I argued with a feminist, and she said I have a small dick. I couldn't think of what to respond

I argued with a feminist, and she said I have a small dick. I couldn't think of what to respond.

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Only women with cavernous worn out vags complain of tiny dick, right guysss??

it could be half an inch it'd still make you jealous. haven't you read Freud? I thought you were supposed to be the educated one in this debate

>Y-You too...
Or some variation would have sufficed.

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Do you have a small dick?

The same way you would do on here when in an argument "ow were doing insults now?" dont say ad hominem though

"Still bigger than yours"

lol you should have asked her if she wanted to see a magic trick

Slap her in the face with it.

Why would you ever argue with a woman? Just ignore them and their terrible ideas, they can only think with their feelings.

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You should have said that you are trans and don't have a dick and that you are very offended. Maybe even that you have PTSD from being bullied as a kid and that she triggered you.

That's the one fact you can't dispute OP. Should have told her she has a loose vagina

Thats sexual harassment

Well m'lady at least i do not have such a small iq as you! >:^)

>not laughing then walking away

you should’ve called her a roastie

>not laughing, then turning 360 degrees and moonwalking away

>"so what?"

Just say
>umm sweety that's transphobic :)

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"well, If you want to make it about appearance, you're fat and/or ugly"

>It's big enough to fill a pram you revolting hag

No need to destroy her completely you maniac

>you don't even HAVE one!
That easy

The key to insulting women is to be specific, point out her weird eyebrows or slighly crooked nose etc. The more subtle the imperfection is the better. It might not bother her there and then but it will always be in the back of her mind.

Should have told her she has an oversized clitoris

KAVANUGH'D

remember that entire deal with feminists (aka lesbians) is that they have the greatest penis envy you can imagine
telling her "still bigger than yours" will be her internal devastation

Also this. You can REALLY destroy a girl for life if you happen to be in a position to know what bothers her. Reply to her makeup, her gut, off brand clothes, etc, just be sure you're one on one, because people fly to the defense of women. You need to be able to eviscerate her fully. Go for the throat and call her a bad mom.

"you're ugly"

Tell her her pussy stinks and is loose. Bet she rages

You should have anally raped her and then asked if it was still too small.

>turning 360 degrees

user...

>You have a small dick

“Big enough to make your eyes water.”

“Big enough to make you gag.”

Or conversely, if it’s not big, pull your pants against it to reveal the outline. I did that once - but if you go that route you can never be nominated for the Supreme Court so keep that in mind.

>moonwalking

brainlet, I...

"my dick isnt small, your pussy is just loose"
be a man you fucking beta

You didn’t lambast her for assuming your gender?

Always use leftie arguments against em

>not whipping it out

>I couldn't think of what to respond.

Of course:
>you must have such a large pussy hole that it has an echo, echo.

>Are you sure about that?

>1 post by this ID

Say she's projecting, just mad her clits often mistaken for small dick.

something about empty wine bottles and cats usually works

Y-You too.

you punch her in the face and ask her if dick size matters.

how cucked

Her vag is a graveyard/city of lost children.

Show her your dick?
Or do you really have a small one?

She has a small brain

does dick size matter when you are getting punched in the face?

Chef Ramsey would shut that down for the quality of that loose meat sandwich.

>I couldn't think of what to respond.
HAH! OP has a small dick

tell them that's body shaming

If you had smarts you would have mentioned her loose vagina.

My dick would like to have a word with you.

Nice one

It's called arguing with holes user. Here's an image. All women do this because they aren't real people.

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I bet you always win at chubby bunny

kek. at the end of the day, all a liberal woman has is a question about the size of your dick.

Well ignoring your sarcasm, it's actually true. A women with a loose cavernous vagina is the LAST person who should be criticizing men for their penis size.

Call her a fat roastie whore you absolute cuck

>Getting BTFO by a small dick attack
You are weak and you should feel bad you small dicked little bitch

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>ad hominem
Jow Forums tier argument

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>All women do this because they aren't real people.
i lol'd but thats not really fair.
the worst thing i could do to my relationship with my gf is to refuse to fuck her

>Exposing your weak point to a dishonorable opponent
Foolish.

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Fantasizing about my dick, sweetie?
Then post a smug wojak

Thats a sexual adhominem attack user.
>You should have laughed and said you lost, you cant debate with facts only.insults which means you have no facts nor logic and are wrong.

OP is a dumb beta cuck

Yet they're the retards droning on about "muh toxic masculinity"

why can't you think of the most locial thing? Call her rpoastie

>I argued with a feminist,
>I let her dominate the conversation
>I invited a feminist to dominate me and had a bad experience.
You are like Krillin

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"you're right, I have a tiny dick. That's why you won't mind when I stick it up your ass. You'll be able to sleep through it, you fucking bitch."

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You don't argue with feminist, they are bad from a start.

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Say you'd put it in her so she can measure it, but she can't get any man erect.

My cock maybe a small organ but it will never play in that cathederal sized cunt of yours.

Intellectual here. It's clear from her behavior that all she can think about while arguing with you is your penis, so when she realizes that you see her as inferior due to her retarded and misguided views her only way of getting back at you is by insulting the only thing of value she sees in you which is your cock. In the end though she'll cry herself to sleep tonight knowing that the only dick she can get is a tranny's feminine penis or the knob of a hollowed out numale.

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compared to a vagina the size of texas, yup...it's small.

i'm a feminine...i say whata bitch!

Pretty much, I have never heard a non roasties mention it. I am married with white children. I have only heard my "cool wine aunt" sister in law mention it.

She wouldn't notice a dick being small unless her hole is stretched out af. Only damaged goods complain about dick size. If she just tries to flee into plausible deniability by saying she just won't know then:
> Care to find out?

It still bigger than yours, or i hope so

Close, but weak.

Why not “just because you’ve never seen an erection doesn’t mean all dicks are small”

You send a timestamped picture of your magnum dong as a power play.

Unless she's right, of course.

Or I'd rather have a small cock than have a fanny like a wizards sleeve like yours.

YUGE

Underrated

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Just get your dick out and see what she thinks then

"Too bad you'll never find out whore."
T. Guy who lets himself do the talking

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Yeah, or, if she's actually fuck-able, say she can't get an erection unless she shuts up.

>Usually it's bigger, but being around you'd make even the most hung pornstar in the world look like a snack sized.

If there are blacks around say at least my genitals don't have jim crow laws. Then she will haft to fuck a nigger and pay the tole. Only if you really hate someone though.

>Giving a feminist whore free dickpics like a retard and claiming victory
Weak.

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Someone post the arguing with holes image.

“bigger than yours”

Next time a woman says that, say the following. "you may test that assumption at your leisure."

>Backing down from a challenge

Cowardly

If people had to find Waldo in your cunt he would be dead from assault and battery.

>just because your cock carousal ass can take 10 inchers doesn't mean my dick's small
>just because your blackhole of a vag can't feel my dick in it, doesn't mean my dick's small
etc.

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>not realizing it's a trap to blackmail you later
>not counterattacking in a more clever way
brainlet

The only refugees I would accept are running from that wartorn space between your legs.