Huge happening in Ottawa. Get the fuck in here now!!!!!!!!

What does ottawa university mean by this?

Why would housing prices go up?

Should there be laws to protect the rights and freedoms of men and women who just want to masturbate in a public university.

Are maintenance people really that expensive to clean up shower knuckle children?

Pic related is posted all over ottawa university in Canada's capital I'm afraid we wont be allowed to release our sexual frustration in places that are obviously convenient.

Protect our rights to fap and lock in housing prices so we dont end up homeless due to this.

T. university user.

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This pic must be 10 years old

Don't forget to thank them for Kandahar, and to remind them that they are faggots with no attack helicopters

Only one answer. Enslave all women on campus and assign at least one per male student to act as ball draining semen repositories. Save the drains!

I don't even shower in there, just step in and crank one out, don't even turn on the water

Do any of you understand fluid mechanics?

A single masturbation session, at most, produces 50ml of semen. If done during an 8 minute shower, this will result in 102 gallons of water going down the drain, along with that 50ml of semen. 102 gallons is 386110ml of fluid. Semen, when mixed with water, will just dilute the water.

Think before you post, man.

Bump. Looking to see if they can actually raise our prices because of this.

Do you think it's a certain culture? Race?

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Bump from alberta

This is too comical to be real.

This is nuts.

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Cum on this is getting out of hand

Use to beat off in the showers in the navy.
Those drain babies go straight down.

carleton>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ottawau

imagine being so degenerate that you masturbait in your shower so much, that the drain doesnt work properly, just like my english, fucking pathetic.
absolute state of men
the jews seem to win

Need more ottawa u anons to inspect and validate the showers in each area of res.

but women's hair everywhere is fine??

clearly this is very sexist

Holy FUCK its 2006 again!

Slide thread.

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How can I move to ottawa?