/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GET COMFY OR GET OUT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Press Conf @UN 9/26/18
youtu.be/mUBMH74OHtY
>Pres Trump @UNSC on WMDs 9/26/18
youtu.be/Hmou5YIOtmk
>Pres Trump full UNSC Briefing 9/26/18
youtu.be/Gq-0NrFlEGg
>Pres Trump Press Conf before UNSC 9/26/18
youtu.be/VYmivNiDcHI
>Pres Trump w/bff Abe 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?452106-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/Greatest Ally 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?452105-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/UK PM May 9/26/18
youtu.be/eN-RF-BhpbA
>FLotUS Melania @UN on Africa Trip 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?452111-1/
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Virginia Mil Inst 9/26/18
dod.defense.gov/Videos/videoid/628977/
>UNAmb Haley on F&F 9/26/18
youtu.be/G_KPZvCGA9U
>Pres Adv Council on Africa meeting 9/26/18
youtu.be/HyQq_pMj8ok
>HUDSec Sleepy Carson on OANN 9/26/18
youtu.be/NuZwHQ8Y1hY
>AgrSec Perdue on CNBC 9/26/18
youtu.be/oeox4gjgSrI
>FEDChair Powell on raising rates 9/26/18
youtu.be/eAZ_C3MklXE
>VASec Wilkie @Senate on priorities 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?451762-1/
>TSAAdm Pekoske @House on Misconduct 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?451964-1/
>USAFSec Wilson @Natl Press Club 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?451535-1/
>Pentagon Officials @House on Syria 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?452068-1/
>Tech COs @Senate on Privacy 9/26/18
c-span.org/video/?451963-1/
>GOPAd: #IStandWithBrett 9/26/18
youtu.be/MvZW1PIZ7_A

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MAGA

zina bash farting

Africans for Trump

>yep, apparently they have someone on video saying it was them
Who has this video? Tell me more about this.

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zina bash farting

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/ptg/ lives!

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KAVANAUGH WILL NOT BE CONFIRMED

FIRST TO AWOO

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Neat flag

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This thing starts at 10 am right?

AWOO, please!

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stop this fucking stupid meme

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Yes he will

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last one from me tonight
may the shitposting tomorrow be fruitful

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AWOOOOOOOOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=F0nVtYB3pAw

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m-mommy i've been a naught boy

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>ICE doing it's fucking job

>THEY'RE OFF THE CHAIN LITERALLY GENOCIDE REEE

>you will never lick Awoo's bum

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>How to solve the Abortion Issue in 5 seconds
>Planned Parenthood HATES HIM
>find out how by clicking here!

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ZINA

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when is hearing?

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Correct

>meme accusations
Love it

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>sexually supreme fun

nn user

BASH

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Is that rapist gone yet?

Here, take my AWOO.

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Hell ya

>you will never lick Zina Bash's shitty bum

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What's it like to know nothing but losing?

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roger that

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thnks setting alarm now

Wait a minute

Is this whole shitshow the October Surprise?

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10am EST.

What a fucking mess the Demoshits have turned this whole thing into.

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YOU GOT IT!

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trust no one, not even yourself

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MAGA

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Next time there is a liberal confirmation, for any position, we need to set up a “he raped me” accusation. Just flood every nook and cranny of the web with that shit.

Farting memes go the way of shadman.

Any last words, Jow Forums?

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>this is the new statue
What new poem would replace the old "melting pot" concept?

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You fucking Hoggheads are a freaky lot

AS A MATTER OF FACT I D-DO DUNK MY DONUTS IN MY COFFEE, /ptg/
G-GOOD MORNING

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Look at the polls. Lots of winning for the Dems right now

AWOOOOOOMENT

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I'd normally say you're wrong, but those digits cannot lie.

is that a fucking man

>maga available
>comfy Kavanaugh vote
>pumpkin farts

Should i go to sleep to enjoy the happenings early tomorrow?

True conservatives have turned on their own.

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Sexually supreme funpoints

>believe senate need witnesses

>ear amped maga available raped assaulted post happens anymore miss thank

As always, thanks for posting.
>yes, they certainly do

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>republicans have highest generic ballot poll numbers of the entire cycle

maybe the real October surprise is the frens we made along the way

AWOO~

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Brett Kavanaugh will sit on the Supreme Court.

Yeah
>30 Jul 18

Get up early to catch some rats

Please be sure to have a glass of water before the coffee

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You want to set up your niece with an irish guy LARPing as a mexican?

yeah, i'm thinkin he's back

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Make sure to set it a bit early so you can get covfefe and snacks; you're not going to want to get up once the raping starts

CPL raped me

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who Zina? I keep seeing this and related memes but have no clue who she is or where she comes from.
when will you be back tomorrow to do wordclouds? Or can you just teach me how to do it?

I AM RAPETACUS

Comfy /ptg/ is my favorite.

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every fucking time I come here there's some gay shit

fuck you faggots. trump won't save you

i think we got it guys

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TARP!!!

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FARTING

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WHOA DONNA!!!
WHOA!!!!
DONNA NO!!!!
W E W

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>ywn be lying on the ground as Dana looks down upon you and then places her foot ever so daintily upon your face

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>they still call her a "conservative pundit"

In order, promoting:
Atheism
Pedophilia
Democrats
Degeneracy
Degeneracy
Laziness and Gossip

THE TRUE CONSERVATIVES HAVE HAD IT

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Will my new frens have nigger tapes?

Kav's assistant who made ok hand symbol, and like the retards the left are fell for it

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reminder that traps arent gay

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yes he will nigger

and Ginsburg will die and Barrett will get appointed too.

AND Kethledge

faggot.

Pathetic, but still a marketing tactic that will work, since it works in actual marketing too

>believe man

go to bed

we've got 8 hours

Are you still fighting a war?

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>accuser with jewish relatives
wtf does that have anything to do with the story from a normalfag perspective?

Kethledge can legitimately fuck off.

Is DBZ naming the jew or what am I missing here?

>men please
>gun nipples
>frens raping others
>literally party around
>pp mad nigger
>baking stupid
>posting body head
good one

9 and a few fries

thought you lads would like my OC
have fun

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major conflict in the east, but nothing as large as years past.

>voting nominee forward

Donna Brazile is no normal fag