Memes are real

Pretty sure this is shooped. I watched the whole hearing and I think he was drinking coke.

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that 50 year old Dilbert

Memes aside it's actually Dr.Pepper.

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>I want to believe

Even better

what does dr pepper taste like

*siiiiiiippp*

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They're real because we make them real. Do not doubt the power of pure autism.

Wtf i guess I’m cruisin with Ted now.

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26 different spices

Texas

Kahlua+Scotch

Why are you wearing girls socks?

Spicy coke

Ass.

>Ted Cruz signals ties to dangerous alt right extremists with his choice of beverage.

DAHNALD THE SIPS

I left mine in your moms room so I borrowed your sisters on my way out.

Salty milk and coins

B-but I dont have a sister
>spooked

freedom

It's just a cola, but a little different/spicier. Diet Dr Pepper has one of the best flavors for a diet soda, though.

post feminine benis

BASED AND REDPILLED

checked

Ted Cruz is getting fat.

Digits command it

user. No.

there is european versions, but with less sugar. it's like a different kind of coke

Fatboi with girl socks has disgraced these digits

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represent

*sip*

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Thanks nothing-Satan!

The sips dahnald...

You have to go back

Cola but with a deeper ting to it.

That's a Diet Dr. Pepper can, isn't it?

Diet drinks are for fags (sorry, Trump.)

So, Dr. Pepper is the new White Supreme drink. Gotcha.

imagine prune flavored soda

This
Enough Dr. Pepper can turn a Canadian’s genes full red-blooded American!

ahhhhhhhhh

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Fuck I've been drinking black Russians and separately straight scotch. I never conceived of using the scotch. Would that be a black Scotsman? The eternal Anglo?

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honestly starting to like Cruz just for the memes he produces by being himself.

But he gets kicked out of restaurants

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SIP IN PEACE, SCOTT

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>Enough Dr. Pepper can turn a Canadian’s genes full red-blooded Texan!
FTFY

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Thoth demands forbidden knowledge.
Reveal thine member mortal.
For the god of understanding demands it to be so.

>Diet Dr Pepper has one of the best flavors for a diet soda, though

holy fuck no, Diet Dr Pepper is maybe one of the worst powergaps between OG and diet versions

the only tolerable diet sodas wind up being citrus ones or craft diet sodas like Dr Brown or Boyland

glow in the dark spic nigger that murdered kennedy born in canadacuck pretending to be American pretending to be Texan drinking the drink of champions. If you can't write your own compiler who are you kidding?

hoodrat scotsman?

They didn't have DP anyhow.

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I'd like diet root beer if it weren't for the brain rotting artificial sweetner.

This particular shot was of Diet Dr. Pepper.

How bout Niggis

Diet soda is degenerate.
They contain aspartame which is toxic for the brain. It causes brain fog, fatigue, headaches, anxiety, depression...
If you drink diet soda, stop. Now.

The uk one basically tastes like cherry coke

you take that back, fatty

>shitty hipster ripped jeans
>woman socks
>space is a fucking mess
>fucking overwatch poster

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>They contain aspartame which is toxic for the brain. It causes brain fog, fatigue, headaches, anxiety, depression...

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you forgot kankles.

Only one I know about is headaches and waking up the next morning with a chemical after taste, that can't be good.

I've heard of people having that after drinking litres of diet coke on a daily basis, but a couple of cans every now and then won't do shit

NANI ? ! ?

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I pulled the same face reading this post.

Faggots.

Ted is based.

I fly fighter jets for a living and ALWAYS crack open a can of Tab Clear during mid air refuelling. Hot Salsa, Beans, Chicken, B B Beef or Pork.

Just had this EXACT conversation literally 15 minutes ago. How bizarre!

based el ratto

I dont particularly drink cola anymore, but dr pepper is a late gen y drink for Americans. I personally think it's the best though.

>t. Born in 92

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>turned 30 a few weeks ago
>never had a Monster
>pass by drink machine the other day
>Monster drinks on the bottom row
>they have zero ultra
>instantly think of 30yo boomer memes on Jow Forums
>trying to hide my smile from other people walking by
>start to feel myself giving in to marketing strategy
>three dollars later
>crack
>sip
>ahhh
>mfw

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Two 20 ounce glasses diluted half with club soda, so 20 ounces of diet drink in total in a day is all it took for me.

What the fuck happend to pol?? Fuck this place

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Have you ever tasted pistachio ice cream?

Imagine pouring yourself a glass of coca cola, then adding one scoop of pistachio ice cream and letting it melt. Then you mix the whole thing together. That's what Dr Pepper tastes like.

Like...you cant really describe it.

A combination of flavors but black cherry and cola are the predominant ones, but different (and imo better) than a cherry coke.

Coke-laced syrup

Marketing campaigns are "le funneh xD" now.

He fucking knows.

Ok Ted that's another point on the board.

Fuckers.

Sip

I feel like i can smell your hot stinky feet. Take a bath you nasty fuck.

I will rip your eye out and skull fuck you with my she dick

wat

>*siiip*

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