/ptg/ President Trump General - Agonize Daily Edition

I was raped so bad I told my husband we need to expand the kitchen and add an island countertop

>Talks literally 1 minute about the alleged tit grope
>Talks 10 minutes about her experience in the last month

WE DID IT BROS

WE DID IT

WE

FUCKING

DID IT!!

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I can't tell if that one is sarcastic.

California liberal bitch needs her latte

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KEK

TUCK

YOUR

SECOND

CHIN

IN

>CAFFEINE
hahaha you're so fucking funny. This is literaly snapchat thot behavior

Wait wait wait, I just got in. So she's not even claiming he raped her, just that he tried to have sex with her at a drunken party, then she freaked out and ran away? That's it?

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SHE HAS NO EVIDENCE OTHER THAN HER TEARS

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grassley has awoken

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Ford was coached or she coached herself seeing as she is a psy-professor.

> THAT NORMAL VOICE "THANK YOU"
LOL WHAT A CARTOON

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GET HER A COKE

WHAT'S THE TEAR COUNT!?

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who here

/TWO DOORS/

FUCKING KEK

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>REQUEST FOR CAFFEINE

>COKE OR SOMETHING?

Their salt is the gift that keeps on giving. It gets me up in the morning.

lol now show their post history for more lols

C-C-CAFFEINE PLS!

>>Talks literally 1 minute about the alleged tit grope
>>Talks 10 minutes about her experience in the last month

FUCKING
THIS

brett isn’t going to be able to recover from this

THIS RUINED MY MID MORNING SOILENT

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I NEED A COKE

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My favorite episode

IT WAS REAL IN OUR MINDS, BOYIM

that was actually surprisingly terrible

i thought she would cry harder

her voice seemed forced

>fake outrage to using the word filibustering

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>1 BEER
>TWO TEMRS
>TWO SCOOPS
>TWO JUDGES
>TWO DOORS
>AND A COKE

thats gotta be a troll post

honey have you put the new tile in the bathroom yet? brett kavanaugh touched my boob in 1982

You can find salt locally. This thread is full of it

thrundthru is a known troll, possibly /areguye/

SHE'S A SIPPER

>I feel like I'm being raped myself.
Good. That's awesome.

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Kek

>This is literaly snapchat thot behavior
She's an MKUltra doll loaded with roastie 2018 OS

I REQUEST CAFFEINE!
i need a beer, personally
>tfw have to go out but i don't wanna miss this

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*sips*

I swear to fucking God we're gonna see a 50 shades of grey sales uptick

>14 points

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OH GOD IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

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>Grassley tells a better coffee joke than Ford
embarrassing

On the taxpayer dollar?

Mods=gods

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>She's so happy

L I A R

Never underestimate the stupidity of your fellow man

>LAUGHTER

Fucking yuck

I"M OKAY I GOT THE COFFEE TEEHEE NO TEARS

none. couldn't even muster fake tears. she's so full of shit.

>that absolutely shift in voice
jesus christ her real voice is horrifying

Hahahha and you guys wonder why women don’t don’t report rape

IT BEGINS
HANG ON TO YOUR ASSES

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So for the rest of the day dems will grandstand, and republicans will ask questions and she'll say "I cannot recall"
See ya guys

I sure love coffee

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Grassley's getting sick, what is this?

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I GOT THE COFFEE I'M A BIG STRONG WOMAN TEE HEE WHO'S WITH ME GIRLS

Allegedly
> FORD GOT GROPED BY BRETT.
> NO RAPE HAPPENED.
< SHE WAS SILENT 35 YEARS.
< NOW SHE IS CRYING ABOUT 35 YEAR OLD GROPE IN FRONT OF THE INTERNET

< spend 1 minute telling about the GROPE
< SPENT 10 MINUTES TELLING ABOUT INTERNET REACTION TO HER TESTIMONY

THIS IS SO KEKING BULLSHIT

>OH IM OK I GOT MY COFFEE
this is the best reality tv show

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>boyim
I'm going to steal that

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>you're terrified

oh, but for all the wrong reasons

Oh Grassley, Grassley ,Grassley.

GO, KAVANNAUGH!

Oh I have coffe teehee!

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man her voice is annoying

>i'm terrified
she's now joking with the committee

>I was raped by Judge Kavanaugh
>not really but i was groped
>not really but i need two doors

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THE CRYING FROM LAUGHTER IM DOING RN IS MORE THAN SHE COULD EVER GET OUT

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GOOD

MOOT

0. dry as a bone.

MOOOOOT

>how about a coke
>she gets a coffee
Fucking hell, why is the Senate so fucking shit?

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I LOVE OUR MAGA MEN.

THE FUCK?

WHY THE FUCK IS THE RETARD EVEN TERRIFIED

OF GETTING CAUGHT IN A LIE?

She's already laughing
lmao

West Coast vs. Fly-Over-Country

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That coffee joke was basically rape

what the fuck guys

GO BIG RACH!

I'd buy Trump a Coke.

>YAY I GOT MY COFFEE WE!!1
HAHAHA

yeah this seems like shit

>don't just hear, listen

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wat

SOMEONE SPIKE HER DRINK WITH COVFEFE

COFFEE

I hate the bitch's grating babydoll voice

MOOT!!