/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - RIGHT ON TIME EDITION

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=U9DZkj8Rq6g

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>tfw America wakes up in the morning and learns there are literally hundreds of new accusations
>tfw it's all Jow Forums

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>mfw meme magic again
I mean, if the Dems get to make baseless accusations then why not Reps?

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late night /ptg/ is best /ptg/

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I dunno who is baiting who anymore
Posting cheerleader to help you get through your day

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Thank you for baking, fren. It’s nice knowing that we have a reliable, fun baker in case we need one during the circus tomorrow.

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should i go to the trump rally next thursday

I have too much respect for cunts to falsely accuse someone of rape for political purposes

Aboo~

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MAGA

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alright vacation's over lads
prev thread wordcloud

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BRAAAAAAAAP

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I'm only on my 5th college gangrape party and I'm still waiting to get my holes filled. Do I really have to wait for the 10th one to finally get sexually assaulted? This wait time is ridiculous

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Very good

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September 27, 2018

CONFIDENTIAL

Dear Senator Chuck Grassley:

I am writing with information relevant in evaluating the current nominee to the Supreme Court. As a constituent, I expect that you will maintain this as confidential until we have further opportunity to speak.

Judge Brett Kavanaugh physically and sexually assaulted me January 30th 1933.

Judge Kavanaugh Didn't want to kill all the Jews, Only the "Bad" ones .

This occurred at a NSDAP Rally in Germany.

There are several witnesses to this event and they are all ready to come forward.

I believe we need a thorough FBI investigation to get to the bottom of this, and believe the senate vote should be postponed till this happens.

I am available to speak to the senate further if you wish to discuss this event.

In confidence,

Momiji Inubashiri

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NO, I AM RAPETACUS

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i retouched a bit. updated and didn't see it or i'd have waited. my net must be shit right now.

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Who else /tooexcitedtosleep/ here?

user, "listen and believe" only works on Republicans. See Keith Ellison for an example.

>187117767
excited for what?

>Are you a rapist
>Are you sure
>Are you for reals sure
etc

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>men raped ford

or it's a totally different aboo...sleep time maybe...

>Need real judge

boy do we ever

zina using the toilet for #2

HOW MANY HOURS UNTIL THE HEARING?
I CAN TASTE THE STICKY

>.
get that shitty hat outline outta here

I've got 90% of my work done for the day and should have the other 10% done before 0930 EDT. Gonna make popcorn and get comfy

Mix benadryl and a couple shots of bourbon

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OH SHIT
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1045165250889355265

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We're going to have fun tomorrow lads

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I'm working from home tomorrow, so in case OP isn't here, I can bake too.

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zina bash farting

OK, this thing is a little fun.

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Aboovement!

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I'm seriously considering LARPing as an accuser in Avenatti's PMs and sending him a bullshit statement that reads something like "FOUR CHAN WINS LOL" down the first letter of each line. He'll probably eat that shit up.

>bitch voted ones cock titties

I can't wait for a Supreme Court-tier lawyer to begin reaming the poor prosecution

I'm kinda glad I skipped out on my nap today. Otherwise I might be.

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>being impacted by vacations
Christ how terrible

Do it, beat them at their own misinformation game

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who the fuck was talking about pumpkin?

Ok Bros. Need a quick rub down on whats happening. wasnt this guy some gun hating fag? How come dems want him down so bad? And trump want him so much?

It mostly works on Republicans, but the fun part that might make this work is there is an active schism in the Democratic Hierarchy. Ellison was the Bernie-aligned man in the DNC, so some of the Democrats would be willing to jettison him to try to reestablish total control of the DNC.

BREAKING: WaPo releases name of man alleging sexual assault of Kavanaugh's accuser; is said to be media spokesman "John Miller."

Tbf everyone had Kavanaugh's haircut in 1980

>kavanaugh awoo

SCOTUS confirmed!

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GET TO WORK!

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9 accusers, 40 accusations

Agreed

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Literally how do you still have Internet?

>trying to salvage their con job because they can't find an actor to play her
J U S T

Do it mad lad.
Do it for the eternal alliance.

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>rapetacus tomorrow
>mfw everyone starts standing up yelling I RAPED DR FORD

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>kat stay supreme made fren stop
IT KNOWS

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it was for bowsette posting when there were at least 3 others doing it. meh, i only delivar new trump tweets and wordclouds anyway so it's not like my presence was missed. they gotta earn their hotpockets somehow

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The best part about this is Pasta Nigger getting btfo. I can't stand that mongoloid fuck.

>why did you rape her?
>do you enjoy raping women?
>do you still rape women?
>when/why did you stop raping?
>did you rape your wife?

pic
lol

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It'll be around midnight here

NO DRUGS
NO ALCOHOL
NO CIGARETTES

you know you can select the frame when making a gif and then in layers make the tongue behind it invisible

An user was asking if liking pumpkin spice made him some kind of a s o y lad.

>Witnesses
How many times did this bitch get raped lol

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>Gunmommy legs
THE BEST

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Do it.
Don't let your memes be dreams.

to be fair she probably fucked hundreds of men in her time in highschool.
cultofthe1st.blogspot.com/2018/09/why-christine-blasey-fords-high-school_19.html?m=1

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just short of twelve hours from now

>fucked me so hard I lost 40 IQ points

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LOOK AT DIS DUDE

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A Rhode Island man who accused Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexually assaulting his friend apologized on Wednesday and said he “made a mistake.”

The man called Rhode Island Democratic Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse’s office and claimed that Kavanaugh and Mark Judge, a high school friend of Kavanaugh, drunkenly sexually assaulted one of his friends, according to interview transcripts released by the Senate Judiciary Committee.

A committee investigator asked Kavanaugh about the allegation during an interview on Tuesday, which he denied.

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Get comfy, stay comfy
Based wordcloud knows

Its always a goddamn leaf

uhh guys

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>so it's not like my presence was missed.

Those wordclouds are fun desu

Do you have food?

I really like the pumpkin pancakes at IHOP t b h

>Rapist says what?

I will never get tired of this endless chaos.

LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

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hats

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Post yfw the NFA gets overturned

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