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HER FACE IS MOVING ALL FUCKED UP AND SHIT
Why does it really look like a mask?
Kayden King
Jackson Gomez
Parker Jones
Nicholas Thompson
Blake Smith
Parker Martinez
What is it that you don't want people talking about? Why make this thread and ones like it over and over, and then spam them until people show up?
Lucas Adams
Things aren't as they seem to be
Brandon Phillips
WHAT PART OF THE VIDEO WAS THIS?
Jonathan Powell
Why is it that you seem so worried about this thread? It's almost like you're a heroin junkie and paid shill.
Logan Rodriguez
wut
Jordan Sanders
Levi Thompson
when did the not an argument guy get an eye patch?
Wyatt Moore
What am I supposed to determine from this
Zachary Walker
she's wearing a mask
Aiden Sanchez
underrated
Asher Hernandez
the earth is hollow and amy schumer is a shapeshifting lizard person
Daniel Johnson
The earth isn't hollow.
James Morales
What is the effect supposed to show though? Movement?
Kevin Adams
Owen Brown
Using eularian magnification between 0.6 and 1hz there was clear blood flow in specific areas of her face (lower neck, upper cheeks near the eyes and just underneath the nose) but a total LACK of blood flow around the areas that would be associated with makeup/mask to conceal Amy Schumer's features (fat cheeks, narrow chin, tighter skin on neck etc.)
However, what was found was an air-like substance which correlated strongly with mouth movements when her lips were closed. It seems like she's burped or taken a breath when the masks lips were shut, which resulted in air being distributed throughout the mask in a predictable pattern (the areas of NO blood flow).
It's flat.
Josiah Butler
Using eularian magnification between 0.6 and 1hz there was clear blood flow in specific areas of her face (lower neck, upper cheeks near the eyes and just underneath the nose) but a total LACK of blood flow around the areas that would be associated with makeup/mask to conceal Amy Schumer's features (fat cheeks, narrow chin, tighter skin on neck etc.)
However, what I did find was an air-like substance which correlated strongly with mouth movements when her lips were closed. It seems like she's burped or taken a breath when the masks lips were shut, which resulted in air being distributed throughout the mask in a predictable pattern (the areas of NO blood flow).
INTERESTING RIGHT?
Ian Taylor
I copied your pasta and posted it :)
Tyler Lee
beat me to it ya cheeky bugga
Juan Howard
Hyphenated bitches cannot be trusted.
John Parker
Landon Campbell
why does she wear the mask?
Camden Moore
In the beginning of the clip, you can see on the right side of her chin, moving under the mask....
Jason Sanders
THIS WAS THE FIRST FUCKING THING I SAID WHEN I SAW HER SPEAK THIS MORNING. EVERYTHING LOOKED OFF, HER SKIN, HER MOVEMENTS.
Benjamin Young
Alright I was messing with this in paint.net which does layering and opacity. I'm no pro but I can do that much.
And man that is weird.
I used the same Time Magazine photo of Amy you used and found one of Ford looking straight at the camera and it is kinda freaky.
I mean this is some alien-lizard-people-tinfoil-hat-conspiracy-theory shit but goddamn does that line up or what.
Same.
Fucking.
Nose.
Like down to the pixel. The nostrils line up perfectly and that lines up the eyes, mouth, chin and eyebrows.
Seriously what the fuck.
That cannot possibly be Amy Schumer in disguise because what the fuck.
Ian Cook
Why was Alyssa Milano at the hearing?
Hudson Perry
see
and
Benjamin Fisher
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK
Nathaniel Reed
holy fuck you idiots shes burping with her mouth closed she was drinking a fucking coke idiot
Henry Harris
More people should look at this.
Try it in your favorite photo program. It totally does work. Who has some good facial recognition software?!
Landon Perez
They actually sound similar too.
Listen to some Ford.
Listen to some Amy.
Very similar pitch and pacing. Imagine Amy smoked a full pack of cigs and gargled some bourbon before going in there and I say "plausible".
I'm sure there's software that could be used here.
Dominic Hernandez
Dunno if she's hyphenated or doing the three separate name deal, whichever it is, it's usually an accurate indicator of a potentially Tricky Lady.
Asher Flores
Thomas Davis
That is absolutely Amy Schumer dressed up as an old lady. That wiggy hair, filthy fucken glasses and the bizarre speech...!
Xavier Nguyen
The Schumer family.
James Wilson
I would not rape this bitch with Tryone's dick.
Alexander Jenkins
OOPS, forgot the pic.
Adam Thomas
Hello liberals,
Guess what?? I don't care if Bret grouped this fucking retarded bitch. In fact, I hope that he did and gets away with it.
Because fuck you.
Isaiah Reed
...is Schumer's wife a man???????
Ryder James
Most likely.
Kayden Lee
what kind of woman in her 50s speaks with vocal fry... goddamnit i think i'm falling for this conspiracy. her fucking jowels explode every time she takes a breath!
Jordan Brown
she's balls deep in the kiddie pizza. no joke.
Logan Nelson
There's no fucking way this Dr. Ford is Amy Schumer meme is real, fuck off Jow Forums you're not going to convince me on yet another conspiracy
Xavier Lee
Aiden Roberts
Gavin Edwards
Jacob Rogers
Nathaniel Campbell
Kevin Reyes
>>Being this new. Doesn't understand that we intend to meme it into existence.
...it has begun.
Hudson Rogers
Goddamn, she's looking busted these days.
Why is she even there?
Austin Nelson
BECAUSE HER FRIEND AMY SCHUMER WAS LARPing.
Owen Flores
Stephanie King
Adam Barnes
>we were not allowed
Last I checked, rape was still illegal in the 80's.