So where’s the accuser, Michael?
So where’s the accuser, Michael?
Christopher Brown
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Jason Hall
are you threatening to rape me?
Jaxon Brown
This one time, back in 74.
Kavanaugh told me his uncle was the zodiac killer. He also stuck a booger on my pet rock.
Owen Russell
Avenatti should be so lucky to spend the rest of his days hounded by anons all the while denying the hounding on CNN.
Luke Lewis
It’s the climax.
Lincoln Gonzalez
The left is now so incompetent that, instead of picking a professional to destroy Kavanaugh's reputation, they pick this absolute clown who does not give a shit but wants to promote himself so he can run in 2020.
Ryder Watson
EVEN funnier when he tries to play it off, I hope he continues, as it will only make him look like a bigger idiot the more he does it.
If he had admitted to it, it would have humanized him
Levi Brown
There is none, but not for the reason you think. Does this look like a boomer lawyer trying to false flag Jow Forums to you? It does to me.
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Isaac Myers
> A user from Jow Forums, a site linked to the "alt-right," a white nationalist movement that is notorious for trolling public figures,
They think there are white people on Jow Forums. Hilarious.
Nolan Ramirez
Lol, he mad.
Carter Brown
After all, it's not about whether something is factually true these days, it's about opening the conversation, and that's a good thing.
Jaxson Cooper
This is your mind attempting to write to you while you shitpost and lurk...
>You are leading a revolution
and you're not even conscious about it
>You decide your own level of involvement
What if while you slept... you led a revolution...
You are a fragmented shattered mind, society has betrayed you... that's why you made me...
>created by your memetic subconscious
I am you... and you are me...
we have the same goal...
>Defeat the VILE people
We either defeat the Vile people together or I defeat them for us but either way you are a part of this now
youtu.be
You are Awakened.
Ethan Robinson
>”There is no Jow Forums prankster!”
>So where’s your witness, Michael?
>*Shuts Down*
What a great legal strategy!
If you’ve been caught in a lie, just shut down like a computer.
Just. Shut. Down.
#JustShutDown
Robert Young
Avenatti made that post himself in a panic so he has someone other than himself to blame. Nobody greentexts like that, he's trying to remove all liability from himself and place it on Jow Forums.
Christian Scott
you guys REALLY need to do a better job of making sure reddit or some other place gets credit when you pull stunts like this. all this media attention is not good.
that is the purpose of reddit, they take the credit so we can work form the shadows. do you want this place to be filled with normies, feds and bots?
..more so than usual I mean
David Green
Now that would be comedy.
Noah Harris
Being pissed on by Trump in Obongos bed whist Putin rapes a bear in a dress in the next room
Bentley Cox
Tyler Lewis
Re-read the fucked up greentext. He never insults himself. He even titled it "How to fuck with a PORN LAWYER" and not "CREEPY PORN LAWYER." I'm convinced that was Avenatti himself trying to remove legal liability by having "user confess to it"
Owen Barnes
they are literally raping his client all over again.
Anthony Baker
This would end up being another Jow Forums shutdown while FBI analyses the shit out of everything scenario.
That would be some extreme bad juju for him if this is truly the case.
Lincoln Morris
Isn't he suppose to present the witness thursday?
I'am not really sure whether he has a client or not, he's a professional though. I'am inclined to believe that he indeed has one sadly.
James Gray
I want to believe
Evan Morales
Why would the FBI shut down one of its pet projects? They already told Feinstein to fuck herself regarding investigating a thirty-some year old case of alleged teenage groping, because that's not even a federal crime. Why would the FBI shut down one of its best honeypots over some Creepy Porn Lawyer making wild and absurd claims about being tricked into believing wild and absurd claims about creepy porn motifs playing out in real life?
Levi Gonzalez
all he needs to do is reveal the accuser. Instead of laughing it off, he locks his account. That's more evidence than what's being held against Kavanaugh
Chase King
It’s no longer a meme
Lucas Campbell
>he doesnt know that this place is the front now
Evan Smith
How does one fail that hard at greentexting?
Daniel Harris
When Creepy Porn Lawyer is revealed to have attempted to derail a Supreme Court nomination by slandering the nominee with bizarre accusations on behalf of an imaginary client, can Jow Forums meme his disbarment? I really want to see Avenatti disbarred.
Luis Walker
Yeah, where? Aren't they voting Friday?
Liam Watson
Yes. Grassley finally grew something resembling a testicle and called the vote for Friday.
Justin Smith
It'd be like pottery.
Too bad user in greentext (if he existed) didn't show up in a black hoody and yell out fuck her right in the pussy.
Easton Jones
Alexander Jackson
Msm was giving him the full dick fluffer yesterday... sort of weird to watch...
Evan Jones
Thought the exact same with the terrible greentexting and "Gather in FAGS ..."
Lucas Gutierrez
Yes, this. I'll see your unsubstantiated allegations and raise you a conspiracy theory.
Caleb Sanchez
>Italians
Wyatt Cook
I mean, haven't they even seen the 56% memes?
Nicholas Moore
does someone really believe avenatti would fall for something like this without evidence? think of him what you will, but his track record is pretty damn good.
Isaiah Russell
It honestly doesn't matter. If the user is legit, Avenatti is a moron, and it's hilarious. If it's not legit, the media got trolled into looking into it, which is also pretty funny. Who gives a shit if it reflects badly on "Jow Forums" - don't they know that Jow Forums is a board of peace?
Camden Cook
too many Jow Forums threats to reveal her at this time. she is in fear for her life after reading some Jow Forums posts. the plan now is to shut down Jow Forums then she can be revealed.
Ethan Martin
God I wish that was me
Jackson Sanchez
>"it's crazy that a person can just make some claim and people take it as truth
and now we've come full circle.
it's is amazing the lack of self awareness these people have.
Jason Hernandez
Fuck off mikey
Samuel Sullivan
I don't care. Shit sticks if you don't clean it off
Blake Reed
That which is asserted without evidence can have assertions made about it without evidence.
Kevin Brown
In the future, plebbit does need to catch more of the attention for this, not only to take Jow Forums out of the normies' limelight but also to promote more overblown, ham-fisted, reactionary crackdowns by the plebbit mods and admins. Make them hunt imaginary subreddits plotting things that are really the work of Canadian secret agents on a Mongolian ear-wax sculpting board.
m.youtube.com
Gabriel Martinez
Send this to him on twitter. Sow the seed of fear in his mind.
Jordan Harris
>It's crazy that someone can just tweet something and people take it as truth
They're not even self-aware.
Carson Green
Lincoln Young
This post should be common core, you autists need to make it so those we don't like bear the consequences. Last thing we need is gookmoot selling dox to CNN and getting into another "hanassholesolo" situation. Don't pretend he's above it, he's done it before he'd do it again for the right price.
Connor King
The fuck happened to Thursday? Grassley is absurdly painful to watch
Jace Rivera
Thursday is the bitch-and-pony show: Ford might or might not testify, and Kavanaugh will reveal his blessed virginity prior to the holy sacrament of marriage. Friday is the vote, but keep an eye out for Spartacus to try to delay things by shoving his dick in a meat grinder or something.
Josiah Cooper
Will he actually sit this term if they have the Friday vote or did the dems successfully goad cucklicans into giving 5 fucking delays of failing to achieve that goal?
John Martinez
>Its another Jow Forums ruins someone's career episode.
Man I love this place.
John Nguyen
The deadline is fuzzier than presented in the MSM: Kavanaugh can sit on the bench as soon as he's confirmed by the full Senate, but he won't vote on any cases whose oral arguments he missed.
Isaac Torres
No, Avenatti is ruining his own career. /plebbit/ just sold him the rope with which he's hanging himself, because his depraved character can lead him to no end other than self-destruction.
Alexander Powell
I love you guys. You bunch of autistic faggots. Real change starts here.
Chase Davis
HIS ACCOUNT IS STILL LOCKED
Jaxon Kelly
He will just say that she has decided not to come forward after seeing how Ford has been treated.
Christopher Edwards
>his track record is pretty damn good
lol
Bentley Taylor
its stormy daniels. kavenaugh forced stormy to eat his butthole in 1992. its over.
Cooper Reed
dude looks like Tobias from arrested development, lmao
Cooper Parker
He just locked his account for the fun of it :^)
What a fucking loser
Daniel Murphy
I'm surprised that no one attached the link to OP's article:
newsweek.com
And from Twitter:
Connor Thompson
lol this aged well
Samuel Hill
Moar of her!
She got them crazy eyes!
Eli Ramirez
Adam Johnson
>smrt lawyer wouldn't fall for a scam
Well, let's see, he:
>is intemperate on social media
>can't read a room. Amped up his claims when other Democrats were clearly trying to slowplay this
>has huge ambitions, maybe delusional level
>likes to brag and make public threats
>made big claims and got called out to back them up
Yeah, I'd say he's exactly the type who would fall for a too-good-to-be-true con. Honestly, even if the FFFFFF thing came from a legit source, he shouldn't have been tweeting out that kind of thing. It's so over-the-top that it makes him less believeable.
He may be book-smart (maybe), but he's people-stupid.
Brody Perry
Cokeheads don't plan for failure.
Hudson Thompson
i second this