/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SUCH JOY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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ARCHIVE LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Press Conf @UN 9/26/18
youtu.be/mUBMH74OHtY
>Pres Trump @UNSC on WMDs 9/26/18
youtu.be/Hmou5YIOtmk
>Pres Trump full UNSC Briefing 9/26/18
youtu.be/Gq-0NrFlEGg
>Pres Trump Press Conf before UNSC 9/26/18
youtu.be/VYmivNiDcHI
>Pres Trump w/bff Abe 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?452106-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/Greatest Ally 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?452105-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/UK PM May 9/26/18
youtu.be/eN-RF-BhpbA
>FLotUS Melania @UN on Africa Trip 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?452111-1/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Virginia Mil Inst 9/26/18
dod.defense.gov/Videos/videoid/628977/
>UNAmb Haley on F&F 9/26/18
youtu.be/G_KPZvCGA9U
>Pres Adv Council on Africa meeting 9/26/18
youtu.be/HyQq_pMj8ok
>HUDSec Sleepy Carson on OANN 9/26/18
youtu.be/NuZwHQ8Y1hY
>AgrSec Perdue on CNBC 9/26/18
youtu.be/oeox4gjgSrI
>FEDChair Powell on raising rates 9/26/18
youtu.be/eAZ_C3MklXE
>VASec Wilkie @Senate on priorities 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?451762-1/
>TSAAdm Pekoske @House on Misconduct 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?451964-1/
>USAFSec Wilson @Natl Press Club 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?451535-1/
>Pentagon Officials @House on Syria 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?452068-1/
>Tech COs @Senate on Privacy 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?451963-1/
>GOPAd: #IStandWithBrett 9/26/18
youtu.be/MvZW1PIZ7_A

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MAGA, please!
>ty

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MAGA

IM RAPETACUS

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AWOO

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I AM RAPETACUS!

>Ford doesn't show up
>media: Ford has become another woman cowed into silence by the white male patriarchy

>Ford shows up late
>media: Ford's tardiness belies the extent of her dread at facing her enemy

>Ford shows up and cries
>media: Ford's tears are a striking image of what it means to carry trauma and receive no sympathy

>Ford shows up and tells her story
>media: Ford has become a powerful symbol for women in the Trump era

>Ford shows up and then leaves
>media: Ford came so close and then left of her own accord. And that's a good thing.

>Ford releases a televised statement
>media: Here's why Ford won even as she lost

Roll the dice boys

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DRUMPF BTFO!!!

SAY IT WITH ME:

AVENATTI/SHAPIRO 2020

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I-it was me
I did it

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>2 men step forward to say Kavanaugh accuser may have mistaken them for the judge

The fuck?

MAGA

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How comfy are we lads?

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AWOO

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MAGA

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Nighty night, everyone

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It's blogs that did it.
When they started being considered journalists, everything went into the dumpster.
News turned into op-ed blogs as an adaptation.
Facts stopped mattering, only context.

Good anime/manga with political themes?

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Was there a salt comp today about the presser? The blue checkmarks on twitter had a meltdown over it

NO DONT LET IT TOUCH YOU

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>so busy preparing user finally got first post from me
At least it was a fren

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I'M RAPETICUS

Ford's Opening Statement is out

archive.is/ZJJ4F

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Hey look, two snakes humping each other in the grass. Didn't see that coming.

Daily Reminder Ben Shitpiro had Alex Jones assassinated so he could take over the water filter & supplement business.

>digits
Oh, I've seen this movie. I like where this is going.

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I did it too

Ayame > Sango > Kagome

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I didn't see this memed yet, but I felt it had to be. Please enjoy.

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nn brazil-kun

IM RAPETACUS

SOON

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Can confirm. I was on the boat too. B-but I didnt do anything!

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Legend of the Galactic Heroes

Poor berd

so how does that zionist dick taste /ptg//

No, *I* raped Professor Ford!

I am Rapeicus!

Great taste
I'm glad Koga got his own waifu in the anime, he deserved better than that thot Kagome

lmao greasy wop and a jewish rat

10/10 fren
good job
SAVED

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Flag
Galactic Heroes
Gasaraki

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I-I actually like pumpkin spice, do I have to turn my dick and badge in?

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THIS WEEK'S COVER OF TIME MAGAZINE

POWERFUL

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can somebody explain how to vote like I have down syndrome
do I need to register if I voted in november 2016
I'm PA if that matters
I want to know if I can push this shit out of my mind until this november

Legend of the Galactic Heroes

SHE'S A SEXUAL HARASSER WHO HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST HER

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IT'S NO BIG DEAL GUYS
twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1045126477283565568

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This.

OH FUG

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No it's okay I like pumpkin spice too.

Im really sick of these people.

>60% of college students are now women
can these fucks just stfu already

Jews will never pass up an opportunity to stab goyim in the back

Maybe we just need to admit that we all raped Ford except of course for Bret.

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Ben thinks you’re crazy if you want to investigate PizzaGate. But crazy if you think Russian collusion is bullshit.

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This nigger gets it

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it really isnt, they make it seem like murder

Thanks user, taking one for the team is honorable

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ITS OFFICIAL

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man, imagine sitting there and trying to lie through your teeth remembering the 32nd dude you banged

Just sharing a leaf prediction I capped. I hope Ford does (fake) feint lmao.

I also bet she almost cries (fake) but is strong and powers through, giving the fake news media their optics for "BRAVE woman stands up to rapist!"

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>action
Oh Ben you massive cringelord

Should I tidy tomorrow, or Friday, or wait until the vote?

Or all of the above?

It's so perplexing!!!

I don't think Ford will show up tomorrow.

I do think the SJC vote will happen on Friday.

I also think the full Senate vote happens early next week.

Just trying to figure out when the shills will max out their effort.

They've been boring and spammy today. Cut and paste, cut and paste.

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(You) can check your registration status online. You are almost certainly still registered if you voted two years ago.

If you didn't move or have a change of address you don't need to reregister

The bastard made it impractical to remove the watermarks now.

>ywn have a teenage daughter to redpill who wears sunglasses and Trump shirts

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LMAO
He's a really really bad bluffer.

Oh, you better believe I'm stealing that meme.

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I'M SPARAPETACUS!

retards misunderstanding the purpose of the statement
women suffrage was, is, and always will be a MISTAKE

What time is the hearing tomorrow?

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twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1045159910219141120

ITS REAL

GET READY FOR A CIRCUS

Reminder that pizzagate at its core is truth and the podestas will burn in hell

ok thanks, lou barletta or whoever the fuck has my support :^)

>women are equal
i dont think they would like to be expected to do shit like men are

you haven't heard?

kkeeeeeeeek

if they are allowed to testify during the hearing
Ford's familiy will have to hear about how much of a slut she was in high school

its been reported on shannon breams show too

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youtube.com/watch?v=U3BHK9byals

stop tripfagging for no reason thank you

A hero is someone who does what must be done, and needs no other reason.

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look at avenatti making EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM

GOTTA PAY OFF THOSE MILLIONS IN LEGAL DEBTS OFF SOMEHOW

how dumb is Time?

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Ten.

What even is this fucking world anymore, I'm dying.

Fucking Rapetacus.

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>do I need to register if I voted in november 2016
no you are registered unless you moved since then
if you moved figure it out if you didnt you are fine just show up nov 6

but men and women arent equal? like how clear could nature have been?

#BEGONE

#THOT

>GET READY FOR A CIRCUS
bro this has been a circus ever since ford accused him

F

Boring.

So... fords husband works at the same place as Peter strokz... cousin? Sister?

Real /schizo/ hours

It’s hard for me to believe there’s people out there that think Shapiro ever stopped being never trump or wouldn’t take an opportunity to be a faggot like that

>may
Smells like a trap. What if they are dem-ops, who "recognize" Kava and claim he is indeed a pussy slaying tentacle cock demon?

I don't want to get too excited. This could be a double edged sword.

That's it. I'm coming out to say I was the one who raped Dr. Ford. These other two men are lying!