Brazilian meltdown - 12 days to go

>BRASILIA - The presidential candidate in the 2018 elections, Jair Bolsonaro (PSL), requested in a telegram sent to the Brazilian Embassy in Chile in 2006 that his message of solidarity be transmitted to the grandson of General Augusto Pinochet, Augusto Pinochet Molina. Mr. Molina had been expelled from the Army for making a statement at his grandfather's burial. In the message, Bolsonaro emphasises his admiration for Molina not having bowed to "leftist lies" and speaks of his longing for General Pinochet. At the time, Bolsonaro's request was denied by the Foreign Ministry.

How much more of /ourguy/ can he possibly be, BRos?

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i wish that we were a monkey nation so that we could elect meme candidates like bolsonaro

You are, though

I wish we were a burger nation so we could elect the meme candidate to end all meme candidates like Donald Trump

I have some good news for you

my sides

you are and you did

wew

how's shitbag doing?

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you will see a nigger free brazil in your lifetime

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He'll probably be out of the hospital by the end of the week. He'll still wear the shitbag for a couple of months but so far so good.

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So is he a meme or not brazibros? How will he improve Brazil? I want your meat and your fruits and all your food and I need you stronk for that.

Also hows all the favela shit doing in the last 15 years? Worse or improving?

Just asking the dumb questions because prolly a lot of other hispabros or even portubros dont know where all this is going.

Why does he loves sucking israel's dick so much?

>So is he a meme or not brazibros?
He's a meme.

>How will he improve Brazil?
If he wins his presidency will probably be a disaster, but at least we regained some cultural ground and he'll help erode the current system.

>Also hows all the favela shit doing in the last 15 years?
Some indicators improved in the past 15 years, overall we're much better off today. We don't have many people living in extreme poverty anymore. On the other hand, crime has been steadily on the rise and Brazil has never been as dangerous as it is today.

Honestly I don't give a shit what he's up to, I've read his government plan and he's just a demagogic sewer rat who feeds on people's fear of the opposite side instead of build a solid strategic government plan, exactly like any other politician do to get support. People should dispose him and all the rest of parasite congressman in charge that infests government offices and replace them with something useful.

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Nice fantasy, unfortunately we live in reality.

Meme flag

Aw shit then. I would like to see all your country but I guess Ill stay in the margarita sipin' frontiers.

Whats a enough safe place to eat the best brazil shit? Some day ill go there to do a holyday bulk and eat like a marrano.

>So is he a meme or not brazibros?

Yes, he is.

>How will he improve Brazil? I want your meat and your fruits and all your food and I need you stronk for that.

Probably crime will reduce, but I do not believe it will make much difference in the rest.

>Also hows all the favela shit doing in the last 15 years? Worse or improving?

Favelados are the cancer of Brazil and have only gotten worse in the last 15 years.

>Just asking the dumb questions because prolly a lot of other hispabros or even portubros dont know where all this is going.

What will happen is that he will not win the election because we vote in electronic ballot boxes and voting fraud has already been more than unmasked.
The Workers Party will return to power and the situation will remain the same or worse than that of Venezuela.

>outsider
>politician for over 20 years

>not a wealth-fare queen
>enjoys the same privileges as all hue politicians and managed to get 3 of his sons elected to public offices just because muh surname

>christian
>pentecostal scum "re-baptized" in israel

>nationalist
>says he want's Brazil to align with the US and Israel (?)
>wants to deliver Alcântara base to the burguers

>based
>pro-israel

>anti-globalist
>pro-israel

>not corrupt
>son manages to make his patrimony 432% bigger in 4 years

>a family man
>3 times divorced and already in his fourth marriage
>wife is also pentecostal scum with israeli ties

>says he respects the policies of the civil-military regime
>supports liberal policies that Geisel, Castelo Branco, Figueirado and Costa e Silva would literally kill you for defending
>wants to denationalize petrobrás and kill Varga's legacy

Tell me again my fellow Brazilians, why do your fall for this obvious meme? The funniest part is how hues are always saying that the masses (gado) are always wrong but they follow them into voting for this obvious puppet.

Fuck this shit hole. Thank god I could leave for Straya while the scum try (and fail) to escape to the US.

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Bolsonaro is clearly the best candidate thou, and the only who would make us not starve to death

Welp thats a little blackpilled. Not that I care, I just want more opinions so BUMP.

Where is the worst favela problem? How much does weight the idea of sawing off those places and let them eat their bullets? Here the español its very quejica of the south but they are not ultimately jewed baboons that LARP as warriors of trap.

Any city in Brazil can be safe as long as you stick to the wealthier areas. While we have a high murder rate, it's mostly concentrated in fairly restricted pools of violence inside cities. Sometimes that kind of crime does spill out to other areas but in general if you stick to wealthy neighbourhoods you'll be fine. You do have to watch out for petty crime: never leave your stuff unattended, avoid flashing your phone in public places, etc.

The highest rated restaurants in the country are in São Paulo, but honestly I think SP's fame in gastronomy is mostly due to media shilling. The best beef in Brazil comes from the southern states (Rio Grande do Sul). The best country food is in Minas Gerais. Bahia seafood is savory and northern food (Amazonas, Pará) is weird and interesting. Rio's food isn't bad either.

>Rebaptized is Israel.

oHOHOHO... UUUUHUHU..OH NONONONO

Sauce for that? I really do not need to know more. Sorry but then the country its going to worsen as the press says its better. Im a brainlet with politics but dude, if this guy is that into israel the less amount of shit he has is in its colostomy.

South America still had telegrams as recently as 2006?

>revoke need of major in journalism
>therefore, any average joe can shitpost lies and will have no need to worry about jeopardizing a decade's worth of professional carrer
>mainstream media copypastes fake info, waits until it burns the entire house down, ONLY THEN it reports that the info was incorrect and takes it down or blames the dubious source
>no punishment for the dishonest fucks, voters give up after being convinced by fake news
MSM needs to be Charlie Hebdo'd in the first day Mourao takes office

>Tell me again my fellow Brazilians, why do your fall for this obvious meme?
Is anybody here yelling "MITO"?

Anyone with a brain knows Bolsonaro is full of shit, and his supporters are annoying as fuck. But he's the only option we have. He has plenty of faults but he's the only one willing to drop some red pills on the general populace, and he managed unite most of our right around him. He's our guy.

>Any city in Brazil can be safe as long as you stick to the wealthier areas

I don't know where you live mate, but back in Rio shit ain't like that. I lived in Leblon for most of my life. As you know, it's the most expensive square meter in the country (maybe SP already passed it, but who cares, no beaches), the place where all celebrities, politicians and rich jews live.

Still, even living in the best neighborhood in the country, I couldn't go out to walk to dog late at night without keeping an eye on suspects. People get mugged at gun-point nearly everyday there, arrastões everywhere, niggas from all over the suburbs flooding the beaches, cars getting robbed etc.

For those who want to see a few images of literally the most prestigious place in the country being toned apart by chimps, here it is:

youtube.com/watch?v=VF4vBtN2AqE

My favorite part is around 1:02 onward with the arrival of the savages by bus.

I like the peoples food, the shiny places can go fuck themselves. Ill ask around people with alcoholic noses. Thats my shit.
Im already wary of my shit and I dress like shit and cheap clothes under 5 euros always. If I want to feel pretty I do deadlifts. Also my gf is from cabo verde and mixed so I thi k we could look like locals. Thanks for the info bro.

Our left is heavily anti-Israel and supporting Israel will instantly get you labeled as right-wing in here. Plus our evangelical protestants have a huge hard on for Judaism for some inexplicable reason, and they're also associated with the right. Bolsonaro is a Catholic but he was still influenced by this environment. From the perspective of the average BR right-winger, Israel are the good guys. Jow Forums-tierideologies haven't reached us yet.

Sure thing, chief:

youtube.com/watch?v=Yl2nBsPvuyg

politica.estadao.com.br/noticias/geral,bolsonaro-e-batizado-em-israel-enquanto-impeachment-corria-no-senado,10000050816

extra.globo.com/noticias/brasil/enquanto-votacao-do-impeachment-acontecia-bolsonaro-era-batizado-em-israel-19287802.html

There you go, video and two different respectable media sources. Let me know if you need any sauce for the other claims because they're all fucking real.

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>3 times divorced
source on that
>wife is also pentecostal scum with israeli ties
source on that

the fuck niggar, who are you trying to impress with baseless assumptions

Rio de Janeiro is an exception. You guys are really something. If you have traveled through Brazil you know the violence in Rio is different. I don't mean just intensity but the way criminals operate as well. São Paulo doesn't have enclaves (favelas) in the middle of the city surrounding wealthy neighborhoods. You won't get hordes of favelados raiding wealthy people in Jardins or Vila Nova Conceição.

Based. Will vote for him with the force of a thousand suns.

If you only knew

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Is he of Portuguese descent? Looks exactly like my Western Polish Grandfather. It's uncanny actually.

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Italian/Portuguese mutt like many white Brazilians.

>Some indicators improved in the past 15 years, overall we're much better off today.
Only if you are a incredibly rich piece of shit who never had to travel. I lived almost my whole live in Rio and things just keep getting worse. Also my brother lives in para and the
>We don't have many people living in extreme poverty anymore. is a complete lie made to manipulate voter into thinking the current government is any good. Belive me when i say poverty only increase in that godforsaken state.

>Plus our evangelical protestants have a huge hard on for Judaism for some inexplicable reason
> inexplicable reason

Put two and two together, user.
Brazil is still a country where the majority of the people are Christians. That used to be mostly Catholic but things have been changing quickly since the 90's. Nowadays pentecostal cults hold a considerable percentage of the faith. And what do pentecostal fags like? Old testament shit and Jews. They all fall for the "land of the jews" meme. They REALLY believe that Canã belongs to the jews because god said so.

What does this change? Well, the pentecostal cults have been managing to put more and more people on the Senate and the lower house. That means that the zionists found a way to democratically influence Brazil's foreign policy on the middle east cause. Which is a fuck up because for all the shit that goes on inside Brazil, their foreign policy has always been remarkably good. We don't take sides. Lula was the first president to ever visit Israel and what did he do the next day? Visited the occupied territories and met with the palestinians on the same trip. Based as fuck. All Celso Amorim's job of course, but anyway...

For those that don't know, pentecostal fags are so fascinated with the jewish faith that they literally created a real-size replica of Solomon's temple in Sao Paulo. Huge thing, build entirely with israli stones and shit. Pic related.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Solomon_(São_Paulo)

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May I point out that every government initiative have led to further slower economic growth. Yes people are better off but better off and still living in the same shit place aka favela than 20 years ago and growing instead of having improving the people's we just made them comfortable and alienated enough to live in a slum that is why the criminality exploded

>Only if you are a incredibly rich piece of shit who never had to travel.
Idiot. Talk to your elders. Talk to people from lower income families. Brazil is incredibly wealthy today compared to 20+ years ago.

>is a complete lie made to manipulate voter into thinking the current government is any good
Extreme poverty = people who don't even have anything to eat. That's very rare in Brazil today.

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I took a few classes in Brazil a couple years back. is right; so long as you stay in the wealthy areas, you're fine. I was in Recife most of the time, but I did have some excursions to Rio and Sao Paulo. I stuck to the good areas and never felt unsafe.

>diot. Talk to your elders. Talk to people from lower income families. Brazil is incredibly wealthy today compared to 20+ years ago.
I have and every one of them, say things were better before. Maybe they had rose tinted glasses but that goes against your point.
>Extreme poverty = people who don't even have anything to eat.
You haven't been to para I imagine, And I'm not talking about shitty Belem, people near that city struggle but is still manageable, now when you go to the peripheries families being unable to feed their kids for the whole month is common sight. Malnorishment is normal.
And if mean to tell me people dying of starvation was normal in Brazil 20 years ago please provide sources because I think you are full of shit. If you are talking about malnourished children and adults that is not something you can call rare.

Yeah, sorry about that user. I was indeed mistake on the three times divorced thing. He did not marry the third bitch, or at least not in the cartório. I though he did because they even lived together for a while when he still lived in Botafogo (he was my mother-in-law neighbor). Couldn't find a source though so I can't confirm it.

He is however married to a roastie that is nearly 25 years younger AND has a 7yo daughter from a previous marriage. Regarding her ties with the zio crew, it's not quite explicit but it's there:

noticiasaominuto.com.br/lifestyle/575664/descubra-o-estilo-de-michelle-de-paula-esposa-de-jair-bolsonaro

She worked for years in the lower house serving some pentecostal representative. She's been involved with Malafaia's Assembleia de Deus and thats how she got her job. She was also with Bolso in Israel when he was "rebaptized" and certainly had her fingers in this since it was done by her evangelical crowd. She was probably pushing him closer to them, which only happened in more recent times. Before 2015-2016 he never really had these close ties with them and was supposedly a Catholic.

most brazilians have portuguese descent, even the niggers/mutts

Both argument are wrong.
Economic growth and people getting out of poverty was a natural process not thx to the government but by the individuals and markets opportunity, quite the opposite the government made sure to stifle said growth and create alienated, conformable and voting poor bases that will keep voting for a government that will further erode the once growing middle class and increase corruption. The extreme poverty was not dealt by the government but by NGO and churches that help people which I help with. The poverty programs do nothing but get used to buy booze, luxury items, drugs and incentive to procreate kids that become disfuctional members of society.

There's plenty of research on this subject, just look it up. It's not a (((conspiracy))) because povery indices are often calculated and tracked by independent sources.

I'm not attributing this to any particular government. It's just a fact that the country advanced in this aspect.

>I have and every one of them, say things were better before.
They were probably thinking of Lula's period when Brazil had a very favourable trade output because China was buying our shit like crazy and the government was burning money with credit and social programs.

Brazil pre-FHC was a much poorer country.

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I mean you are free to vote for ciro if you want, or haddad, or marina. Those will surely be a better option for Brazil.
Nobody fell for the meme , the thing is that he is the only one who MIGHT keep the country "save" long enough for people to either escape or find someone better in the next election.
Not sure if you know but we are at the brink of becoming Venezuela, another shitty corrupt president will sink us.

100% false

This article has a lot of detail on who's building Bolsonaro's program. It's an interesting read if you haven't checked it out yet, BRos.

uol/noticias/especiais/quem-sao-os-generais-de-bolsonaro.htm

The tl;dr is that Bolsonaro has been approaching key figures in the military to help build his platform according to their various expertises. They formed a group that has been working semi-independently to structure the government's efforts in education, security, infra-structure, etc.

Of course everything will change with political meddling starts, but still this made me more optimistic about his potential government.

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>There's plenty of research on this subject, just look it up. It's not a (((conspiracy))) because poverty indices are often calculated and tracked by independent sources.
I'm not saying it is, but it's hard to believe when you see soo many people living like shit in some parts of the country. I know it's personal anecdotal evidence and not wort much and extreme poverty is was greatly reduced. However, that should happen if only because of technological advancements, and, in my opinion, it happened way to slowly accounting for only those improvement.
>They were probably thinking of Lula's period when Brazil had a very favourable trade output because China was buying our shit like crazy and the government was burning money with credit and social programs.
They were talking specifically about the military "dictatorship", again, probably biased, but still what they said.
Also it's clear that the period of "prosperity " we had under lula is what partially led to the state we are in right now, his burning money led to the government having little to no money right now, and the corruption didn't help. And while the trade with china helped we are still trading onions and other products with them at a crazy rate, we haven't had any major political fallout with china and our trade should be about the same.
Brasil is a very poor country now, if only by the massive bet we have as a nation.

Ciro seems like /ourguy. Honestly the owrst case scenario from my perspective is hard to decide. Honestly i wont be able to vote this year so fortunately I wont have to make this hard decision in the second turn.

Hadad would be a disaster. The man is a mere puppet. Sure, he's no Dilma, has a very impressive academic background but still, we all know Lula would be pulling the plugs from prison. Plus, Congress won't let him rule and we'll be stuck in 2016 for four years.

Regarding your Venezuela claims, I think that's a bit too much. It's the type of thing bolsominions say without even knowing how Venezuela got to where it is. Pueblo, Caudillo y ejército. PT has no caudillo (Bolsonaro sure fucking is the closest thing to it atm in Brazil) nor do they have the military. I worked with the military all my life in Brazil and fortunately the civil-military regime did manage to purge the politician cancer out of the barracks. Doesn't matter if your cheering for bolsonaro or PT, you sure as fuck ain't gonna make the political campaigns in the barracks.

Hadad has, however, called for a constitutional assembly, which is, dare I say, dangerous as fuck. It is however worth noting that he would absolutely NEVER have the numbers in the legislative to pull this shit through.

Bolsonaro on the other hand, who also called for a constitutional assembly (yeah, no shit, look it up) DOES have the numbers and does have support from a considerable portion of the military.

Shit is getting dark, mate. Get out while you still can. Not to Straya though, we're full.

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Dude that very article mentions:
>a brasiliense começou a frequentar a Igreja Batista da Atitude, ... , a partir de 2017. O período coincide com o distanciamento entre Bolsonaro e Malafaia.

Which distance them from Pentecostal stuff.

you can search all over the internet, you will see that Mito went from Catholic, to Baptist from time to time and back again.

As far as I'm concerned, when it's about Christianism, you're better in the religion that makes you feel closer to God.

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You can be anything you want, just don't be a fucking Cirofag, son.

Hope this guy isn't a shill like Trump and will get the work done the first year.

Documentary: Protestantism's Big Justification Lie
youtube.com/watch?v=L14UNjaZJm8

>Regarding your Venezuela claims, I think that's a bit too much.
You weren't here for the "Truckers strike", it was nothing compared to Venezuela but we were near critical mass, just a little bit more ans shit would hit the fan hard. It would be different than Venezuela but we would be dying just as much i think.
Ciro has talked about increasing taxes and my entrepreneur friends, who are already fucked light now, say that will be the last straw. Not only that most of his policies are horrible.
But they are pushing for Haddad hard, the fake pool show him gaining popularity like no other. Which is bullshit because every "leftist" I talked to so far says he will vote for Ciro, and he did nothing noteworthy to gain popularity.
Not sure how much better he would be.
The whole south american continent is going down hill so there's nowhere to escape. Me and my family are fairly poor and we don't have the fund to go to Europe the US or any other such country. If brazil goes down will probably go down with ti.

>Me and my family are fairly poor and we don't have the fund to go to Europe the US or any other such country. If brazil goes down will probably go down with ti.
I feel for you, bro. How's your education and work history? Any chance of getting a remote job? Do you have any skills that are valuable abroad?

If he actually wins I'll make sure to be in Brazil for the inauguration.

>And to find some communists to shoot

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That's what they said about us in the media, guess how much inflation and chimp outs we had in the lasr 3 years

The rise of the white macaco.
I'm ok with that.

Expect us.

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I'm fluent in English and Spanish as well as Portuguese, I'm fairly good at basic Japanese and I'm starting to learn french. I'm 20 so not much experience in anything I worked as a "Gardner" and in stoking supermarket iles mostly, I don't have a bachelors degree. I'm finishing a crew cabin capitation course, but I would need at least 3-5 more years before I can go onto a foreign company like emirates.
Which is why I need this country to last a while longer before I can try to leave, and that would be leaving the rest of my family behind.

Last I heard macri sold out and the situation was dire though... How are you guys doing?

He is mostly Italian, and very Alpine looking.

Check'd

I felt for you my fellow tupiniquim.
If you're really planning on staying there for at least more 4-5 year, get a degree or something. Honestly, ENEM is fucking easy and high level education is still free and that ain't gonna last.

Holy shit mang. Im so sorry.
Keep redpilling normies, the battle is far from the beggining.
... shit these guys seriously ruin everything. I want to see my side cousins in all south america and It really pains me such beautiful places fucked by the nose.