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fuck if only there was some way to get out of this great depression...
Got any buns, Huns? AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
the virgin german gas vs the chad American trenchgun
Kek
What's a jihadi? Sounds awfully beastly....
>using your comrade's severed head as a cum despository while you shit in the water supply
tf am i doing in Serbia? Do these western niggers know how to draw borders?
Glad the Ottomans hit the bucket. Long live Hayastan!
Can't wait to BTFO the frogs two times in a row. This year I'll celebrate Christmas in our new African colonies.
I heard there was a Christmas truce on the Western front, I think it's just hun propaganda to sissy up our boys. Give em hell I say
>my feet hurt
>anglos called us huns because they were jelly
>anglos now lick paki sperm from their raped children
L M fucking AO
Back in the days when there were more Europeans in Europe, Asia, Africa, North and South America. All they could do was kill each other.
Silence barbarian, us Tommy's will march right over your poorly constructed trenches and straight into Berlin, the war would have ended quick if those damn Russians would have kept at it
>great depression
>ww1
Did you fail history class?
>when you ruled all of scandinavia but now you can barely hold onto the jutland peninsula
atleast theres a clear view of germans suffering
numerals confirm für Gott, Kaiser und Vaterland
A Jew cannot be a true patriot. He is something different, like a bad insect. He must be kept apart, out of a place where he can do mischief - even by pogroms, if necessary. The Jews are responsible for Bolshevism in Russia, and Germany too. I was far too indulgent with them during my reign, and I bitterly regret the favors I showed the prominent Jewish bankers.
All good politicians have nice beards
FUCKING KRAUTS!
F
THREEWAY THESSS NIGGAZZZ SAY THE HEAR OF ME I A HERD OF YA
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MA FACE FO I MURDURE YAAAA
>tfw you ass blast a 10 time bigger army for a year
>with no proper shells or canones
Your ships tend to spontaneously blow up though...
*Gott erhalte intensifies*
REMEMBER THE SZENT ISTVAN!!!
Buy our guns to kill each other, Europe.
I wonder if I somehow can rightful clay out of this?
Ehh I probably should do nothing, not going to happen anyway
>rightful clay
Fugger! :DD
I'm not sure who to betray.
Ich habe clay :DDDD
>be Frenchman
>have outdatedly designed, undermanned, three way surrounded ''''''''''fortress'''''''''''' system to protect an irrelevant border town
>be not allowed to lose said town even if it will cost you the whole war
>have to face 50 divisions and 1220 heavy guns
I hope your anus is ready, Pierre.
Today Verdun, tomorrow Paris, the war will be over by Spring
>Ww1
gay, I'm staying out of this
Nice country you got there, would be a shame if something would happen to it
That William the Second nigger ruined Germany. I say we stop this baseless war and start a coup! Germany first!
Based and red pilled greatest ally
Based Konig Prussien
>the war will be over by Spring
oh no
I fucking hate being in Verdun. Can i return to my home country now? Those filthy ar*bs are collabrating with the Tommies and we are losing edge at Şark Front
>Uses chemical poisons and all kind off sick shit just so he can win once in his life
>Goes so far as to call shotguns inhumane for being to effective in killing em
>Loses
Kek
>gets raped anally.
>at least I tried squeezing on it with my ass.
Wew lad
Come on, after gallipoli and kut al amara your empire is safe and secure. Just keep the bedouin revolts in check (just imagine, arabs being in charge of the middle east again, its pretty comical, right?) and you will be alright.
Also, once we finally have taken down France, we will help you with the russian problem.
How does this make you feel hun boy
>Rolls over like a good boy
bye
fuck, meme flag sorry
wrong war
SCHLIEFENPLAN
works every time
rip
>invades Serbia
>loses
What is the Schlieffen Plan?
Also, are you blind? Elsaß-Lothringen is clearly part of the German empire in that pic
Schlieffen plan
Haha silly yuropoors always fighting. I'm so glad we have a President who follows Washington's doctrine of avoiding foreign entanglements.
No American will die in Europe under Wilson!
lol sry my bad
lets troll the kaiser EPIC STYLE
Yoooo, moh garçon noir, France
you ready to kill some krautniggers?
this desu, we barely got our shit togheter
Airship MG nest here
Jow Forumsomfy
Hey buddy, what's up?
Plan was solid, von Moltke was the problem
and without colour
>just drove thru Belleau Wood tryna get this ammo to my team
>truck is getting shot to FUCK, thankfully the engine is not exploding
>as soon as I meet my boyz they're all calling eachother devil dog and they're giving me an award
???
>Haha nigga what you doin just fight this war real quick and we'll all be home by christmas ahaha
t. 1914
Monroe Doctrine bitch. Europe stay OVER THERE!
>not recognising Teddy Roosevelt
fucking kraut
The Spanish American War was a result of SPANISH AGGRESSION in the AMERICAS. Stay in OVER THERE and we'll stay here.
You know what he did, right?
GET YOUR GUNS HERE, HIGH QUALITY AMERICAN FIREARMS! AMMO AND BOMBS TOO, CHEAP!
Kicked the shit out of European aggressors in the AMERICAS like a bull moose
based Petain ,
" ON NE PASSE PAS"
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Look out krauts a true Chad will fuck you up
I hope in 100 years you get what you deserve
Poles!
Follow this man!
his mere presence Kills the Moskal, Poisons the Austrian and Breaks the Kraut
Hello sir would you like to buy a gun on credit?
Still. Several norwegians are volunteering to fight!
yes goyim , figth those russians , germans or whatever you want to figth goyim , but make sure to buy your bird poop
Hey poles this Dzierżyński guy sounds based as fuck
Quick anons, what to pick?
>France's Haller Blue Army
>Russia's Puławski Legion
>Austria-Hungary's Polish Legions
>Germany's Polnische Wehrmacht
Go with Puławski, tsar will rule is for next 100 years
I just told Germany to fuck off, but the french and the brits said they're going to back me up so I guess everything will be allright.
>Hyper Chad tier
France's Haller Blue Army
>Chad tier
Russia's Puławski Legion
>Virgin tier
Austria-Hungary's Polish Legions
>hiper proto alpha traitor cuck tier
Germany's Polnische Wehrmacht
Dmowski is right
after the war, we should do something about the german and jewish question
OK fine Anglos, We'll stop speaking German in Iowa. We're not huns....
Who was so retarded to create this thing? I mean come on, who would use anything other than bolt action rifle
France is obviously the best choice, best ally since Henry III
You're not even a country