HAPPENING

user, you really need grammar and spelling classes.

Do you not BELIEVE WOMEN?

A 14 year old walks into a bar and ananomous Betty says....

Dear Rob Portman,

It was me that dick slapped this ho. Not Kavanaugh.

Sorry, not sorry.
Anonymous Chad

Kek
I was right, he fucker her in the Denny's too

Too much. Dial it back a little and send it

Dude, i'm a brazilian and even i can see how poorly written this is. Make another one.

about as credible as the other sources

Someone needs to get this into the news.

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0/10 larp

niggerspeak

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This is hilarious

Trump said we must hear from all accusors. This is going to take a long time he will be impeached by then and Hillary will be President.

If this dude supposedly keeps whipping his cock out he must be hung like a horse....

No wonder the basedboys hate him.

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I heard Brett Kavanaugh raped the loch ness monster.

the longer they keep this up, the more upset they're gonna be when he gets sworn in.

>due

Nope, Mitt Romney will be President for not having a deformed toadstool penis

Nice letter, OP, we need more like it to really drive home the point that the democrats are toast and need to self-destruct completely for the good of civilization.

Holy fucking pasta kek. You sir make me want to apply for the CIA.

I need some BBQ Sauce

Brett Kavanaugh raped ME and I'm only 23. When he caressed my penis forcibly with his Judge's Gavel, I knew I was in trouble. After he shoved the gavel in my anus, I nearly blacked out but I withstood it in the hopes that one day I may be able to tell a news outlet about my ordeal if he's even under consideration for SCOTUS.

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>we called someone on the phone
wow... it's fucking nothing

Do you really think stormy plays Mario kart or was that viral marketing for the new version of the game coming out.

Dear Mr. Important Political Man,
I am contacting you to report an incident with Mr. Kavanaugh while he was working at a McDonalds in my hometown in 1981. I went through the drive through and ordered my usual whopper meal, chicken fries, and a milkshake. Upon hearing my request for a milkshake, Mr. Kavanaugh replied in a hasty and abrasive manner, "SHAKE MACHINE BROKE!" I was absolutely devastated. I demand an FBI investigation into this incident. If you would like me to attend a formal hearing, I must be provided with an unlimited lifetime supply of Mountain Dew and frozen chicken tenders with honey mustard dipping sauce. I will also need your agency to collect all seven dragon balls and simply walk into Mordor. Thank you for your cooperation, and for always believing survivors.
- Anonymous

Time to vote him in and end this. The thing is if he gets replaced, the replacement will undergo the same treatment. It will get dragged out indefinitely but the dems won’t be in power anyways. It’s just wishful thinking on their part.

Anyways if they replace him, his career is ruined over a bunch of jewish bullshit and lies. Vote him in and never look back or apologize. The dems will have no choice but to abandon the strategy at that point.

I was expecting the leters to spell out somthing

Femanon here. This one time, at band camp, I was checking my white privilege and working with vibrant women of color to create a more inclusive society, when a man suddenly approached me and started fondling my breasts and vagina. He and several of his friends took me back to their special secluded rape cabin, which they were allowed to have by the camp staff because they were privileged white males and all you need to do to get a rape cabin if you're a privileged white male is fill out a request form. They took turns putting corn cobs in my esophagus, and several of them called me antisemitic names while spanking me and choking me like my dad used to do.

The lead rapist (all groups of rapists have a lead rapist) looked me square in the eye and said "My name is Brett Kavanaugh, and you have been my 700th rape victim." Then he gave me a plaque confirming this, but I later lost it. He posed for a Polaroid selfie with me and wrote the year on it, 1982, and gave it to me but I also lost this as well, but my best friend was there and can confirm the whole thing. Then he told me that in 40 years he was going to be on the Supreme Court and would use his power and influence to legalize train rape and make abortions punishable by rape.

I recognized him immediately when I saw he was going to be the new Supreme Court guy but I didn't come forward because of trauma I've experienced from fatphobia and white privilege.

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what to "due" about it.

>you really need grammar and spelling classes
why? did u even see Ford's yellow toilet paper notes?