Live in america

>live in america
>get shot

>live in uk
>get stabbed

Which is better?

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They were able to down at least 1 drone in Iran

>free healthcare

SHALL

>live in italy
>die from anchovy's smelly feet because the country is a foot shape

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What caliber is the bullet? What kind of knife is it?

There are anti-material rifles specifically designed for bringing down light aircraft. A rocket launcher isn't necessary.

>FREE healthcare

>1 post by this ID

Assault glock and katana

>Which is better?
Having a right to defend yourself because you are citizen, and not a subject.

/thread

>implying the people should not be able to defend themselves and just get droned by their liberal government
Wtf is horsey actually our guy?

Is this comic supposed to be humorous? It's on point.

>political comics

Are fuckin gay or something?

Well if you keep yourself fit you have a better chance at winning a knife fight then a gun battle.

USA you do not get taxed so much and the salaries are much higher.
UK has plenty of white places, however they are full of chavs.
USA for 90% of the population is much much more dangerous than the UK, but do not live near niggers and you solve that problem.
I have never lived in USA, but would prefer it to living in the UK, socialism killed the UK

Well you can be shot or stabbed both in America.
In the UK you're less likely to be shot.
However, in the US you're allowed to shoot and stab back.
And that's why the United States is a land for real men to be, and the UK is a place to fairy snaggle toothed princesses.

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A real man doesn't need his toy guns to look tough

>Free

What are your tax rates again?

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"Free healthcare".

This is very difficult to say while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard.

"Free", you say, while grinning like Nigel did. "Free", it is its name. But then, thinking of "Free", you think about all the taxes which were paid. You think about all those who tried to fuck with the gubmint. You think about the rich politicans and how many of them ended up as tax haven faggots.

But then, the funniest is coming: "Health". Yes, now, you cannot contain your laughter. "Health", it is called despite the fact that this "Health" thing is standing on Pajeets and Mahmuds, peoples so harsh and dirty that the bacteria of tuberculosis refused to set pseudopod on it. A filthy and barbaric people, yes, but still calling themselves "doctors".

And now, here is the end of the fun: "Care". Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. A "Care", a staff made of dozens of petty nurses and cleaning ladies, all fighting for themselves, giving strange names to their positions, full of head nurses or master cleaners. A "Care" who will stay between trashcan and grave, while the great powers of Free Market will create richness all around the world.

"Free" "Health" "Care"

>live in america
>don't live near niggers
>don't live in (((gun-free zones)))
>don't get shot

:^)

>land of real men

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>Live in England
>Don't live near niggers
>Stabbings literally only happen when niggers come here from london, once every few months to sell drugs. it isn't even a meme anymore
>Never see a black person here so never get stabbed

:^)

> free

you probably have a red rose on your twitter profile confirming youre a mentally disabled tranny who cant work because you have anxiety

>>Live in England
>>Don't live near niggers
fahnny joek

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Yeah and also all those "concealed weapon" carrier psychos with self defense fantasies waving their guns around scare the shit out of me.

>he labeled "drone"
only Ben Garrison is allowed to label everything

>conceal carry
>waving guns around

yes it is why incel need AR-15 to rivalise with strong man.

did you just save that image from 9gag? subhuman kike.

Can the kid afford to own and safely maintain an anti aircraft weapon?

If so, he should be allowed to become part of the militia

This stupid cartoon isn't even aware of the irony...If the US Gov can send a drone to attack me, I actually do need a rocket launcher to take it out, no?

I don't want testosterone "men" running around armed ready to shoot anything that moves. Do you?

Getting stabbed because you can then defend yourself
If you are Chad enough, you can even fight off a person attacking you with a knife
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they're already all around you. been shot lately?

>le 9gag

Did you steal that joke from Reddit? Mutt

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In America, you get a chance at shooting back. In Britain, you get stabbed after binning you knife

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>testosterone "men"

What other kind of men are there? In my city, almost everyone open carries. I don't have a problem with it. If shit ever hits the fan, I know we have each other's back. I'm sorry you aren't able to experience this camaraderie.

>free

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to be able to have a gun to defend yourself sounds great man

As an American I would actually be more afraid of going to England and being stabbed than I've ever been afraid of being shot living in the US

>live in the UK
>get get stabbed AND get acid poured on your face
ftfy

"Self defense" is a fantasy, you're more likely to just hand over your wallet and piss your pants.

Aren't half of all Brazilians off duty police?

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You sound like a faggot

>projecting this hard

if someone tries to invade my place right now, all I can do is call the police and wait for an utterly incompetent police to arrive... nothing else... that's why my place has a wall with metal spikes on top, barred windows and strong metal doors... so... I'd really like the idea that you guys can have guns... because criminals here do have guns...

yes of course, if you are armed , i bet it is not me which will piss my pants

America, you won't get arrested for shooting back.

Shot for sure.
You wouldn't believe how much fun we could have if you are unarmed and I have a knife. It will take a long long time for you to die. You would much rather be shot.

Leave

Christ that comic
>Lol, the government has these obscenely high tech weapons they can arbitrarily use on a whim
>But even thinking about doing something to protect yourself or equipping yourself to counter them is the charuhazzee thing!

My healthcare is free too. :^)

KEK

I kinda wish there was an alter ego to these kinds of videos. A show where a scummy dude praises a successful killer in a variety of brutal cctv footage or even Brazilian murder tapes. Call it a View to a Kill or some shit. Idunno just spitballing ideas here friend.

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> -Said no one, ever

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based

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Carpaccio >>> Anchovy

What happens in America if you shoot back
What happens in UK if you stab them back
This is important

Based comic. Rockets for all US citizens

People who get stabbed to death often just leak to death which sounds awful.

Well the latter would warrant self defence by its most primal definition going back 800 years. Somebody stabs you?

>stabbed to death
>just leak to death
remove one of the to deaths okay

yep, this one's going in my anchovy feet compilation

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>this fucking moron thinks they would use multi million dollar drones to kill a single person.
This isn't the Winter War.

A matter of preference, though I'm not surprised.

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