>Be me >On train >Coming back from school >Sit down in a secluded area and kick my feet up >Older Man comes by and sits down, I put my feet down >"Oh don't worry its cool" >He puts his feet up too >seemscool.jpeg >We talk and he seems nice, he's going to see the jays game >The conversations keep dying but he keeps on trying to talk to me >"So user do you model?" >"N-no why?" >"Because you're a good looking guy!" >He's hitting on me >"So user do you have a girlfriend?" >"Naw, girls always piss me off" >"Any boyfriends?" >"No." >"I'm bisexual user" >"Oh haha"
And thats the story of how i became anti-gay how are you pol?
N-no Canada's just going through a phase right now I'm not bragging on an anonymous messaging board
Thomas Diaz
Top kek on this ^^
Kayden Wood
Did you spread anus, as a proper Canuck would do?
Austin Jones
Did you type this from a dialysis machine?
Alexander Turner
How old were you?
Aaron Ramirez
>So user do you have a girlfriend?" >"Naw, girls always piss me off"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jacob Roberts
19
Jeremiah Ross
A dirty benefits cunt I met at church asks me to help him get a job where I work. I can tell right away that him and his little 'friend' are butt plungers. >ok i'll ask my boss >exchange numbers* >he texts me "hey" >i dont reply >next day texts me again >i dont reply >he calls me, inviting me out with him and his 'friend' >no, i cant >a week later, texts me again >i get mad and call him >STOP TEXTING AND CALLING ME, I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR 'FRIEND', DO IT AGAIN AND ILL BLOCK YOUR NUMBER little fag, kept apologising like his scheme was 'found out', even though it was obvious from the start.
Christian Jones
What's with faggots always trying to get straight men?
Oliver Cox
Forbidden fruit
Brody Collins
Only easterner fuckwads try to hit on other guys in public
Most people aren't gay ffs and a normal person would respect that and only try to pick up other men in places where they'd expect people to be gay but the eastfuck has no shame
Aren't all you torontofaggots at least partially gay though?
Cameron Cooper
Im not from toronto
Robert Moore
Basically if he tried this in the west he'd get his head beat and you would too for not standing up for yourself. The absolute state of the eastern bastard
>going to see the jays game At very least somewhere in onfaggotstan
Jaxson Martin
I'm not gonna kick someone's ass on a train with police officers!
Aaron Morales
did you get laid?
Levi Perry
Knowing Canadians you'd probably lick his ass
Noah Martin
Most canadians are pretty cucked
Aaron Robinson
Don't lie, you probably rimmed his asshole and you're making up some bullshit to pretend you're tough on Jow Forums
Ayden Thomas
Why are you hiding your country if you're so tough
Xavier Thomas
I had an abo ask me to suck his dick at the train station once.
I didn't do it because im not gay, yes, but also because if you're good at something never do it for free
Nicholas Taylor
>be me >be new years eve going from a party waiting at a busstop for my ride >a guy comes over >starts talking >come to my afterparty >no im going home >its no problem you can sleep at my place >calls me good looking >say im not gay >not him either, but its new years eve >say no; i find men disgusting >yeah but just for tonight >go fuck off i said no >calls me homophobic >my ride arrives fucking faggot
Sebastian Garcia
>eastfaggots live in such a police state that there's a surveillance pig on the train to watch their every move probably against thought crimes >not going up to the governments fat pet pig and beating his fat useless head in too
Jonathan Lopez
Just you eastern fucks
Well here were westerners not Canadians so youre right
Nathaniel Barnes
Based You live in the country I do with the same faggot rules, get off your high horse
Jaxson Green
Here is what you should have done: >We don't have any openings; I don't really know you or your work ethic and can't vouch for you. Proceed NOT to give the faggot your number. Why did you do this, user?
Gavin Barnes
1. In name only really we might as well be a separate county and really should be one in fact and likely will be one of shit continues 2. The difference is we never voted for any of these rules whereas you eastfucks actually have a say in the elections 3. As far as I and most westerners are concerned you guys are a bunch of foreigner retards in our eyes 4. When you don't need billions a year from is to pay for your pathetic existences then you can talk shit in reverse
Nathaniel Rivera
>West Canada >The most liberal part of Canada Yeah ok
Isaac Flores
>western provinces are the most liberal part How fucking stupid are you?
The only two places that even voted turdope at all were calgaristan and honcouver
Jordan Baker
I want whatever drugs you're on holy shit
Ontfaggotstan is basically the commiefornia of the north for one then there's queerbeck where even the "nationalists" are a bunch of fucking Marxists
Not to mention ontfaggotstan and queerbeck are the welfare queens of the western world
