Avenatti does it again

rofl now he is trying to do a dick measuring contest because he just made himself a suspect where do the clintons find these dorks ?

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I want Avenatti to cross examine Brett Kavanaugh for 8 hours. Catch is that he has to use all 8 hours he can't quit 10 minutes in when he realizes how fucking retarded and pathetic he is. 7 hours and 50 minutes of "uhhhhh ummmm errrr" would be great.

let me guess. a period before the @ keeps it from being a whatever that's called. he didn't really send it to trump jic

Why hasn’t this bum been disbarred yet?

The real question is why hasnt Avenatti or any of the other lawyers contacted the local police agencies to file a criminal report against Kavanaugh? Is it because it would be a false police report?

>95% chance Trump doesn't even respond....
Why would he acknowledge a nobody?

This man is so fucking irritating. No wonder his wife filed a restraining order. Dear god i hope he doesnt have kids. What a terrible father figure.

AVENATTI WORKS FOR TRUMP

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No greater insult than to be ignored.

Hey look, it's Pic-Related: The Tweet

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So thirsty for some attention it is beyond pathetic at this point.

Kava naught would eat Creepy Porn Lawyer for lunch. He has a legal mind while CPL is a conman

wow brave

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Oh Michael.

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>cross examine a judge that was top of his class at yale for 8 hours
this faggot wouldn't last 1 hour

I forgot all about this guy already. This has been an insane night.

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It really seems like this guy is fucking obsessed with trump.

It's the only thing in his entire life that ever got him attention.

He is in a perpetual state of butthurt so intense it has rendered him insensible to anything but thoughts of vengeance on Trump.

this retarded Avenatti cunt admitted live on both CNN and MSNBC tonight that his client doesn't know it she was raped by Kavanaugh but wants the FBI to investigate just to be sure.

Fuck him

can avenatti just come forward and say he has a crush on kavanaugh and wants to suck his toes? it's quite obvious

I know a lot of people that slacked off just to get a degree. they all now make six figures and do whatever the fuck they want, more than I will ever make with my biochemistry PhD that I wasted a tenth of my life obtaining. kind of like how Trump is POTUS and this dude is just a creepy porn lawyer, even if he did have the better transcripts

>this embarrassing tweet

what a fucking loser. truly sad.

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>my biochemistry PhD

found your problem.

Of course. They have carefully avoided exposing themselves to criminal liability. Even avenatti's clients statement is carefully worded and suggests proximity but not necessarily culpability. Nearly impossible to conclusively disprove and designed as such.

>a period before the @
nicely spotted. Fuck knows if it's true 'cos twitter perma-locked my account the same day I signed up. ANy twitter users know?

Link cunt. Fuck.

Um, wood

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

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Hrs going to end up like Eminem isn’t he

>wants to be president
>creepy porn lawyer, represents whores and lying thots
>thinks he can win by comparing transcripts, a fucking academic dick measuring contest.
LOL!

This will surely be the end of Trump, right?

Should i drop it on Donald Trump, Probly not!

Only one of them can put negotiated peace with North Korea on their CV

>Two dimensional thinking.
Avenatti said mean things about trump - he must be an enemy.
>Three dimensional thinking.
Avanatti said mean things about trump - he could be putting on an act.
>Four dimensional thinking.
Avanatti said mean things about trump - he must be a ham sandwich.

This.
My graduating class valedictorian is now a divorced mother of two that works at Target.

>youtube.com/watch?v=I8O_C7T5H_s

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this. wtf?

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Why would Trump respond to a literal who?

A period before the @ means it's an actual global message instead of a buried reply.

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in russia this clown would be irradiated by now

I hate this misconception as well.
>be in gymnasium
>get garbage grades
>everyone, even the kids that hate you, openly call you smart or imply you're smart

Meanwhile we had 20 IQ goody two shoes goy girls that got excellent grades. That's because they were good goys. And I was a rebel. I was enlightened by my own intelligence at the time and tipping fedoras on youtube.

who, not that. that is used for objects not people.

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pretty sure getting elected to the office of presidency is the ultimate mic drop

Can you smell that despiration?
This clown does not even know that in this day and age a University degree does not get you a job, but hey he blew Bill Clinton to get his.

One is a Penn grad that is a lawyer for sluts and social rejects
The other is a Penn grad who ran multiple billion dollar companies and is the president of the United States
Definitely a close call!

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