>tfw reading the Bible in an ancient language and discovering they removed the word penis from many verses in English Bibles
Holy shit, gotta cuck your own religion to get that EA pg13 rating lmao. Instead of straight up censoring and distorting the Bible why not just restrict your kids from reading until they're of age?
Tfw reading the Bible in an ancient language and discovering they removed the word penis from many verses in English...
Sebastian Cox
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Jayden Gray
well go ahead and post the juciest ones
don't leave us hanging
Elijah Ortiz
Translated to English.
>You shall not carve a likeness of anyone above earth, on earth, or below earth. You shall not worship them nor their penis for I am a powerful and jealous God and will bring violence to fathers and their sons for three or four generations.
Andrew Ross
It's probably the one with the priest and the alter boy.
Jackson Hill
>nor their penis
What's God's penis like?
Landon Flores
>reading anything but the vulgata
enjoy your jew cuckery
Lincoln Collins
>no penis worship
>I'm jealous
yahweh confirmed dicklet
Isaiah Morris
I am reading from the Vulgate. Other Bibles are censored and jewified kiddie garbage.
Jordan Cook
>three or four
Ehh, I’ll see how I feel
Evan Perry
It seems to me that reading the bible is a pointless endeavor.
>every part of the new testament was written down a hundred years after the death of jesus
>there are thousands of pages of text that used to be in the bible but has been abrogated or otherwise removed over the centuries
>BUT THIS, THIS IS THE REAL WORDS OF GOD!
What a load of shit.
The old testament is irrelevant from a christian perspective because Jesus whole deal was "Fuck that doom and gloom shit, we're going to have a happier religion".
The bible should just be 2 pages of quotes, life advice, or philosophy attributed to Jesus, and that's it, everything else is pointless.