Cracked.com Just Got #MeTooed

cracked was shit even before they started with the original cast of their “after hours” crew. the second crew, the one that awkwardly replaced them, was even more LGBT anti-white radical than the first ones

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What's really interesting is the fact that David Wong has been John Cheese's best friend literally since childhood. John is one of the main character's in Wong's book John Dies At The End. Less than 48 hours after the news broke, Wong disavowed Cheese, threw him under the bus and removed ALL of his content (years of articles) from the site. That's how fast SJW "friends" will turn on you. It's hilarious. I sincerely believe that Wong is worried about being next on the hitlist and is trying his hardest to look like a "good ally." John Cheese's life is basically over now. He can't show anyone his previous work because it doesn't exist online anymore. All of it is gone. His name will forever be tied to sexual harassment with a simple Google search. He's perma-fucked.

Cracked was pretty great around 2008, but they went full retard with the SJW shit and now they get 1/100th of the web traffic they used to get. Now the SJWs are coming after them too.

>SJW propaganda
they're unbiased

Couldn't have happened to two better guys. They showed up shortly before I stopped reading and are some of the main reasons I stopped. Who wants to bet it was that super annoying Asian cat lady that snitched?

Get woke
They went downhill after they told seanbaby to tone down his writing.
Man 2008-2012 cracked was so good

Top 5 Ways To Cry Rape

What if these people who flirted with the SJWs Saw how bad they were too late and wanted to come out and then get metooed
Remember that #metoo started as and still is a tool to silence public dissent

I'm not saying defend them, I'm suggesting they are honeypots of information against the SJW cause and that is why theyre getting #metoo'd

Anyone want to take a piss all over my idea? How realistic is it?

Most males that identify as a "feminist" only use it as an angle to get in women's pants so your observation is on point.

Meanwhile Dan O'Brien just got hired as a writer for the John Oliver show

twitter.com/DOB_INC/status/1033099204086751233

>John Cheese and JF Sargent
Those two specifically? Wong's butt-buddy that he banned a third of the comment section for criticizing, and the original tumor of the SJW cancer that killed Cracked himself? The fucker who's articles were shit like "The 5 Most Misogynist Homophobic Microagressions (Of White Supremacy)"?
Fucking. Perfect.

Hi David Wong. I'm pretty sure you're fucked too. Have you ever joked with a female writer? Ever? Uh-oh. They're all coming out of the woodwork with their "stories" now. Better hope there's nothing in your post history/DMs that could be "misinterpreted" in a negative way.

Your "allyship" means nothing to the people you've pandered to for the past six years.

Apparently there are more writers who are about to be seriously fucked. The SJWs are collecting evidence as we speak.

Pretty sad to hear, john dies at the end and the sequel are among my favorite fiction books of all time.

Dob was always a cuck
Be like soren and write for american dad

>The fucker who's articles were shit like "The 5 Most Misogynist Homophobic Microagressions (Of White Supremacy)"?

You need to check out Andy Warski's video about this. Cheese's headlines are fucking hilarious in retrospect:
youtube.com/watch?v=Ygjl7Ca90F0

>I think it's hilarious how Cracked went from being an entertaining website to garbage-tier SJW propaganda, and the SJWs STILL turned on them and started cannibalizing the site.

That's beautiful. But it's not "STILL", they turned on them BECAUSE they were SJWs.

Remember USSR useful idiots.

Oh please, Luke McKinney. Let it be the other obnoxious virtue signaler besides Sargent. And whose articles about historical weapons reveal he's never read a single book about historical weapons.

Like seriously, the nigger skimmed The Zombie Survival Guide, assumed he was an expert on arms and combat, and wrote two or three terrible articles about "useless/insane" historical weapons.

Whores.

Same thing happened to Steven Universe, the fucking gayest, most progressive cartoon yet. Creator is a genderfluid bisexual whatever-the-fuck pushing the gay agenda as hard as Cartoon Network will let her. Sorry, not good enough for the SJW's. Not enough representation or something.

John "my mommy made me feel bad" cheese was the biggest pile of dog shit from the cracked old stock, his incessant whining and the excessive amount he was featured drove me away from the site a while before it turned into comedy absent SJW listicles.

I'll never understand why these retards think unpersoning someone is a good approach to damage control. David Wong must have some pretty embarrassing skeletons in his closet

Glad to see cracked is crumbling. Watching Michael Swaim go from genuinely hilarious comedian to unfunny SJW faggot was very difficult. These assholes made their own bed, much like Aziz Ansari, so I feel no sympathy for them.

I think they're probably True Believers who were using their status as Wamen Protectors to get pussy. It's yet another lesson as to why you NEVER have anything to do with SJWs. One waman posted a blog about how she was "harassed" and several other immediately came forward and claimed that they were harassed too. Cheese apologized, and then they attacked him even harder. Read the blog post in OP. She explicitly demanded that ALL of his past work be removed from the site. It wasn't enough that she got him fired. She had to destroy his life's work too and make sure that nothing would come up in a Google search on his name except for the harassment claims.

John Cheese's life is seriously over now. There is no way he can ever recover from this.... and the real knife twist is that his lifelong best friend immediately complied with the SJWs demands and erased him from the site.

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>David Wong must have some pretty embarrassing skeletons in his closet

I lurk on a couple of SJW forums for laughs, and they are doing a deep dive on Wong right now. They are going through his entire internet footprint to find stuff they can use against him (as well as Soren and Dan O'Brien). If I were those guys I'd be scrubbing the shit out of anything I wrote before the SJW craze kicked into high gear. An edgy joke that was funny in 2004 can get you instantly fired in Current Year. SJWs don't care about justice, they just want to slice the achilles tendon of people who are more successful than they are.

I hope Michael Swaim, Gladstone, Seanbaby and the other buzz cut awkward manlet with the glasses gets MeToo’d.

Those fuckers had a great site and even had great presidential debate livestreams at one point, but they went full SJW in 2008-2010 and let in more and more females and started making shitty shitty skits to compete with Collegehumour’s dying media brand. Terrible fucking decisions altogether and look where they are. But they still haven’t owned up to it and as such, they must be punished, even if they created good articles and made me laugh in the past. They gave up on their principles and for that they must pay dearly.

they think they'll be eaten last

in fact they'll be eaten first because they show weakness

just 3?

Not all rapists are male feminists, but all male feminists are rapists.

she's a pedo tbf

They have hated David Wong since the monkeysphere. Again, though, he deserves it. Refer to my previous post about all the other traitorous and cowardly cracked editors and contributors that cut off their own balls for profits.

notice that seanbaby never gets caught up in this metoo stuff? even though he makes edgy woman jokes a lot?

Oh is she?

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Crazy right?

Ill never forgive these limp dick fucks for making Seanbaby write SJW shit. Reap what you sow you faggots.

Why aren't these people scrubbing everything before it gets too close to home? This has been going on for ages and people haven't caught on and thought "hmm, maybe I should check my history for any edgy jokes".

>checking ten years of social media history
Yeah just lose your job and reputation instead hahah.

....and another Cracked writer, David Dietle, is in jail on sexual assault charges and fucking one of his relatives.

nashuatelegraph.com/news/2018/03/23/revenge-porn-assault-highlight-march-indictments/

Wow, Cracked is really good a picking winners. LOL.

It's bad that a random woman is able to do that to a man's career, but I can't help but feel schadenfreude it's happening to Cheese. I still remember Wong nuking the comment sections and mass perma-banning people for having the gall to complain that they were over-exposing Cheese and that all of his articles were the exact same thing, "5 Things You Learn Being a Massive Piece of Shit". They shoah'd regulars who'd pillars of the community for years.

Part of me loves this and feels it's justice for Ono-Sendai.

I really don't get it that people were surprised at Seanbaby going SJW, or who think that Cracked forced it on him. Even when he was actually funny, he was living in San Francisco and in an interracial relationship. I never got why people thought he was secretly redpilled and got surprised when he revealed his socjus powerlevel.

>schadenfreude

I felt it last year when their SJW bullshit tanked the site so hard that they fired the entire writing staff. These new developments are just the cherry on top. Now, if the SJWs are successful in taking down David Wong (and they are in the process of doing exactly that) I will laugh my fucking balls off. Even if he's totally innocent, Wong deserves to be destroyed more than anyone else at that garbage-tier shithole. He took a great website and transformed it into a trash-fire by pandering to these fucking retards. SJWs ALWAYS cannibalize their own. ALWAYS. Wong isn't immune, but I can guarantee that he hopes he is.

>Almost instantly David Wong (Cheese's BFF) memory-holed ALL of his articles and unpublished his entire body of work
excellent

Holy shit. Don't get me wrong, Cheese sucked after he sobered up when they went to Cracked, but he wrote some funny, funny shit at PWOT.

>>male feminist
>>turns out to be a bigger creep than blatant misogynists
I feel like I'm stuck in Groundhog Day. Maybe feminists hate men because they hang around feminist men.

Cracked has only had two funny people.
Seanbaby
Michael Swain

>Same thing happened to Steven Universe
How is this possible? Any links?

Soren was alright

I remember going to cracked less and less, until I literally saw an article that was titled "6 stupid things white guys do" (paraphasing, but you get the point). Never before had I seen a provocation by the SJW crowd this blatant. Even though it was clickbait, I read it. It was literally a 6 part listicle with "haha white men suck" as the punchline.

Now At this point, I had noticed the shift in tone at the website, but still dropped in once in a while to see if there was anything that wasn't crap. I have not been back since. It is a goddamn shame what happened to that website.

This is why I hate them so much. Because they USED to be really funny, but then they started sucking tranny cock and lecturing/attacking the audience that supported them for YEARS. This is why they deserve what's happening to them right now. They'd still have a successful site if they stuck to the "5 Weird Things In This Video Game" style content, instead of the "5 Things That Prove White Males Are Evil" bullshit they write now.

He above all else will get #metoo'd
He had that aura about him that he wanted to fuck every waking moment.

I've been reading seanbabys stuff since like 2001, the fact that he was 99% apolitical chad-comedy right up until cracked started pushing their sjw agenda is too much of a coincidence for me. The guy used to run a site called fat chicks in party hats ffs. His sjw cracked articles feel phoned in and/or edited from the rest of his work too. I don't care who he fucks either, he was one if the only internet heroes who hasn't made a total retard out of himself.

>Soren writes for American Dad now
>will definitely get MeToo'd

>Dan O'Brien writes for John Oliver now
>will definitely get MeToo'd

They could be totally innocent, but they are successful white males, and SJWs fucking HATE that. Guaranteed that both of them have written things in the past that could get them into big trouble now. They just better hope the SJWs don't find it before they can scrub it from the internet.

>I think it's hilarious how Cracked went from being an entertaining website to garbage-tier SJW propaganda, and the SJWs STILL turned on them and started cannibalizing the site.

Its the wolf in sheep's clothing phenomenon once again. The disingenuous fucks who are willing to publicly evangelize this progressive bullshit to get women do it to cover for what creepy fucks they are behind closed doors. Not all of them are real deal beta cucks like Wil Wheaton.

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People still read Cracked?

The fuck is this edd and eddy?

No. That's why they had to fire their entire writing staff right before Christmas last year. The SJW shit tanked the whole site. You should check out their Alexa profile. It's embarrassing.

Holy shit fat chicks in party hats was the website of a cracked guy? I used to link people to that site.

Case 1:
>be "male feminist"
>hate on other males in order to get pussy
>rape all the pussy

Case 2:
>be "male feminist"
>sperg all non-feminist males out of your life
>nobody will defend you when falsely accused

I'm OK with both cases.

>Haven't read Cracked in 6 years
>mfw remembering how I used to stay up 'till 2AM browsing old articles
>mfw remembering how me and the lads used to send each other the funny shit we would find in the archives
>mfw remembering how fucking funny Seanbaby and Gladstone used to be
>mfw remembering listening to Afterhours while doing college homework

Where did everything go so wrong? Why do SJW faggots have to ruin everything they touch?

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kek

i remember JF Sargent being a huge cuck

Because they themselves are miserable and want to drag everyone down to their level.

Of all the perversion in the world, I still find it odd that someone drew that pic.

Nah, they're just like every other Get Woke Go Broke company.

>have a successful product (ie Star Wars) that brings in a lot of cash
>want more cash
>pander to SJWs
>core audience complains
>call core audience racist misogynists and keep pandering to SJWs
>core audience gets fed up and leaves
>start losing money
>pander to SJWs even harder
>lose even more money
>refuse to admit to yourself that you made a mistake
>pander to SJWs even harder
>SJWs accuse you of rape
>The End

You could practically make a template for this shit now.

Definitely not David Wong.

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>SJWs STILL turned on them and started cannibalizing the site
pledging allegiance to progressivism claims another victim

remember when pattern recognition wasn 't a superpower

>You could practically make a template for this shit now.
You just did.

Just need a catchy name for it to pitch to economists.
>"The Xxxxxxxx Effect"

Link of the sjw forums trying to take Wong down please

Imagine being this stupid.

Anyway, nobody likes or trusts "male feminists".

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Time after time.

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>written by John Cheese (I mean "Staff Writer") lol

Underrated post

There's four now lmao

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SJW site ran by sleezebags. OH MY GOD IM SHOCKED. SHOCKED I TELLS YA.

Just.. why?

Not a fan of John Oliver, but I'm happy for him, DOB was always a good dude.

How about Seanbaby? Is he still kicking? Did he got (((enriched)))?

Bump for great justice

Last time I checked, he's still around and not accused of anything other than the best written beat down of Uwe Boll, ever.

Don't care, stopped reading Cracked a decade ago.

Well The last jedi made a ton of money, it has to be seen how the next MAINLINE Star Wars goes.
How many of these companies really exist? Disney certainly did not went broke.
Pepsi made a stupid commercial but they are still afloat.
Nike too is doing fine
cnbc.com/2018/09/04/if-you-invested-1000-dollars-in-nike-10-years-ago-heres-what-youd-have-now.html

>While its stock fell more than 2 percent following the announcement that former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick — who was one of the first NFL players to kneel in protest of racial injustice during the national anthem — would be featured in the 30th anniversary of the company's "Just Do It" advertising campaign, it has quickly recovered.

>About 14 percent of the stock's gains came in the last three months.

I feel that this meme is just a victim of the Texas sharpshooter fallacy or just a short sighted illusion.

Precious.

Speaking of which I had some troubles finding his articles from the website, good thing he has his own, I should really save up those comics before they are purged, one of them has a guy dressed as a woman someone at Cracked might think that he is transophobic.

I really don't understand these male feminists.

Feminism sees all men as potential enemies. What makes them think they would be spared?

sad to see this as Wong's previous site, pointlesswasteoftime.com aka PWOT, used to be great before joining cracked

the pwot forums were good, ahead of their time, there was an in-depth forum with real arguments and whatnot, it was called "we saved hitler's brain"

That's a name I haven't heard in some time. They deserve the shitstorm and more.

Yeah. Vice must die.

Male feminists are always big on poundmetoo

>lecturing/attacking the audience that supported them
this will always be the most egregious offense. doing a goddamn 180 on what you choose to prioritise and shitting on those who propped you up beforr things changed

I remember when this was a magazine

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>Well The last jedi made a ton of money
On paper. You've got to remember to offset the marketing cost and subtract the cut of box office that they dont get. The international numbers are particularly poor because Disney retains very little of that.