/hue/volution - FUDELIX EDITION - elections 7/Oct

-- NEWS --
ESTABLISHMENT SO DESPERATE, THEY STARTED MAKING UP SHIT ABOUT BOLSONARO - THEY CLAIMED HE THREATENED HIS EX
archive.is/M7aPh


-- PREVIOUSLY --
Adelio Interview
archive.is/2VNnH
Disharge from ICU
archive.li/BYtKH
Discharge by the end of the month:
archive.is/m4ZrA
Old livestream:
youtu.be/1WNwxupnI3k
Procedures undergone:
archive.li/w18iu
archive.is/LCGiE
In the hospital bed:
youtu.be/qROveb3Effk
Stabbing:
youtu.be/Wuo2yzcBdf0


-- BACKGROUND --
Jair Bolsonaro is front-runner for president of Brazil. He is a conservative Christian, former army captain and the only candidate free from involvement in corruption. He's pro-gun legislation and whats the liberalization of the economy with a Chicago boy as minister and to align Brazil to the American foreign policy (fuck Cuba, Venezuela, Palestine and China). He's stable in the Israeli hospital after being stabbed in the guts by a former member of PSOL (Socialism and Liberty Party) and undergoing emergency surgery.

Memes by Bolsonaro:
>Pinochet should have killed more people
>Historical debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone.
>The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves.
>I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it.
>Do you burn the donut? I don't care! Be happy! Hugs for you!

Polls:
Bolsonaro: >30%
Haddad: ~23%

Plans for a new constitution:
archive.li/y5zvD
archive.li/0oTSD

Thread theme:
youtu.be/RB4tN2LnDfI

>English Subtitled videos of his famous memes:
youtu.be/041YPJI5zz8
youtu.be/BFMAKMQ66p0
youtu.be/W7v7s-_6lmE

Bolsonaro's government plan (in English):
pastebin.com/0pPpsJ1H

>US Youtubers about Bolsonaro
youtu.be/DiWL8ulm5o8
youtu.be/oCk9nH8qkss
youtu.be/2qZ4e1qXjnQ

>People shouting after interview with Globo
youtu.be/sjCrx9KR6y8

Pastebin: pastebin.com/DSaNDWj5
Previous thread:

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movimento.lgbt/
exame.abril.com.br/brasil/bolsonaro-cai-dois-pontos-e-haddad-cresce-cinco-diz-genial/
blog.genialinvestimentos.com.br/pesquisa-presidencial-2018/
tse.jus.br/eleicoes/eleicoes-suplementares/consulta-as-pesquisas-registradas
oantagonista.com/brasil/fraude-lulista-denunciada-em-cinco-estados/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-disliked_YouTube_videos
youtube.com/watch?v=JJiLaXw-w1Q
twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1045234892060205056
oantagonista.com/brasil/funcionario-que-vazou-telegrama-sobre-bolsonaro-respondera-processo-disciplinar/
youtube.com/watch?v=Cq5kz2LNjA8
veja.abril.com.br/politica/bolsonaro-nao-vai-participar-de-debate-da-globo-por-recomendacao-medica/
youtube.com/watch?v=Px52qSmdQs8
politica.estadao.com.br/noticias/eleicoes,mourao-diz-que-13-salario-e-jabuticaba-como-arrecadar-12-meses-e-pagar-13,70002521921
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all power to Dilma

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>Bulgaria

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Is this shit botnet? I guess the government already has all my info, but should i use this thing (((they))) are shilling?

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Stop spamming your fucking shills in here 2x a day.

Also, there is only one responsible for making that shit up about him hitting his former wife and that's herself. The source is an official dispatch of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs about how SHE alleged that to get a Danish visa. People against bolso's campaign in Itamaraty just leaked it and you know why? Because, if elected, that imbecile will fuck up decades of Brazilian foreign policy dating back to the military regime. There was a huge fucking progress from being a US bitch to trying to build a policy where Brazil positions itself as a regional super power capable of exercising its hegemony on South America and the West coast of Africa. But entreguistas like that zionist puppet want Brazil to be "aligned with the US and Israel".

Whether the claims of that slut are true or not is irrelevant. That's what she claimed to be given a refugee visa to Denmark and spend the rest of her days riding on some Danish cock. Ironically she succeeded. How else do you think she managed to get the visa in the first place, dum-dum? How does it feel knowing that a divorced whore is able to get away from that shit hole and you'll be forever stuck in it?

movimento.lgbt/
Check this out

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Let us hope Bolso does not turn out to be a fucking kike sucker like Trump.

Lads what if Haddad wins?
The military will intervene wont they? They wont let this happen will they?

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Shoo shoo, Straya cunt.

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>The last few videos Olavo made have all been on the trending page of youtube
What the fuck is going on?

are we really waking up that hard?

Daily reminder Bolsonaro loses to literally everyone on the Segundo Turno :^)

I truly hope so


kek

MUH (((IBOPE))) POLLS

Good thing there'll be none then. ;)

Essa merda sobre ele ameaçar a ex vai custar a eleição independente de ser verdade ou não.
O xuxu nojento vai colocar isso no horário eleitoral dele, pode anotar aí.

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Genial Investimentos confirmed so, you fucking moron. Bolsonaro is done!
exame.abril.com.br/brasil/bolsonaro-cai-dois-pontos-e-haddad-cresce-cinco-diz-genial/

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>o candidado com os eleitores mais convictos de todos caiu 3 pontos
>enquanto o poste subiu 5

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>Look for source
>blog.genialinvestimentos.com.br/pesquisa-presidencial-2018/
>Try clicking link
>Page conveniently doesn't exist
Nice fucking source bro.

IT'S OVER

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lmao

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Sources: Believe me bro, I'm a mathematician

Olá Hillary.

Here is the graph. I'll analyse Bolsonaro numbers only.
Premises
1) Let's consider that Minas Gerais numbers are the same in the first Ibope poll
2) Let's consider the same about previous SP and RJ numbers.
3) The total of electors are approx:
33 millions in São Paulo
15,7 millions in Minas
14,4 millions in Rio
2,7 millions in Espírito Santo
67,6 million voters in total
4) That all register voters will go vote. Ignore absent numbers

In the first poll Bolsonaro had approx. 10 million voters in São Paulo, 5,33 million voters in Rio and 4,55 million voters in Minas. Som SP+RJ+MG = 19,88 million voters. Consider that yesterday Ibope poll said he had 31% of the voters (around 20,4 million), he would have 0,52 million in ES (which I don't think it's that plausible to begin with - Aécio for example won in ES in 1st round of 2014 with almost 700k of voters).

Then the next polls showed that Bolsonaro increased 3% in São Paulo (i.e., around 1 more million of voters) and lost 2% in Rio (i.e., around 288k voters).
By now Bolsonaro won 712k of new voters, right?
But then a wild new Ibope poll appears saying that he lost 2% of Southeast voters - i.e., he lost approx. 1,35 million voters, having now 18,53 million voters.
Therefore for closing the account, Bolsonaro must have lost approx. 2,06 million voters in MG+ES.
According with Ibope, if 1,56 million of those 2,06 voters are from Minas, it means that suddently Bolsonaro lost 10% of his voters there.
In other words, Bolsonaro should have lost around 40% of MG + ES voters for this account to close.

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The south results are even more glaring.

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They "correct" South from previous to last poll (30% to 36%).
I'm just worried with North/Centre-West, though. That fall can mean that Bolso fell in North.

Piá isso é pura invenção. Aqui no sul o Bolsonaro domina, chega a competir diretamente com o Dias que é muito popular aqui no Paraná.

Até o lixo do cangaceiro já falou que o ibope é vendido.

tse.jus.br/eleicoes/eleicoes-suplementares/consulta-as-pesquisas-registradas

Go here and check for poll number BR-06630 (that IBOPE poll). At the end of the page you can see the table with the places where they got their "samples" from. Compare the number of samples they got from MG and SP to literally everything else. They visited ONE fucking city in Acre. The worst thing about this "document" is that they don't even detail the amount of people they interview. There is zero reason to believe these polls.

It depends of the proportion of people who were (((interviewed))). Acre has 0,37% of Brazilian voters, while DF has 1,41. If one people there were interviwed and 4,5 in DF it would be OK in theory.

Nobody is talking about this for some reason:
There are many photos of many "santinhos" throughout all Brazil where is said Lula is the presidential candidate. This can be ELECTORAL FRAUD - which means that if PT wins the election and it is proven that they did that, the elections are cancelled and there will be suplementary elections, like there was in Amazonas last year.
oantagonista.com/brasil/fraude-lulista-denunciada-em-cinco-estados/

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Also i find it absurd how the law states that they have 7 whole days to post the table with the places they sampled. I would bet my left nut they couldn't take more than 15 minutes to make that table and yet it took them days after releasing the results to actually post it.

Watch as they claim it wasn't their fault and """third-parties""" made those.

>Be a randon singer in Brasil
>Make a video full sjw against Bolsonaro
>Receive 1.11 million dislikes

HUES ASSEMBLE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-disliked_YouTube_videos

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What do you think Veja will put on cover this week? Allegations of rape against Bolsonaro? Child molestation?

Holy fuck.

>98.23%

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-disliked_YouTube_videos
You did the wrong way, user...

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I also remember when some "artists" released a pro-abortion video "Meu Corpo Minhas Regras". They got their asses kicked so hard that they had to DELET THAT

nice filename

When you think it can`t be worse, she win the dislike porcentagem.

Inhales... HAHAHAHAHAHA

So when are you guys bringing the monarchy back?

soon.

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Based Olavo! youtube.com/watch?v=JJiLaXw-w1Q

PAU NO CU DOS URSOS

>tfw when you have to hear jokes about ''ending gun control will bring chaos''

twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1045234892060205056

qt

Which one will retroactively investigate anyone who played Tibia and execute them? You cunts absolutely ruined that game and I demand justice!

BOLSONARO 2018

>bring
>implying we don't have chaos already

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welcome to the PSOL academical word, I literally leave the class with disgust every fucking day

Neck up you parrot, let the favela monkeys elect who they want.

Between The ones eith most dislikes

Yeah, sure.

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>he prefers being a commie bitch rather than being a US bitch
>he probably never heard of the Foro de Sao Paulo
>he prefers having his money stolen by the FARC than by Trump

It's not your fault, since you probably do not know Portuguese and only read what Wikipedia and the left-wing media tell you, but yeah, if you knew Portuguese you would understand perfectly well why we are electing Bolsonaro.

Also, you are lying and know nothing.

>The source is an official dispatch of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs about how SHE alleged that to get a Danish visa

SHE didn't allege anything. The guys at Itamarity DID NOT EVEN TALK TO HER. They talked to her Norwegian husband. Furthermore, she herself denied the accusations and her husband denies he said anything about it.

Oh, and the guy who leaked will face a judicial process already, and might be exonerated from his job, which means what he did is really shit, because in order to be exonerated from such jobs here in Brazil your fuck-up has to be a major one.

oantagonista.com/brasil/funcionario-que-vazou-telegrama-sobre-bolsonaro-respondera-processo-disciplinar/

hasn't been fixed yet

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>pic
reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=Cq5kz2LNjA8

KEK

I would let IT BURN.

Let it BURN during four years. Let it burn, burn, burn.

Only a BURN will be able to end the 'Lula is our savior' myth. Truck-drivers should protest until people start dying of hunger, specially in the Northeast. They shouldn't be afraid.

People should go crying in the streets asking for military intervention. ONLY THEN should the army move a finger.

Or we could pull a Getúlio Vargas, coup everything the fuck out, and get popularity after

Thank god!
Cirofags learned to proxy!
Left is not so dumb as I thought.

Ultima online was better anyway

yeah

BOLSONARO WON'T GO TO GLOBO'S DEBATE
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>BOLSONARO WON'T GO TO GLOBO'S DEBATE

veja.abril.com.br/politica/bolsonaro-nao-vai-participar-de-debate-da-globo-por-recomendacao-medica/

1post by this ID
anti-bolso shills
everytime everyday
.
It start to be plausible SAMEFAGGING.

So the highlight will be only Daciolo.
GLÓRIA A DEUSHHH

Going in his state would probably be really good for his campaign but alright i guess, they would just try to take his shit out of context like they always do.

He will change his mind

Debates are gay and he can't freely speak his mind

Mourão could go to the debate

Has there been any candidate campaigning here in the south? Why do they all go to the fucking northeast?
Ciro calls us nazis and never even came here, but expects people to vote for him, same for the others.
Why is the south, which is the second most productive region in the country, completely ignored while the poorest region known for leeching the union gets all the attention?
This makes my blood boil, the sheer hatred these people have for us southerners. We oughta secede just for the sheer negligence towards us.

> do nothing
> win elections anyway

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He already is a kike sucker, he is openly zionist he will transfer the brazilian embassy in Israel to Jerusalem and will apoint a jew as president of the central bank.

because northeast cucks are dumb and change their vote easily, also they have huge ass populations and a large number of senators

Our people are really strange, mostly we have conservative/christian moral views and yet we elect people like Lula and Dilma as presidents.

He should 100% go to the debate against Haddad thou
That will be the debate of the century

Haddad got literally all the media, money and propaganda behind him, if anything, if there is a second round, he will probably be more able to defend himself

I point that out to every fucking retard that is against the end of gun control. O que é um peido pra quem já tá cagado?

This.

>>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-disliked_YouTube_videos

Let's make it to top 10 boys

Really makes you think....

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Reminder that criminals are just waiting for Bolsonaro to allow guns and legally buy one to continue to be legally criminals

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>conservative/christian moral views
>we elect people like Lula and Dilma as presidents.
COMMIES ARE VERY GOOD IN MIXING CHRISTIAN CARITY/HAVE-CARE-FOR-OTHERS IN THEIR 'SOCIAL JUSTICE' DISCOURSE, THUS VOTERS ARE DRIVEN TO ERR.
But in the first chance Commies makes everything possible to destroy the same christianity.

>Reminder that criminals are just waiting for Bolsonaro to allow guns and legally buy one to continue to be legally criminals
ARE you retard? Legal guns are registered.
What kind of criminal would want a registred gun?
Low quality argument, even worse premises.

>Be favelado
>Bike-by steals iphone
>Get shot
>Try robbing store
>Get shot
>try to rape woman
>Get shot
>Try to ignore the bus fare
>Get shot
>picks coin from the ground
>Get shot
>Listen to loud funk
>Get shot
>Decide to try school again
>Bullied dude he used to bully shoot up the school

The price of freedom I am willing to make low IQ pay

t. brainlet

I've just seen in TSE website that Ibope registred a poll in PR state in Sep 21th (probably being released today) and another in MG yesterday.

Correcting: they registred a MG poll in Sept 21 and they also registred another poll yesterday.

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MOURÃO FUCKED UP

ok faggot we all know that. you think the other candidates would do better in this regard?

Sup lads,

What's the daily fake news against Bolsonaro? Something about labour laws and CLT, I heard?

I'm voting for him, dos males ele é o menor

probably posted already 2 days ago, but this is an interesting video

youtube.com/watch?v=Px52qSmdQs8

He only spoke the truth.

You have no power here

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>"I'll leave United States and go work in Brazil. There they have 13th wage, 30 days of vacations, 1/3 of the wage for the vacations, FGTS, maternity leave of 6 months, paternity leave of one week and many, many other benefits" - Nobody.

politica.estadao.com.br/noticias/eleicoes,mourao-diz-que-13-salario-e-jabuticaba-como-arrecadar-12-meses-e-pagar-13,70002521921

He's going to lose votes because of this, retarded. Only gave ammunition to his opponents

No. Fuck off. ALL the reporters will be against it.

He should focus on his TV time. That's what he should do. Maybe send Mourao to debate Haddad.

what did he say?

Ignore shills.