I work for salesforce. This is astro our gender neutral mascot

I work for salesforce. This is astro our gender neutral mascot.

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have sex with it

Jow Forums must be bugged, the flags are mixed up.

that's pretty gay

Attach a penis to it.

Tell your shitty company that I do not feel adequately represented by this mascot. It needs to be more clear that you can be genderqueer ^:)

>I work for "salesforce"
so you have no problem with lying and pretending things are what they ain't, hu?

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I still don't understand how salesforce became so ubiquitous. It's utter and total shit.

I don't even know what salesforce is

H-how about you work for my b-benis?

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And I work there

Ha! You're probably the best employee there then. Actually knowing salesforce is a detriment to your life.

Neither does anyone who uses it. Most expensive bloatware ever.

Welcome to enterprise software.

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Big cucked companies have been extorted into utilizing a low quality platform integration tool.
Basically this "service" allows customers to log into a customer portal on various devices and make orders or communicate or check data that's being stored on the Salesforce cloud service. It's not especially demanding or useful as there are other modalities to get this accomplished. It's a place to store POOs and women who think they can into computers.

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ENTERPRISE QUALITY

good summary. I went to a SalesForce conference with my boss a couple years ago and this pretty much sums it up. it's just a big circle jerk of enterprise software, but in "the cloud".

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wen chainlink integration

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>gender neutral

Looks pretty fucking gay to me

How much LINK are you in for vapebro? Got any hot marijuana stock picks?

you going to Metallica tonight?