I dipped a French fry in butter today and that shit was fucking divine...

I dipped a French fry in butter today and that shit was fucking divine. Then I fapped while holding my mini-14 now I’m drinking at the bar alone browsing Jow Forums. This is freedom you god damn communist faggots.

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>mini-14
Get out of my country fudd

try mayo. or a Wendy's Frosty, chocolate of course. YUM

Mini14
The fucking California thinks he knows freedom. You're not living in The United States you're living in proxy China.

You tell me a better rifle to own in Cuckifornia

Haha oh fugg you already knew

Aren't you scared of the megaquake that we all hope hits you tonight?

I dipped my double half bound burger in bbq sauce and it was revolting so i did it again because fuck good food. The i inserted the barrel of my m16 into my anus because im gay for freedom. Now im masturbaiting to big titties at a baseball game while shitposting on Jow Forums. This is freedom you commie shits.

if you haven't dipped a fry in dairy queen gravy don't go around pretending to be an American

Get a mini 30 goy

Dude I’m hoping it hits too, been waiting for that shit for years now

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All you need is a few cheese curds and you will be truly eating.

this thread is about freedom

>Dude I’m hoping it hits too, been waiting for that shit for years now
I want off this ride, too. ;_;

Poutine is the greatest example of edible freedom there is.

Dairy Queen sells cheese curds. They're alright I guess, but you are easily reminded that you just spent your freedom on chain fast food garbage.

Poutine is wonderful and underrated.

what do you know about it

And fucking dogs you left that out leaf

Well.....It is my dog, not yours. Why should you have a say in who fucks it?

only commies fuck dogs. fucking animals is not a natural right. Jesus hates bestiality.

Not rocking a M1 Garand as your beat off gun

Poutine is fantastic, I'll give you that leaf.

Jesus also hates Ca. Are you guys taking refugees, I want out.

>fucking animals is not a natural right.
Go join peta, califag.

I’d go to Texas but my kind has allready done enough damage there.

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I dare you to name 5 countries in which you can't do this.

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go fuck a porky pine you shit tier maple syrup nigger

you're literally eating greasy water and hardened cum cubes with fries effectively ruining them.

>Cuckifornia
I'm so sorry user
M1 garand comes to mind from the CMP
Try moving to a free state and get a scar 17 or an FAL. 308 is where its at
30-06 is nice if you like boomer battle rifles

Of course that response is from a fucking leaf.
kek

Wendy's chili mixed into Wendy's chocolate frosty. Divine.

Good god man what the hell

you put the bra in home of the brave

>porky pine
Do you mean porcupine or is it some sort of ham sandwich?

Those are some expensive tastes for a Jow Forums-tard. If OP is a califag then he's probably riddled with student loans, high living costs, and an expensive taste in starbucks coffee. Surplus slavshit should be more up his alley.

no I mean porky pine you faggot I have the freedom to spell whatever shit I want

Lol actually I did drugs and decided to be come a truck driver. High living costs are accurate though. It’s about $1200 for a 1 bedroom apartment in niggerville.

Spell my cock, faggotronamous.

Get an M1A and stop being a cheap faggit
>t. Californian with three of them

T-O-O-I-N-C-H-E-S

hows my spelling cancuck?

>I have the freedom to spell whatever shit I want
Nice save. I thought i had you.

I was a varsity sportsballer back in the day, stoned at a Wendy's. I was with friends and I commented on how delectible the chili was, and the frosty too. I was then dared to eat them together, since they mix immediately in your stomach anyways. Back then (15 years ago) men took bets for no reason but personal honor, so I quickly mixed the two and to everyone's horror ate the result until there was nothing left all while commenting on how incredible tasty it was. They thought it was an act, but no, it was ever so tasty.

I'm not a Canadian and therefore I don't speak French, unlike you.

>But Have you added butter to coffee yet though amerimutt.

one time in high school I ate someone elses dollar bill

Idiot theres niggers and whites in new Orleans that are bilingual. Just means if you can't speak it your iq is in the 80s

Is it good?

I only learned French so I could make out with sluts, you queer

I guess all the worthwhile girls could smell the desperation coming off of you.

Kek

>French speaking = French kissing
We are dealing with a new form of fusion here causing a brightness unmatched in the known universe.

you know what? fuck you faggot

Everyone here has guns too but we dont masturbate while holding them (maybe some of us do) or shoot our neighbours over nothing. We build giant snow trucks & have CRAZY sex in them, on mountaintops overlooking volcanoes, everybody here has high speed internet. Everybody has passports & can fly to anywhere on the planet at the drop of a hat.We are the greatest & freeest & biggestest country, with the most beutyful women & strongest men, in the world.

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AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

I WIN.

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Why don’t you shoot you’re neighbors over nothing, you like letting dudes fuck your wife while you watch or something?

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>he doesn't shoot his neighbors
welcome to communism

If anyone screws around we just get divorced & find somebody new, no biggie

have you added a bullet to your brain yet, maplenigger?

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