Can we get a cat thread going?
Can we get a cat thread going?
Blake Williams
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Landon Hughes
>Can we get
What do you mean by "we", Peasant?
Grayson Foster
Yes
John Price
no
Parker Scott
Jonathan Morgan
Carson James
No
Jackson Clark
Daniel Miller
dogs r better
Charles King
Jeremiah Wright
Cooper Morris
Andrew Russell
Reminds of that "Jews dancing on the beach" image.
Juan Brooks
Colton Allen
fuck purring jews
lets get some frogs in here
Liam Ross
No blini
Julian Wilson
Jason Williams
Friendly reminder: cats are the jews of the domesticated animal kingdom
They do nothing useful except being mollycoddled by spineless pussies who never got laid once in their own pathetic life.
Most cat lovers like to think that cats are really smart because they're douchebags, so they apply the Dr. House logic: if it acts like a dick it MUST BE because it's really smart, right? Well, no. Some creatures are like selfish stupid animals because that's all they are. Sadly, cat lovers follow this line of thoughts: douchebaggery = intelligence; loyalty = stupidity. That's why they say cats are intelligent and dogs are stupid.
If lack of trainability or "independence" is an indicator of intelligence, does that make amoebas intelligent? If you think cats are cute, fine. Funny? Maybe. But it's absurd to say cats are smarter or even on par with dogs.
There's one reason why blind people have guide dogs and not guide cats. Dogs can understand complex set of rules, and follow them just like a human. Cats can't do that, but the cat lovers say: "is not that they can't... They just don't want to do it because they're too awesome! derp!!". Enjoy being a walking food dispenser. Its all you'll ever be to a cat.
>inb4 that one faggot starts posting gatfield comics because he thinks the jokes are only for intellectuals
Christopher Carter
inb4 404
Colton Sanders
dogs are the npc's of the animal kingdom
Juan Collins
John Robinson
>Jow Forums - pets and animals
Gabriel Cruz
Cooper Sanders
dogs are smarter and are still cucks. its even worse when you think of it that way. if cats were as smart as dogs, they would be almost scarily human in their personalities.
Jack Carter
Yummy
John Evans
this
Benjamin Long
no, fuck off report these threads
Michael Robinson
tfw Elon Musk still hasn't genetically engineered your catgirlfriend
David Morris
Gavin Wood
Luis Ortiz
It gets politically quickly once people talk about toxoplasmosis ..
William Sanders
Thats a big kitty
Brandon Foster
It's not caturday today, user... Cats are not bathed and ready for their pics yet.
Mason Peterson
Ayden Peterson
I laugh every time I see this
Elijah Evans
Leo Reed
there already is a kot general in /an/
Henry Hill
Colton Cox
Chase Campbell
Lincoln Brown
KO
Mason Sullivan
It’s just a big kitty, boys!
Jack Sanchez
good, the nazi's didnt use cats because cats aren't loyal like dogs
Mason Stewart
Lucas Foster
another person added to the list. there is a reason the phinx was created, god loves cats. and you are now the target of my energy
Camden Green
This my cat Pickle I luv him very much
Landon Butler
very nice. How old is he?
Camden Stewart
Cats are for women and faggots.
Asher Moore
cute, sending love and good fortune your way!
Isaiah Long
dogs are too high maintenance tee-be-aitch
Ryan Rogers
Cats are independent, cunning, intelligent, fast, powerful, and carnivorous. Dogs hunt in packs, like niggers. Most cats will stand and fight on their own. A male lion will take on two rival lions himself or a pack of hyenas to protect his pride. Dogs will always smell like shit unless you bathe them on a weekly basis, whereas cats groom and clean themselves. Every dog owner's house I walked into smelled like a wet dog and there was shedding hair everywhere. Then you'll always have to look at their disgusting dog beds laying in the kitchen covered in hair, mucus, and literal shit. A lot of dog owners are homosexuals and vegans, and they'll feeds their dogs a vegetarian diet. Female dog owners always have sex with their dogs if they're single.
Weak men would rather get a dog than have children with their married wife. Cats will exterminate any rodent or bug in or near your home.
I don't want to hear barkbarkbarkbark at 7am in the fucking morning, because boomers are too lazy to let their fucking obnoxious dogs in.
Oh, and cats are always cuter than dogs even when they get older. Dogs age like milk and they start smelling worse.
Justin Allen
dude I just like cats ok this feels like a personal attack
Grayson Bailey
That's why cats are for women and faggots. They're irresponsible people.
Thomas Flores
Kevin Ramirez
whatever, enjoy your pomeranian
Nicholas Barnes
For you
Ryan Campbell
He's about a year old , this when I got him
Colton Green
Colton Torres
ALSO. Cats are made to kill the shadowspawn creatures. rats, crows, insects etc. they are doing deus vult on a regular basis.
Liam Smith
nice. I thought he was older. Sounds like you're in for a long adventure together. My kitty died of kidney failure when she was 20
Jacob Harris
cracks me up every time
Carson Edwards
>blasting off again.....
Jackson King
Grayson Evans
At least cats bury their poo
Nathaniel Miller
Christopher Phillips
My kitten
Bentley Reyes
RIP
Parker Rodriguez
I call on kek to smite this poster for his arrogance and evil towards nature. (white hats please fuck this guy up)
Brayden Gomez
Easton Foster
Beautiful kitty and cute name.
The pigeon population in Italy is on a rapid decline, because cats are cleaning the streets of those ugly shitting birds.
This made me sick to my stomach. I hope he gets shot.
Amazing
Gavin Richardson