How does he do it?
Turtleman always seems to win in the end and outplay everyone
Blake Gonzalez
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Wyatt Myers
He's been in the game
Kayden Cooper
He's a turtle. He knows how to play 'the shell game.'
Liam Morris
Not on purpose, I can assure you, he's a huge fucking establishment cuck.
Dominic Scott
His wife is a cabinet member of Trump and him and Trump are working together behind the scenes all the time.
Jaxson Sanchez
Slow and steady wins the race.
Aiden Bailey
it's hard to explain, but i guess the answer is that you can't judge a book by it's turtleskin cover
Cooper White
big dick energy
Ethan Sanchez
Its pretty clear at this point that mitch McConnell is bobby fischer tier at 4D chess. He may talk the cuck but he walks to cock, if you know what I mean.
Carson Brooks
Slow and steady bby
Adrian Ortiz
What's killing me is fucking Lindsey Graham. He's been right about this all along and I even thought he may be up for re-election this year
Thomas Sullivan
Famous dick-wrestler Joey Ryan!
Jack Cooper
Sloooooooow,
and
Steady....
Joseph Sanchez
The spirit of Henry Clay.
Anthony Myers
Republicans better fucking confirm kavanaugh i swear to god. it should have happened monday
Ethan Hughes
Quick query... anyone realize that the words Russia and Collusion and Mueller are hard to be found in the news cycle these tumultuous days... prior to the election? I think its a hilarious smoke screen to silence the Mueller investigation which is most certainly bullshit... but under the guise of he cant get oh the SCOTUS cause muh Merrick meme.
The game is being played very well. While he may be an establishment piece of shit... he knows what he is doing and has been in this game far too long to lose...
RIP in pieces democrats, its been fun niggers.
Easton Adams
G U A C
Isaac Morris
He is the perfect henchman for Trump to have in congress. Gorush and saving Kavanaugh from these accusations are two amazing feats.
Andrew Ward
Im convinced that Lindsay was an unwitting patsy of the deep state, basically used by cancerman. Lindsay realized she was ed astray and went full MAGA.
Or maybe hes just pretnding to be maga so he doesnt get lynched when the deep state topples
Oliver Collins
if there's 1 thing i trust mcconnel in it's getting supreme court picks. don't forget that he somehow got obama and dems did not get garland. they had every right to, but they didn't because of that turtle headed motherfucker.
Aiden Reyes
>this guy fucks
Jacob Ward
Surviving Polio gives a man a lot of time to think.
Cameron Stewart
I cannot WAIT for him to die. Maybe someone will help him along.
Leo Allen
He's Jeb in disguise
Brayden Watson
He does all his raping in the at the end of the party.
Lincoln Long
Eitherway this will be the last time this will ever happen to them they will never ever again wait just because dems beg them too.
Elijah King
daddy trump has white hats everywhere, watching for a very long time
James Carter
El hombre tortuga es basado
Justin Johnson
Charles Parker
graham lost his shackles
Isaiah Stewart
slow and steady wins the race
zzzzzzzz
Nathaniel Ross
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Kevin Bennett
He's Bill Belichick of Senate
Andrew Myers
What changed? John McCain is dead.
Alexander Green
He's a gangster.
Jaxson Brown
He's so fucking based desu
William Nelson
H I B E R N I A N
C O N S P I R A C Y
Alexander Jackson
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Jordan Rogers
more anonymous shit good dems are such cunts
Henry Davis
I for one want to deep throat his man meat
Robert Cruz
Ayden Powell
it must be the cocaine
Elijah Collins
right about what all along?
Evan Sanchez
because he is an anglo master of the fucking universe.
Easton Adams
I think Trump offered him a deal to flip that he couldn't refuse. He was basically facing the hangmans noose and he was let off the hook if he went all in for Trump. He probably has to testify against everyone and spill his guts to save his own faggot skin.
Mason Miller
Based.
Luke Wilson
Is that Mike Enoch?
Dominic Martin
it's because he married asian
David Thomas
GLOWS IN THE DARK
Caleb Russell
But this is what I thought first that he must be up for re-election or something. But not till 2020.
Justin Hall
Looks like he has down syndrome
Oliver Thomas
We may have destroyed the world and all that was decent, but at least we destroyed it as a family right?
Isaiah Clark
Didn't trump say he would teach the Republicans in the Senate?
There's no way I believe this guy suddenly became semi-competent during the past 2 years of his whole 200 year turtle life.