke

romania is not in the balkans

Why would you fix perfection ?!
No bullshit, everyone hates everyone, and everyone's honest about it , no gay faking like in the west.
However, we can get along when needed.
With the west literally killing itself, Balkans will be a superpower by 2020.
Hot waifus, everywhere.
The fall of Yugoslavia would be the best anime ever.

>delusional Serb thinks his ugly hags are "hot waifus" and that his shithole will ever be a nice place to live
That's actually kinda sad.

Well, i used to think " it can't be worse than this" ... but it got worse, every time... So now i'm all for the ride straight to hell, let's all die together.

Let Italy rule them all

we just need to welcome back our roach overlords. everything's gonna be fine then

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By genociding everybody elsd

yall ex-yu niggas real mad still huh?

gas the jews

Our women look too caveman-y

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Evacuate all Balkan hunnies and then pull the plug

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Caveman-y? She's a 10/10 you ignorant mong; you should see the average Americunt

Yeah, and they're often hairy.

Unite them under Greek rule to butcher turk roaches.

Remove kebab.

She's pretty hot to be honest... If you don't like brunettes, just go for a blonde. Like, I usually ended up dating blondes for some reason, light eyes and complexion, meanwhile my brother usually goes for darker girls... Idk, we have a lot of options, that's pretty rad.

yeah. i've been a to a few countries and serbia has a pretty nice selection for everyone.

montreal still has the hottest women i've seen anywhere, though.

everything due west and south of serbia (excluding croatia and greece) is the actual problem. the rest is fine, even maybe probably serbia

Start to love each others
The middle east should do the same thing too
Also Kosovo is Serbia

Let these guys clean up the place

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She looks like a caveman's woman, like most girls here

Remove the Turks and Slavs

Only one way, and you know it's the truth:

>every couple must bear at least 3 children before 35
>every couple should move to a plot of land, decentrilize from the cities, there is internet everywhere now so it's feasable
>ban abortion
>ban banks
>ban consumeristic products like coca-cola, nike, apple
>buy only domestic

By having everyone not of the Balkans fuck off from the Balkans. Leave the Balkans alone for a while, and then the Balkans won't hate everyone else that much, except for other groups in the Balkans.

You first, Gypsy. Back to India now.

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Gib back Kosovo. It's legitimate Romanian clay.

A strong confederation of independent but mutually supporting states united against outside aggression and reciprocating internal trade. The parliament shall require each member representative to bring their local vegetable caviar and have snacks after session

Kinda is.

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By genociding "people"

what is there to fix?

It would make for a nice Fallout: New Europe plot.

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Great idea t b h

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What are you doing in Serbia, György?

THE SLAVS WILL RISE AGAIN

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This. We are 100% PURE ARYAN DACIAN MASTER RACE. Not like these subhuman SHITSKIN balkans. Romania is actually basically Nordic country, we are more Scandinavian really in phenotype, prosperity, culture, habits, temperament. I REPEAT, WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH BALKAN SUBHUMAN! We are NORDIC ARYAN and based!

Lmao go back to india scum

Remove the kebab

YOU ARE JEALOUS OF PURE DACIAN ARYAN SCANDINAVIAN ROMNIANS! WE ARE 100% pure DACIAN nordic, we have nothing in common with BALKAN, we ARE DACIAN and basically swedish

I am not kidding when I say I actually laughed when I read your post OP
I just...I have lost all hope for this shithole

By making it the melting pot of the world.

>be masterrace mediterranean
>be jealous of literal autistic
Choose one

When was the last time this area was ruled by a civilized Christian Empire?

Oh yeah, pic related.

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Based and redpilled.

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There is no fixing it. There has been far too much race mixing with Turks. Nuke them all.

>basically swedish

Not a thing to be proud of

>banning capitalism
you forgot
>get ”liberated” by america because you re an ”evil dictatorship” and you ve got no nukes to fend off the cunts like the norks do