>I know for a fact that he didn't do it. Do you know how? Because I did it.
Plot thickens
> you cant get raped again
One, Two, Gas the Jew
We at full circus now
fucking faggot ass faggot, we have IDs here
Double rape jeopardy
The headline is fake news. It was one man, who was interviewed twice. Journalists don't know how to read.
kek so what happens now
I raped Ford
I had heard it was one man interviewed twice..
Three, four, rape the whores
Page three of the report they interview a second man
The hero Gotham deserves
>I AM SPARTACUS
funf, sechs, alte hex
Pretty much everyone in town raped her except Kavanagh.
Looks like Dems are right on top of this whole "accuse, no evidence, more accusers in the 11th hour" thing.
Trump'd again.
Fucking faggot party.
>GOP countering fake rape victims with fake rapists
lol un fuckin real
>white men forming a brotherhood and protecting one another from thotery
This is the end times for the jew, vaginal or otherwise.
hahahaha
the kike thought this was their ace in the hole after alabama
ohhhh nonononono look at this jude
the kike lawyers can find random jew whores to cry rape, and we can scare up random men to admit to it.
I was raped by Jow Forums - please tell Sen. Camel Harris.
Men understand teamwork and self-sacrifice like no woman ever will.
Pragmatically, this could be use to counter any unsubstantiated claim of sexual assault. Especially when the statute of limitations has passed.
There's no chance of a criminal case, a civil case can't proceed because there's intense disagreement on who did what.. and finally there's no way to verify who's lying.
That's the beauty of all of this made-up bullshit, the counter argument is just made up bullshit.
You got a link to the report?
fall guys obviously. gop playing same games as democrats. made up people on both sides, quite hilarious.
>I know for a fact that he didn't do it. Do you know how? Because I did it.
>And I identify as a woman!
GOP has finally figured out the game they're playing.
I must say I am impressed with McConnel or Trump or whoever is pulling this.
I... raped Ford.
No one on the left is willing to believe that these bitches are lying.. so make up your own lie. BOOM problem solved. I can't believe they pay analysts millions of dollars for this shit. I squeezed out this thought in between taking shots of tequila and crapping my brains out.
I molested Brett in 2014. The world needs to know.
This isn't impressive. It would be impressive if they were able to find children that these women abused 15 hours after the accusations were made. They took far too long to adapt.
They should've been gas-lighting Feinstein and Hirono to begin with.
BREAKING: Dems had no idea about this
The Turtle is turning out to be a legit gangster
Fucking based
next level bants
Dems are so fucking up the creek on this one, I don't see how they can pivot at this point. Them and the media will have to play this down BIGTIME.
No I did. Stop lying nigger
>hold onto accusations for 2 months
>OMG HOW ARE THE REPUBS DOING THIS
leftoids have no shame. they've gone full immoral politics
i heard it was 4 guys, but they only did half an interview each
>How dare you respond to our last minute allegation with a last minute allegation that refutes ours!
This is a stupid fucking game. I hope there's a gas leak at the DNC head quarters so these low functioning retards are finally deprived of their remaining functioning brain cells.
>24 hours before confirmation 5 witnesses come out to say Kavanaugh raped them
this is fine
>12 hours before testimony, 2 people confess to the crime
WTF THIS ISN'T FAIR YOU DIDN'T GIVE US ENOUGH NOTICE
we're going to need a longer rope
Exactly. Dems don't need to be consistent at all though, owning the media as they do.
It shows they don't give a fuck about who really did this to her (if it really happened).
Dems so mad their game is working against them. Wait until the Dems bring out a woman that claims those men assaulted her and not Blasey Ford. Cant wait
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.
also helps that their base is full of low IQ minorities and histrionic females. truth, justice, honesty etc are seemingly only values that white men care about
Not really.
The testimony and Senate voting takes place tomorrow. They have no time to respond and it turns this entire thing into the circus it truly is. I'm going to place a bet that Ford does not testify tomorrow.
Repubs bring out a homosexual man that claims that woman castrated his dog and stole his dildo.
Next witness will admit to having raped kavanaugh
Either way, I'm getting drunk watching the testimony. What time is it happening now?
Seven, eight up the hate
Cool. Let's get these guys under oath so we can get all the facts out. Then they can get arrested for rape instead.
Or you know, a full investigation? Too much shit going on. America is trash right now.
I raped Donald Trump at Brett Kavanaugh's house party in 1982.
It was half a guy but the midget gave 4 interviews
This all such a waste of time before mid terms.
This is why we need to bring back politcal violence.
10 AM so your normal drinking schedule will align perfectly
>beating the dems at their own game while having an actual Spartacus moment
Do you hear that boys? Looks like meme magic is back on the menu.
PRAISE
she was a big slut so there's probably hundreds of guys out there who, in their alcohol clouded memories, think they might have done it.
This is undeniably the best timeline.
beautiful veins
I'd be more impressed if a drone went astray and dropped on Avenatti's head
holy shit that's a real article
>scare
>Hey we'll give you enough money to pay off X and then some if you admit to Y
Sure dude
HAHAHA!!!
OBJECTION!
This is the thread theme now!
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KEK. Get fucked Feinstein.
Why do amerimutts give so much power to roasties?
HOLY
FUCK
I keked so hard
Is this some " I'm Spartacus" type of shit
So it was pretty traumatic but actually? I raped her
>I raped the whore
youtube.com
Feinstine: *Proceeds to pull hair out* "NO NO NO! YOU FLITHY FUCKING GOYIM, YOU WERENT UPPOSED TO BE BRAVE! GUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Booker: *Foams at the mouth, faints*
Muller: *Sweats and goes dry at the mouth*
Eastern? I can't be waking up at 7am PST and drinking. That's fucking rough.
So fake accusations are being countered with fake rapists, and that is real politics.
And the Marxists are butthurt that this dropped right before Ford testifies while conveniently forgetting that (((feinstein))) sat on Ford's testimony for 2 months until the 11th hour before Kavanaugh was to be appointed.
Fucking slimy little cunts. Deserve whatever happens to them. I can't wait to watch their castle crumble.
It just works.
What is this hero's gofundme? Not even kidding.
nine, ten, let's do it again
I raped ford
Another dude sent a letter to some woman. Sorry I'm so vague I can't really remember it well. But it's in the catalogue.
We can go deeper. Lets make up fake school filled with fake students where fake rapes happened on an hourly basis. And the rapes were all perpetrated by democrat senators.
This is going downhill fast for the left. We are going to see a huge chimpout tomorrow in DC. The cops better be prepared.
the best political circus since FDR tried to increase the size of the supreme court in his term
thank the democrats, they really know how to put on a show
This timeline is a fucking TV show
>countering fake rape victims with fake rapists
We've reached peak bantz. It can only be downhill from here.
this. love how the GOP pulled it even more last minute than the Dems did with the original allegations
drinking game anyone?
yes.
yes please
all roasties to be slaves by 2019
so his priest?
I raped her too and came all over her stupid sunglasses
This will be as close as I'll ever get to a Spartacus moment!
Underrated
Why is Kavaunah hanging out with rapists?!?!?! >:^l
a humble suggestion
Fuckin' a, grassley. Didn't know he had it in him.
>in violation of Senate rules
Ford doesn't show up, drink the entire bottle.
now we know why trump said "I think you'll find out that he's not guilty" or something to that affect. he knew this shit was coming all along
>YOU WANT A CIRCUS CIMMIES, WELL GRAB THE PENUTS BECAUSE I BROUGHT A FUCKING ELEPHANT