Why isn’t more of Jow Forums gay for the right reasons...

>straight
Haha yeah guys totally straight no homo

it is , the first group shower in army bootamp decides a lot about your service , whether you're a bottom or top , have an exclusive army bf or a group of buddies and so on .

it relives stress and improves morale especially when you're away from civvie life for weeks .

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yes

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Because faggotry is not a "sexuality" but a perversion.

Casual sex -> Free sex -> Sex addiction -> Homosex

Is a real slippery slope. When sex addicts can get off with normal sex, or sex with strangers or with multiple strangers or with toys or with toys doing weird things then they go for homosex.

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>((study))

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>straight people are having more gay sex
>straight people
>gay sex

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Homosexuality is nothing more than an extreme form of the dominance and submission fetish. There is nothing more dominant than to penetrate a man and there is nothing more submissive than to be penetrated by one. The fact that it is wrong is why they like it so much.

Kinda but it’s not surprising that the leaf didn’t read the post

Exactly right friendo...
Just like blacks can't be racist, staights can't be gay.

This.

I do love other guys, I just dont want to fuck them.

>straight people
Do they, like/ What the fuck

ITT: straight people pretend they're gay

>tfw no bf

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Everytime I finish my tinder dates I fuck my fag, if she aint puttin out may aswell get some for free.

disagreed. You can say "no homo" afterwards, and as long as your partner agrees "no homo" then its not homo and therefore equivalent to a brojob.

Do the world a big favor and commit suicide you cock sucking faggot.

> molesting children and spreading deadly diseases
Yea, how about no?

>Fappin'
>Gettin to it, end up fappin' to extremely feminized men but not tranny because fuck those disgusting liars who cannot accept themselves and have to make a whole circus of the ordeal
>Realize I'm just fappin' to a woman (bone structure included) except with a shlong tackled on
>Just finish fappin to women afterward

Its literally just a thing because modern men are being so ironically repressed sexually that the peoples more expressive about it can only find social peace if they fuck others mens, since for some reasons peoples will disregard the fact that they're probably fucking like horny rabbits all the goddamned time while the same behavior from a heterosexual couple is looked at like it was an act of immaturity. With that said homosexual couples are the most stereotypical ever, like you can INSTANTLY tell who is the bottom and who is the top in a couple, its downright disgusting. Like OP pic you can definitely tell the guy on the right is the bottom, while the guy on the left is actually a power freak who get off from dominating others sexually.

try to find a homosexual couple that doesn't abide to the top n bottom dichotomy.

It's true, women are too annoying to want to spend any length of time with. Look at all "successful" marriages. They never spend much time together.

This true from a sexual only point of view but 2 men can form a much stronger emotional bond than a man and a woman because the woman will always betray him if it would be in her benefit. Men are just better at being loyal.

I don't find males attractive. When I see a good looking guy I always want to beat the shit out of him, not fuck or get fucked.

All sex is a power move, including straight sex. That is why women are so unhappy today, they want to be dominated and taken control of but few men can do that.

And what would you even gain from making out of a true friendship, a sexual thing? That fucking mentality is one of the reason why peoples can't even be true blood brother now, every actions they do together has this omnipresent homosexual vibe to it and it fucking suck. You can't even be nice to someone else without your actions being seen as a attempt at getting in their pants, its fucking disgusting and tend to utterly ruins friendship because its make every interactions awkward as fuck.

Since I turned gay, my life has improved tremendously. It is such a nice feeling to snuggle up beside my boyfriend in bed and fall asleep in each other’s arms. It is pure bliss.

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Things are weird in the west right now. I just have a feeling that the average man is extremely sexually repressed, its just nobody wants to admit it. You have large amounts of men that are either not getting off at all or spending hours at a time in front of the computer screen fapping it. Horrible for mental health.

I'm 100% convinced that the root of gayness is being too much of a pussy to get girls, so guys just go "Fuck it, I'll have sex with some dudes instead."

gay men are incredibly disloyal, wtf are you talking about? practically every homosexual relationship ends in cheating and adultery

>extreme form of the dominance and submission fetish

That’s not true. Gay guys, especially myself are often lusted after by girls from a very young age to the point that when they reach sexual maturity, they are already bored with girls. Every girl must have a gay best friend in today’s society as well if she wants to be popular.

Its not that men can't do it, its that they've been brainwashed by decades of feminism that such behavior was utterly reprehensible and thus, the moment they get a submissive women they become an unrespectful hypocritical dominator since that what they've been told their entire life it was. Like ask anyone in the street on what a dominator is and they'll instantly tell you something related to sexual behavior or repressive comportment toward the submissive part of the couple, failing to realize the outcome of this dichotomy entirely depend on how each side of the couples deal with it. I mean, its good and utterly natural for one person in the couple to be the dominator, but it all reside in how they affirm and apply their authority. It's what that make the difference between a abusive father who belt you for not bringing him beers and a great but stern father who force you unto a rightful path regardless of what the worlds around think of it.

It sounds less red-pilled coming from a jew

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britfags are cum farting poofters, they disgust me.

I swear almost every gay guy i've known lost his virginity to a girl. One of them was a good friend of mine growing up, he was that guy in high school that all the girls wanted. And he had a really nice gf. Then once he hit college, it was all over.

>Gay are token niggers used solely for social virtue signalling

Ain't surprising in the least to be honest, also its only the most vapid of women who does that, horrid being like my own sis who is incredibly hypocritical about countless things and simply cannot be told she is wrong under any circumstances unless you want to face a raging tornado of bullshit and double standard.

>IDF lack discipline to the point they need barrack fuck buddies so they won't go around and rape people at gunpoint

Why am I not surprised?

Hahah nope. It’s so that she can have a guy friend who won’t rape her or want to have sex with her.

Literally this.

i had a threesome with my girlfriend and a gay dude and he sucked my dick while he was fucking my girlfriend. i wouldn't do it again. does this make me gay?

British logic cannot be debated

Alright, let me impart some wisdom on you commie faggots.
There are two types of men, You either suck dick or you don't.
The guy that sucks dick is fucking gay.

Exactly the same as helping a bro wash his car.

I have a young acquaintance (early 20's) who has hooked up with his friend and they are basically bro-boyfriends. They both have motorcycles, both do jujitsu (lol) and both work in bars, lots of drugs and alcohol, both have crashed their motorcycles a lot but came out okay so far. It's sad because in ten years or however long it takes for them to become redpilled they will look back at this degeneracy and be ashamed.
>hope they don't get aids or super gonorrhea

yes.

>ITT: Gay people pretend they're straight.
FTFY

As if anyone would willingly want to fuck that bipolar landwhale, she managed to get one to marry her and it didn't last 4 years that he gtfo, which I cannot blame him for since my sister is a fucking schreeching hypocritical cunt of the worst sort, the kind who'll dig up everything you did ''wrong'' across the entirety of your lovelife whenever her authority is put into question. Now she is incredibly fucking jealous because she can only get 1 night fuck buddies who never call her back while he managed to find another women who he had a baby with. Can't even admit to this day that she maybe did something wrong, nope her ego simply cannot take it.

i never claimed that , people get gfs and wives not because they need them to not rape at gunpoint , they get gfs and wives because they like them .

people are not sociopathic rape machines

Where are these straight men willing to lend me their boypussi?

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>"straight people"
Nah nigga you gay

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that is common in the bar tending scene

True. It's the most dominant stance when you strip another man of his masculinity.

Did you know there is an actual gay porn subgenre labelled "straight"?

Fucking with (pretend) straight men is a popular fetish.
Most gay pornstars are only gay4pay and actually married and have children, that only makes it even better for those watching.

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You go through a phase where you're super in denial about it, like maybe you just haven't found the right girl. Then you realize that girl needs to have a penis and like the shit you're into. Most of the guys who aren't total queens have a string of bromances with cute dorks.

>gay men are incredibly disloyal
because they have female brain

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>whats a bisexual

I tell Jow Forums this all the time. You got a bunch of guys that hate everything about women, have never met a girl in their life that they liked, have never approached one, and also love "cute" things. Dude, are you sure you're just not gay? The straightest men I know are absolute dogs, they will fuck anything with a vagina, never complain about women, will approach any girl without a single fear, facing many rejections, all to get the pussy. Pussy motivated their entire life.

I am eating an apple, but it's really a rabbit.

A simple rule to apply here, if your having sex and there is more than one dick involved and they are not all yours......its gay!

No but it a little bit makes you a cuck

Holy shit you guys don't have a clue.

Im straight, really want to try aout gay sex, but am afraid of HIV n shit

I wouldn't take it that far, but yeah. Pretty much. The difference is that gay guys exude a nonthreatening, campy vibe that everyone but sloots are into. Some straight guys can tap into it as well. Incels are just creepy losers.

>both have motorcycles

user... there's something they're trying to tell you.

Use condoms. It’s not the same using rubbers but at least you can safely try it out.

A relationship's quality is measured by its results in terms of being a shared and constructive life-development. Male gay couples are by nature codependent enablers, as both are missing out on milestones that ultimately can never be achieved much less shared between men. Providing for your own biological children is the ultimate culmination of this, as the quality of the relationship will determine the quality of child-rearing and the responsibility that entails. There is so much more to life, to be shared with your partner, other than yourselves. The peak life goals that are unique to straight relationships soar far above all petty modes of engagement between gays. There is simply too big a lack of meaning for it to be a desirable alternative for straights, and then there's the possibilities of triggering like a million different disgust responses within straights, it's really a stupid fucking question to ask OP, it shows your disconnect from higher purpose.

What does shitting out babies do for anyone but feed their ego?

>gays are sterile
>gays can’t have children
Bitch please

>Straight people are having more gay sex
Hah?

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as long as the balls dont touch it's not gay

this desu

It's not gay if you're the one doing the fucking

That story kind of finishes of the, I don't have a choice being gay meme. Don't it.

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GAAAAAAAAAY!

no homo ,and it's between buddies it's really not a big deal

You know the rule, if the balls never touching, is not gay.

Ah yes. Typical response when there’s nothing to say

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It wouldn’t have been gay, if you were underway

>straight
>gay
Pick one

youtube.com/watch?v=BMYBl2uzXEw

Love women, love my gf, but I also love sucking dick.

So being gay IS a choice then.

Read your bible fag, The fires of the underworld will purify their aids infected butt holes. Amen.

Damn. You're smart

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>friendo.

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Ever see “Trembling before G_d”? I find it funny how the Orthodox homo gets sent to Israel for homo inclinations, then he gets to Israel, gets into the gay community and pride parades, and only then catches AIDS.

Thank to that, i hope one day you all disappear.

I used to think this. Then I noticed all the insanely catty and misogynistic shit gay men say about women when there are none around. I swear, if more feminists knew this and didn’t keep you around as allies, they’d burn you faggots like it was a cold night.