Tell me what religion to follow. Christianity is too Jewish, Islam is subhuman trash...

Tell me what religion to follow. Christianity is too Jewish, Islam is subhuman trash, Norse paganism doesn't feel right to me, Zoroastrianism is too hard tribalist (they barely let anyone convert), Hinduism is confusing, Buddhism is too anti-life, i just don't know any good religion for me.

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>Norse paganism doesn't feel right to me
Then pick another flavor of the native European religion. It doesn't need to be the Norse flavor.

>hinduism and buddhism
They're corrupted/twisted remnants of the native European religion

But i need a religion with life guidance, the polytheistic aboriginal Pagan religions are more about the gods themselves instead about how to live one's life. So it doesn't matter is it Norse, Greek, Slavic etc. because they are almost the same.

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convert to Islam my brother

Gonna have to pass on that

This. Pure monotheism is the straight path. It always has been. Islam = redpill.

If Christianity is too Jewish, just be a Jew.

try shintoism

become a jew

why dont you name the jews hmmmmmm?

Deism OP

Like those religions are still alive. Get real.

I want a religion based in scientific/mechanistic striving to understand the fundamental nature of existence insulated by a white imperium. Not homo-leftist scientism, but a fascist/imperialist existential march to truth, whatever it may be.

I just miss Adolf desu.

Duh, shouldn't that be obvious that Judaism isn't a option

are you that weak that you need a doctrine to give you guidance? pathetic.

If you are not an NPC, you might be a Jew.

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Islam is best Religion. We kill many Christians. المجد لله

Documentary: Protestantism's Big Justification Lie
youtube.com/watch?v=L14UNjaZJm8

Jews Are Not Israel Or The Chosen People
youtube.com/watch?v=o1vhXlSkVHE

St. Robert Bellarmine (1610), Doctor of the Church: "A pope who is a manifest heretic
automatically (per se) ceases to be pope and head, just as he ceases automatically to be a
Christian and a member of the Church. Wherefore, he can be judged and punished by
the Church. This is the teaching of all the ancient Fathers who teach that manifest
heretics immediately lose all jurisdiction."

Accepting Francis = Apostasy
youtube.com/watch?v=a3AnX_GBWJw

What Francis Really Believes (4th Edition)
youtube.com/watch?v=fvjmveYw0tE

Proof that the Shroud of Turin is the Burial Cloth of Jesus Christ!
youtube.com/watch?v=WRB16BARvz0

Eastern "Orthodoxy" Exposed: Their Heretical Doctrine Of God
youtube.com/watch?v=d07mgLoOW8g

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Esoteric Kekism

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Paganism clearly tells you how to lead your life. All the stories about Gods and heroes are supposed to be role models and their hybris is a warning.

What religion were your parents? Do that. Religion is tradition. The notion that it's something you shop around for to find "the right religion for me" is post-modernist crap.

Also, don't become a Jew, we're full.

Islam is the only correct answer

The moon and crescent is NOT I repeat NOT an Islamic symbol

Wicca

>I'm not after truth, I'm after what I want
k

It really isnt. Just references the hajj calendar and a miracle

>UK flag
almost got me mohammed

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Orthodox Christianity, if your pride lets you.

Ascend to agnosticism.

If you care about Western Civilization, do Christianity. If you don’t care, do whatever you like.

OP: Why do you need a belief system anyway? Sounds fedora tipping, but seriously, if you are somebody that knows college level science & math, you literally know more than all of those religious figures combined.

If you just want to find God and pray, literally any religion except Islam would do. Buddhism isn't anti-life, it's just nihilist and redpilled, while most religions talk about after-life and heaven, Buddhism just tells you everything is in a cycle and you're going to die anyway.

The absolute state of the cow worshippers...

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Not even a Hindu mate, try again.

Buddhism, with its vipassana meditation, is really the only choice for a true Aryan in a world without Aryan religions.

The only right answer

How about no religion...

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Da cowz be our lucky gods an shiet. Day really gods!!! Jus like elephanbtl god with 10 arms be real ganesash an sheit! !! !!!

>memeflag
>i just don't know any good religion for me
>Tell me what religion to follow

are you retarded?

I'm actually an agnostic, so none of what you said applies to me.

I'll say this though, all of you religion niggers are the same. Hindus worship some elephant god and a ten headed fictional character in an Ancient Sanskrit manga, while you guys worship a cube in the middle of the sand, and actually believe a winged horse carried Mohammed to heaven.

>Tell me what religion to follow.

Your father a failure as well?

Found the atheist

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Had your daily dose of cow piss yet?

>Be me
>Paganist
>Follow gods that aren’t omnipotent
>Not omnipotent so they clearly could not have created the universe
>So what created the universe?
>lol idk
>So what’s the point of my religion?
>lol idk
>My “religion” defeats itself but it’s okay because hurr durr muh culture

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>an agnostic
sheet our guy is agnostinks that sounds too smart therefore he cant be wrong amrite??

Why do you have Satanism on there 9 times?

I feel guilty for agreeing with a Fin, but he's right.

Study Advaita, Dzogchen, Zen.

Realize your Awareness and trace it to source

have you ever read the edda? The gods speak wisdom, as do your ancestors. They survived millenia after millenia to give rise to you, do you doubt their wisdom or have you just been unable to find it?

>this Indian thinks Muslims worship the Ka'bah
Does he not know Islam is pure monotheism?
{And Remember when We showed Ibrahim (Abraham) the site of the Holy House (the Ka'bah) at Mecca saying : Associate not anything in worship with Me, [La Ilaha ill-Allah (none has the right to be worshipped but Allah - Islamic Monotheism], and sanctify My House for those who circumambulate it, and those who stand up for prayer, and those who bow and submit themselves with humility and obedience to Allah), and make prostration in prayer} [Quran chapter 22:26].

>and make prostration in prayer} [Quran chapter 22:26].

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi

Religion of Pedos

Hope the Communists overthrow that totalitarian Islamofascist government of yours. Your army might to too inbred to even fight against a strong Communist force without A*erican support.

You don't need the validation of some ancient cult. Pursue real philosophy instead

Where do you think you are?

>You don't need the validation of some ancient cult. Pursue real philosophy instead

This exactly. Also start Doing Kriya yoga to unlock Consciousness, the heart, the Belly, the central channel and 3rd eye. Then you become like Dr. Manhattan

Let's talk about the Satanic verses. How can a prophet of God be possessed by Satan and accept the pagan goddesses? How can we be sure that it wasn't Satan that dictated him to write the rest of the Qur'an?

>purpose of religion is to explain how the universe was created
>lol idk is the answer to what created the universe
The universe created itself from chaos. perhaps the universe itself is the omnipotent god you are looking for, or pehaps energy and entropy.
No matter, the gods represent a powerful creation from this universe, this soup of chaos, and how they shaped and oversaw the world we live in. In the norse mythology, they were reconsumed by this entropy, this disorder, in ragnorak.

DA MOZLEMS DIS
DA MOZLEMS DAT
DEM MOZLEMS BE TRYNA TAKE AWAY OUR EVERYTHING WITH DA GOATS AND TERAISMM GO TRUMP AGAINTS MOOZZZLEMS.

t.American

Cosmological dualist spiritual Christianity is the final red-pill, all pagans are Marxist larpers from lefty-Jow Forums who never actually specify their pagan traditions.

These are the kind of questions your community doesn't even want to answer. They either threaten those who ask these questions and kill them, or they outright deny the existence of these verses when there is considerable evidence to the contrary.

My fellow agnostink dont be too harsh no need to use 3 buzzwords in a row what our brethen of agnostinkers will say about you please dont do that again and please go drink from the grugers river for me and for our fellow agnostinkers

"There are numerous accounts reporting the alleged incident, which differ in the construction and detail of the narrative, but they may be broadly collated to produce a basic account.[7] The different versions of the story are all traceable to one single narrator Muhammad ibn Ka'b, who was two generations removed from biographer Ibn Ishaq.[2] In its essential form, the story reports that Muhammad longed to convert his kinsmen and neighbors of Mecca to Islam. As he was reciting these verses of Sūrat an-Najm,[9] considered a revelation from the angel Gabriel,

Have you thought of al-Lāt and al-‘Uzzá
and Manāt, the third, the other?
(Sura 53, 19-20)
Satan tempted him to utter the following line:

These are the exalted gharāniq, whose intercession is hoped for. (In Arabic تلك الغرانيق العلى وإن شفاعتهن لترتجى.)"

How can a prophet of God be possessed by Satan and accept pagan gods?

Calm down Ahmed

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>DEM MOZLEMS BE TRYNA TAKE AWAY OUR EVERYTHING WITH DA GOATS AND TERAISMM GO TRUMP AGAINTS MOOZZZLEMS.
>t.American

Lol, hey Britbong, do you have Loicense for that comment? How many children do you molest a day? Why are your parents cousins and your IQ below 60? Why do you dress your incest whores in garbage bags? Go and bow down to your Demiurge lie and worship your Cube

t.Jihadist

deh musszloms will never tek awau our ksarashains and iur holidwood. Our foxnesw wila ways be gaianstb mOOOIzelms

Day dressthe womin in bagz not lime iurs kasrdahains beutifsul in hiooldwood nad our acteresess r bwuiful skin showing with tight dresss.

MOZZZZLEMS.

It's got to be Eckankar
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"Praise be to Allah and peace be upon the one after whom there is no [further] prophet.
After the permanent committee for the scientific research and fatwahs (religious decrees) reviewed the question presented to the grand Mufti Abu Abdullah Muhammad Al-Shemary, the question forwarded to the committee by the grand scholar of the committee with reference number 1809 issued on 3/8/1421 (Islamic calendar). The inquirer asked the following:

It has become wide spread these days, and especially during weddings, the habit of mufa’khathat of the children (mufa’khathat literally translated means "placing between the thighs" which means placing the male member between the thighs of a child). What is the opinion of scholars knowing full well that the prophet, the peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, also practiced the "thighing" of Aisha - the mother of believers - may Allah be please with her.

After the committee studied the issue, they gave the following reply:

It has not been the practice of the Muslims throughout the centuries to resort to this unlawful practice that has come to our countries from pornographic movies that the kufar (infidels) and enemies of Islam send. As for the prophet, peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, thighing his fiancée Aisha. She was six years of age and he could not have intercourse with her due to her small age. That is why [the prophet] peace and prayer of Allah be upon him placed his [male] member between her thighs and massaged it softly, as the apostle of Allah had control of his [male] member not like other believers.[9][10]"

Your ideal man rubbed his penis on the thighs of a SIX YEAR OLD girl.

>inb4 doing sexual acts on 6 years old was fine in 7th century Arabia

tl;dr

Nice try panjeet.

Christianity is actually pretty nice if you come at it with a mature and critical eye.

>Doesn't even understand the concept of "God"
>Understanding of religion is at the level of tribalist "muh culture" sthick
>hurr, what do I choose
kys and then see for yourself what you should've chosen.
based

" She was six years of age and he could not have intercourse with her due to her small age. That is why [the prophet] peace and prayer of Allah be upon him placed his [male] member between her thighs and massaged it softly, as the apostle of Allah had control of his [male] member not like other believers."

TL;DR Muhammad put his cock between the thighs of a six year old girl because she was too young to have sex.

And you wonder why no sane human being likes Islam - although that can be applied to any religion in general.

>Christianity is too Jewish

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No intercourse before puberty = no transgression from an Abrahamic religious perspective.

Die in your rage, Panjeet.

>ay dressthe womin in bagz not lime iurs kasrdahains beutifsul in hiooldwood nad our acteresess r bwuiful skin showing with tight dresss.

Islam is blowing up in U.K. (S.O.M.G) Spit On Muhammeds Grave

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Your country is the home of degeneracy. You are under the thumb of the Zionists. And they control you like puppets. You can't see Islam can liberate you from that. Sad.

You don't need a religion.
If you believe in a god, there is a God, if you don't there isn't, if you believe in many Gods, then so be it.
Find your comfort in the Universe and lead a good life.

Fucking this

Gnosticism.

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Don't you have to go drink some goat blood/walk over fire/shit on the street/rape someone on the toilet or something pajeet?
See, unlike your bullshit "mahakabbo", our historical narrations have to meet certain standards to be accepted. Some bullshit concocted up and spread by degenerates liek you doesn't hold any value.
Anyone can just google it and find it out for themselves.
quora.com/What-is-Mufa’khathat-in-Islam-Is-it-historically-significant-or-just-another-hoax
turntoislam.com/community/threads/is-thighing-a-pre-puberty-girl-you-are-married-to-really-allowed.58173/
Now go drink some cow piss or something.

Dude wake up and see you dont need to fucking follow bro.

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>Jesus was prophesied by the ancient Aryans
hinduism.stackexchange.com/questions/2237/is-jesus-an-avatar-of-lord-vishnu
i thought it was interesting since it does seem to match the time frame of Jesus' missing childhood which has been hidden by the (((Catholic Church))) and he was also visited from the Wise Men from the east who seen his star
Matthew 6:22 The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light.
Here he is clearly referencing the third eye and and is speaking in a parable

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OP why dont you show us your flag and we can help you out

true i checked mine well it turns out besidss my 87% german irish im 5% of the tribe of benjamin. but most jews are satanist traitors anyways with less jewish ancestry then me and more of that shit azkanzi blood in em.

>Your country is the home of degeneracy.

Yeah but we are rebelling and we have Trump. You guys on the other hand, pretend to be these Non-degenerates in public, while raping young boys in private

>You are under the thumb of the Zionists. And they control you like puppets.

Same deal in U.K., Rothschilds own UK

>You can't see Islam can liberate you from that. Sad

Islam is Satanic and its worse than being under Jews. When the Purge starts, Jews and Mudslimes will get finished off

>we have Trump
Do Americans actually believe this? Do they actually think the president makes any decisions?

He's joking, right?

You literally cannot give one argument against me before attacking Hinduism - something I've already said I don't follow, and I couldn't give two fucks about it.

"Sahih Al-Bukhari: XXXIX. A man giving his young children in marriage: By the words of Allah, “that applies to those who have not menstruated” (65.4) and he made the ‘idda’ of a girl before puberty three months. 4840. It is related from ‘A’isha that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, married her when she was six years old and consummated it when she was nine, and she was his wife for nine years (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Chapter 70: Book of marriage; English translation by Aisha Bewley). There are many tafsirs also who mention that the ‘iddah’ of a girl before reaching puberty is three months (Tafsir Ibn Kathir, Tafsir al-Jalalayn etc)

As seen from the foregoing, the Quran in Chapter 65 Verse 4 lists one of the categories of women who must undergo a waiting period (called “Idda”) before getting married as “those who have not yet menstruated”. This can obviously only apply to pre-pubescent girls.

So the practice of Mufa’ Khathat has a long and well documented history in the islamic world and it is not a hoax."
^From your own link

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.. So you are allowed to put your dick in girls thighs if they haven't menstruated? Fucking hell man. Here's the thing mate: I'm an apostate myself, and I'll be killed in your countries if I ever said anything against your filthy cult. Today, I live alone, my family pretty much disowned me after my refusal to marry my cousin. Fuck your cult and fuck you for defending it.

If you used 23 and me you let jews handle your blood, if you used ancestry.com you let mormons handle your blood. just fyi

Anything that can be asserted without can be dismissed without reason. Bin it

Based and redpilled

red best
blue second best

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Can you only speak in rhetorical questions? Are you a flaming homo?

>The universe created itself from chaos. perhaps the universe itself is the omnipotent god you are looking for, or pehaps energy and entropy.

Lmao what? How does the universe “create itself from chaos”?

Or are you referring to a conscious, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent power that controls everything? If so how the fuck isn’t that just God. Your religion disproves itself.

Slaughtered this Hitchens quote. I should stop drinking

>Do Americans actually believe this? Do they actually think the president makes any decisions?

He proved this is so by bot signing TPP pr Paris agreement, 2 NWO/Jew Scams.

He's also going up against China to renegotiate Tariffs and also met with Kim Jung Un which none of the other cucks before him could make happen.

Sure he has to kiss the jew ring at least some of the time, but the rest of the time He's his own man and makes his own decisions, the same ones he promised when he was running.

We now have Foxcon in Wisconsin, US Steel repoened production, we have Oil Production greater than the Mudslime Arabs, and pretty soon will no longer be tied to anymore Mudslime oil.

Once that happens, all your arab countries are fucked. You will have China invading and become your new rulers, and they kill Muslims for their Organs and eat whatever is left. You guys are so fucked, its the beginning of Muslim Genocide

>Buddhism is too anti-life

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>Christianity is too Jewish
There are quite a few redpilled Orthodox and Catholic christians. You won't find them in the neo-con "muh israel" protestant nigger-tier denominations though.

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>completely disregarding everything in those two links except one comment from some kafir that doesn't know shit
>ha-hah! mozlems eternally btfo! Hey guys! No need to look in there hehe! It's totally true!
>hurr, what even is betrothal?
>ackhtually, I'm an ex-moslem, clearly I know everything about muzlamic relzion. That's why I copy paste the same shit you see everywhere on leddit.
Typical larping pajeet.
I'll post the same links again, incase anyone didn't see the last comment. Your street shitting days are coming to an end.
quora.com/What-is-Mufa’khathat-in-Islam-Is-it-historically-significant-or-just-another-hoax
turntoislam.com/community/threads/is-thighing-a-pre-puberty-girl-you-are-married-to-really-allowed.58173/

also consider the following pic related if you're concerned about the future of the white race.

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>Tell me what religion to follow
thats not how religion works you moon-bat

well don't blame him too much, if you're 100% lacking religion in your life and you were not raised with any traditions you have zero bearings...