In the wake of the 3rd Kavanaugh accuser Julie Swetnick's identity becoming public through her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, The Kuhner Report received a call from a man who identified himself as "Thomas in Boston," whose family knew the Swetnicks "Well" in Maryland, and discussed the known "Issues of Substance abuse," and "Mental Issues from Julie." He detailed a phone call from his sister this morning, who still lives in Maryland, where she said "Can you imagine a more delusional whack job is the one that came forward against Kavanaugh?"
“Thomas" also went on to describe the are where they grew up in Montgomery Village, "Quite a distance from Bethesda" and that the "Social circles" would not have interacted. He refutes that during High School "No way that she would have encountered these same social circles, certainly not during High School."
We need to shill her as an adult colleged age predator that preyed on freshmen high schoolers.
Mason Baker
She 's deep state. Security clearance and all.
Bentley Price
Granted it’s a source that heard it through a second source, but that’s all the evidence democrats have at the moment.
Dylan Murphy
so some nobody on radio made claims and these are as valid as julies on kavanaugh? jesus christ Jow Forums is fucking dumb
Aaron Clark
yes it absolutely is. swentick raped me when i was 5 months old. after talking with my lawyer im 100% certain she did it on purpose bc she hates babies
Nathan Brooks
It unironically is
Jacob Bell
This is known
Ayden Torres
Same evidence the left has at this point.
Mason Torres
This witchhunt is almost as bad as the russia narrative.
Landon Davis
We're officially a banana republic. Fuck democrats.
Carter Miller
GHS graduate here and while having graduated many years after Swetnik did, can confirm there's no way they'd have been hanging out and certainly not that many times. Whole things stinks.
If she were gold digging, she'd not bother with leaving MC anyway. There's more $ in Potomac.
Lincoln Rogers
>so some nobody on radio made claims and these are as valid as julies on kavanaugh?
Exactly. Get fucked, kike.
Christian Hill
Christine Blasey Ford, Michael Avenatti and Julie Swetnick sexually assaulted me as a teen as well. I clearly recall Mr. Avenatti holding me down as the other two proceeded to sodomize me with their simulated silicone penis strap-ons. They would also consume incredible amounts of alcohol, methamphetamine and LSD, and would force me to partake as well.
I do not recall the date or location of the event, and there are no witnesses that can corroborate my story. However all accusers must be believed, so in the name of social justice I demand an investigation into Ms Ford, Michael Amamutti and (((Ms. Swetnick))).
Thank you for your consideration. Pepperoni Cappuccino.
Henry Davis
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Jason Rodriguez
What a beautiful joker smile she has.
Alexander Martin
>kavanaugh was gang banging sluts when he was 16 Living the white man's dream.
>goes to drunken rape parties >gang rapes occur, does nothing >continues to go to parties even after its her turn as the diner car on the rape train >is somehow respectable and credible If what she says is true, she was complicit in the gangrapes
Jace Moore
No lie, I saw this bitch selling her ass then go buy a glass Rose and some chore boy from the gas station for real the other day.
Will take polygraph to confirm this is a stankin ho.
I've always found it fascinating how, even in the midst of a pivotal round of subterfuge, they can't help but claim (((their own))) in their special publications:
>Swetnick graduated from public high school in Gaithersburg, Maryland, a Washington D.C. suburb with a significant Jewish population near Kavanaugh’s childhood home.
>Swetnick’s aunt Helene Moglen is a prominent Jewish feminist and literary scholar at University of California at Santa Cruz. Reached by phone on Wednesday, Moglen said “we’re too busy right now” and hung up.
>Swetnick is the granddaughter of Russian immigrants Joseph and Bella Moglen. Joseph Moglen was a Yiddish-speaking jewelry store worker, a socialist trade union activist and “working class intellectual” from Crown Heights, Brooklyn. Their daughter Elaine Moglen Swetnick, Julie’s mother, graduated from Hunter College and worked for the Atomic Energy Commission, according to her obituary.
>Julie Swetnick’s father Martin, a retired physicist, has long taught Latin dance classes at his suburban Washington retirement home, which has a large Jewish population.. Jule Swetnick has two siblings, Adam and Susan.
