In this thread we pay homage to John Elway and His Denver Broncos, who are 100% Football but not as much 100% Football as John Elway, because he is singularly 100% Football as well as American.
>Why do I care
Because John Elway was ordained by Moses at the battle of Waterloo to be Football
>What should I do?
Bow and pay homage to John Elway, that he and his Footballs which are also Denver Broncos may have mercy and make you American
/dbg/ Denver Broncos General
Wyatt Parker
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Christopher Ward
praise Football
Landon Williams
Go back to /sp/ you worthless cunt
Brody Miller
Broncos are always pathetic. Go back /sp
Nolan Cooper
Jayden Rivera
Liam Jenkins
Forgive these heathens Elway, for they have sinned against American and Football. Their buttholes cannot stand to be raped by your mighty Football benis, nor can their bodies withstand the stress of becoming Football so quickly. If they are lucky they will die a slow death, or worse they will become Seattle Seahawks, who are so un-Football that they do frolic with the Oakland Raiders.
Have mercy on them oh Elway, and give unto them Footballs, that their children might grow in American and become Football themselves, breaking the cycle of depravity that leads to not-Football.
>t. Denver Broncos
Ethan Martinez
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John Cox
Mods cannot save you from the wrath of FOOTBALL
Isaac Williams
GOOD FOR YOU BUD
Juan Hall
>Bow and pay homage to John Elway
What? to a grown man playing with ball wearing tights? They kneel I walk away
Joseph Morgan
Hello friends. Sit down, and let me tell you the story of football.
A thousand years ago, back when I was only a small Elway, I was not entirely football. The Denver Broncos did not yet exist, and the universe was cloaked in perpetual twilight. My people wandered in the desert without football. But then the Lord came to me in a football and said John Elway, you really need to become football. And I became football and then traveled into the future and invented time travel so I could travel back in time and become Dan Reeves, then I made sweet beautiful love to Rainbow Dash and sired myself, for that is what the Lord commanded me to do for without John Elway there could be no football.
And that is the story of football, now and forever.
Amen.
Jace Bell
You know what goes great with JIDF shill threads? The Denver Broncos.
Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.
Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.
t. Denver Broncos.
Ian Garcia
Ready to have your shit shoved in on sunday?
Samuel Collins
Ian Diaz
Hi Joan.
How’s Denver?
Don’t expect any serious replies.
We know what you are doing.
Your research is tainted.
Your funding should be cut immediately.
We know.
It’s over.
Liam Reed
(((Elway)))
Jaxson Garcia
Remember when the Jaguars and quarterback Mark Brunell went to mile high in the playoffs and shit all over Denver? Shit was cash.
Eli Roberts
Hi, Jeff. Hi, Terry.
Denver is beautiful. It is more than beautiful. It is the shining city on the hill, the Big Apple, the Windy City, the Cradle of Civilization, the Red Planet. Denver is where dreams are born, where the noble and enlightened wish to go before they die, and where the blessed live in between. Denver is the Holy City, the Capital of both Colorado and the World. It is the Mecca from which John Elway shall expand his heavenly rule.
John Elway was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day when the (((New York Times))) said God is dead, and the war's begun; Dan Reeves has a son today.
And he shall be John Elway, and he shall be a good man.
Logan White
pooptrick mahomes
Connor Lee
I know its hard for your weed addled brain to make jokes but that was just pathetic
Luke Gutierrez
I remember when John Elway sprang forth from the primordial ooze, in the time when there was no Football and the ponies wandered in darkness. But then the Angel of the Lord came unto them and said, "behold. I bring you tidings of Great Joy, for this day, in the city of Denver, there is born unto you Football. Tis John Elway, the Emperor of Football."
And the ponies did rejoice, for there was much football. And eternal pestilence did rain down upon the Oakland Raiders, and the Seattle Seahawks did suffer eternally when John Elway scored all the touchdowns. And thousands upon thousands of touchdowns did reverberate across time and space, and did convert all the matter in the universe into pure Football.
And the Lord Elway did sit upon his throne in the eternal Mile High Stadium, and did gaze upon his works and rejoice, for he knew that there would be Football for all time.
Football.
Nathan Cooper
This is a good thread.
Sebastian Diaz
The New England Patriots were Patriots of football before there was football, in the time long ago when footballs were not yet in space. But then Tom Brady was made emperor of all the footballs and gave the footballs to John Elway who sent them into space to become football for all time. And so it was that there was now football.
But not always were there footballs, for some there were no footballs. Those without footballs did not have footballs and thus were not American. But then American came forth and Abe Lincoln freed the slaves which was probably a mistake but he made up for it by becoming a football and punting himself to John Elway who caught him and sent him to space to relieve Tom Brady of all his footballs so Tom Brady could go home to his kids.
Then there were the Denver Broncos, and football was for all time.
Lincoln Butler
It's on Monday, you retard.
Cameron Lewis
The Denver Broncos cannot be joined, the Denver Broncos join you. They take all the footballs and splice them together with genetics to make John Elway, and John Elway punts you right in the nigger cunt until you bleed football out of your ears and then become Payton Manning.
When Payton Manning licks your earlobe you know it's time to receive football. The football that you receive is not the eternal football, it is just regular football, but it is symbolic.
Take football and run. Run, forest, run. To forest. Run Forrest. With Football. Then give football to John Elway and say "Touchdown!" and you will become football. Then, Denver Broncos.
Sincerely,
Football.
Joshua Robinson
/sp/ has flags. They're ok with me.
Caleb Rivera
John Elway is the king of all that is and was the Denver Broncos. John Elway is the alpha and the omega, also known as scootie puff senior the Doom Bringer. He has so many footballs you won't know where to put them all.
Do you want to know how to spell John Elway's name in ancient Hebrew? No, you don't, because it would convert you instantly into football and you would explode into all football. Football for everyone? Yes, but not for you.
Football.
Jackson Gray
John Elway. Denver God. Owned the libs in town by supporting Trump and attending the inauguration. Also btfo Kaepernick. He is /ourguy/
Hunter Wood
Amen, my child.
In the days of yore there was no football, and no Denver, and no Broncos. There was however John Elway, for John Elway is eternal. And God said unto John Elway, thou shalt build me an ark, only it won't be an ark so much as it will be football.
And John Elway did build football 40 cubits wide and 40 cubits deep with a circumference of 40 million cubits and a football. The football was pleasing to the God and the American, and he said unto Moses: You should be more like John Elway you raging faggot.
And Moses said unto the Lord: Fuck you I'm a Patriots fan.
And God did smite Moses for his faggotry and there was much rejoice and football was had for all. And John Elway did make more football and put football on the moon and put all the footballs in space which made the world for the third time that day.
Juan Harris
You know what I desire? John Elway.
John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.
However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.
Godspeed, John Elway, for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Football.