Uhhhh ohhhh BRETT NOOOO!

Uhhhh ohhhh BRETT NOOOO!

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Kavanaugh released the calendars saying he wasn't even in town for most of the summer when blasey ford says he assaulted her.

>LIFT

>LIFT

>LIFT

What did he mean by this?

Great news!

Lifting up girls' skirts and then raping them, obviously. This man should not be on the SCOTUS, and Trump should be impeached for even thinking about nominating him
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Michael cucknetti here he LIFT was an acronym agreed upon by the Secret Rapist Club in that school. It stand for Life Is Fucking Thots.

>when you're such a turbo normie you keep your calendars from school

I cant relate on any level

fuck

it's just what i hoped it wasn't

His mother had it. My mother saved all sorts of shit from when I was in school. Didn't your mother love you, user?

If it's his mom's that makes more sense. Bet my mum has mine actually.

Yeah, it's over. Kavanaugh and Trump are finished. It's her turn now.

I stumbled across some of my writings from high school recently. Shit, I was retarded.

>CAMP
>CAMP
BREAKING: KAVANAUGH IMPLICATED IN SECOND HOLOCAUST

tomorrow is gonna be a clownfiesta when a glow in the darks show up everywhere

>LIFT
based

Aug 21 Get prescriptions filled? Would this be the Ludes for the rape train?

R A P E

>145
>145
No wonder had to resort to raping

Ludes
Infiltrate
Female
Twats.


Everyone know what L.I.F.T. stands for!!

HE IS FINISHED!!

I can’t believe he went to Rape Camp

THIS

>your parents didn't send you to rape camp

What are you some kind of cuck?

>return some videotapes

What did he mean by this?

It’s like LYFT, but instead of a car it’s a train.

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It means we used to have video rental stores that had actual real movie tapes in them, you stupid zoomer.

>only lifting twice a week

What an absolute soiboi

Lol

Why is there a calendar entry for "Feed ATM a stray cat"?

>his parents didn't let him go to rape camp
You missed out lad

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LOOK WHO'S BACK!!!

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LICKING
INSEMENATING
FUCKING
TRAIN

Was there a chance that avanetti saw this calendar prior to releasing the new whores statement? So he aligned her story with the statement?

Kek'd and check'd

We need to meme lift into existence like the ok sign.

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Or he could have just meant work out....but fuck him!!

Impeach 45

whoosh

It's from American Psycho

The problem is no matter what evidence Kavanaugh submits the Libs will deny it, claim it's forged or fake.

All the while they'll accept anything the women say with literally no proof of evidence at all.

SOP for libs.

IMPEACH KAVANAUGH

KAVANAUGH IS A RUSSIAN AGENT RAPIST

This guy has a terrible handwriting

You must be18 to post here

>You will never be an early '80s university Chad
Just take all of my energy so we can get him on the SCOTUS already.

I feel like he should've waited until she testified to release these. Now she just has to pick a day he was in town and claim it happened then. If he had held on to these, she would've been blindly guessing and hoping to pick a day he was in town.

>vagoo party
what did he mean by this?

She's already specified when it happened.

GUILTY AS CHARGED

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Jow Forums

Kek

Delay his nomination!! His hand writing is atrocious!!

IMPEACH 45

>Come home from beach w/ Bernie in script
What did he mean by this?

I'm pretty sure theres more. Kavanaugh is an excellent attorney, he is not a moron.

>LIFT Life Is Fucking Thots.
lol kek
double kek

exterminate

they had to be submitted along with any other evidence before the hearing so both sides could have time to review them first

at this point parents are going to be having their children stand infront of newspapers and take pictures of them with the GPS turned on, to prove they were in a certain locations.
so they dont get ass blasted in the future

In 1982?

Well if he rapes Russian agents, he’s exactly what this country needs!

do alot of people suffer from the inability to tell faces apart?

This doesn't prove anything

Do all american keep their calendars from when they were children?

yes faggot,
The Video Home System (VHS) is a standard for consumer-level analog video recording on tape cassettes. Developed by Victor Company of Japan (JVC) in the early 1970s, it was released in Japan in late 1976 and in the United States in early 1977.

what a fucking NPC
>task management

its proves he's a nerd

>mfw he LIFT on my birthday

>t. 36 year old boomer

He's finished
>mysids.png

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Oldfag here

Yes we had VHS in 1982

We also use toilets, showers, and clean clothes.

Holy shit, that is totally the same woman. WTF? These deep state shit-heels think we're idiots.

F'n spooks.

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He'll meet Putin, and Putin will be all "I hope you don't mind if my pet bear who likes to play with knives is in the office?" and Putin smirks.
And then he just goes and rapes the bear, and the security comes in and he rapes them, then he rapes the furniture for good measure.
Then he turns to a shocked, cowering Putin and says "It would be my pleasure" while gazing longingly at Putin, who is now well aware of what comes next.

In peach foety fi

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Holy shit, he's a dirty anti semite as well, i'm calling for the death penalty

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The kind of type A person that is capable of becoming a supreme court nominee does.

Hmm dude was very specific with his time in high school.

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He was grounded more than once! More reason why he's not qualified as a Supreme Court justice!

do you even lift?

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Apparently. You can look it up; it's called prosopagnosia.

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This is the difference between someone like you, a lazy good for nothing and a SCOTUS pick. I didn't keep strict calendars like this when I was a stupid teen because my parents just left me alone to do what I wanted.

Now I'm struggling to make something of my life, my calendars look like this every single day.

Quality

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>Donny
>Donald
>Don
Fuck, he was already hanging out with Trump

This is how you get into the ivy leagues community college user.

>not just having genius level memory and keeping your calendar in your head instead
look at this fucking brainlet.

Hahahahahahahaha. I always plan my rapes on calendars. Then keep them. It's important.

>keep everything in your head
>get accused of being somewhere you weren't
>no evidence to the contrary
Some genius you are

He played football user. Some of you autists missed the joy of sports growing up.

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And this is a smart guy. Holy fuck.

My boy, do you even burden of proof the accuser? How many levels of innocent until proven guilty are you on?

>not recording your entire life everywhere you go with a hidden camera
dumb brainlet

This dude was busier in one month than I've been in my entire life. Pull the wool back over my eyes I don't want to know forbidden chad secrets.

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Looks guilty to me.

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Cool, my car was made during this rape month

well at least I know he didn't rape my mom on the 13th when I was born

Yeah, i learned early on that being social was a lot of work and drama, so I backed away from it.

I was just sitting here thinking dang I guess my homeschool kids don't write that bad. Guess I'll give them some A's.

this is fake, I find it hard to believe a rapist as devious and cunning as kananaugh would leave evidence of his activities in his calendar.

SHE'S A FUCKING SPOOK!!
MSNBC REPORTING SHE HAS MULTIPLE SECURITY CLEARANCES FROM DOJ, STATE DEPT, ETC!!
nypost.com/2018/09/26/third-kavanaugh-accuser-is-decorated-us-government-employee/

Did he get the Quadluuds from Dr. Strawberry?

see