/hue/volution - VEJA EDITION

VEJA JUST MADE A BUNCH OF ACCUSATIONS AGAINST BOLSONARO, AND THE WHOLE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS GOING CRAZY, NEXT FEW DAYS WILL BE HELL FOR HIM. WE GOTTA REACT FAST.

BOLSONARO IS FEELING GREAT AND SAYS HE'LL BE RELEASE BY THE END OF THE MONTH, GOD WILLING!
archive.is/m4ZrA

NEW INTERVIEW JUST RELEASED TODAY!
HE ACCUSES THE LEFT OF STOPPING THE INVESTIGATION OF THE STABBER TO STOP HIM FROM WINNING
youtube.com/watch?v=RCepJhUjmJo

BOLSONARO WALKING ON THE HOSPITAL AND JOKING, HE MADE A LIVE STREAM AND CLAIMED THAT LEFTISTS WILL FRAUD THE ELECTIONS
youtu.be/1WNwxupnI3k

LUIZ PHILIPPE, IMPERIAL PRINCE, CONFIRMED THE PLAN TO MAKE A CONSTITUTION THROUGH A REFERENDUM IN HIS FACEBOOK PAGE
epoca.globo.com/as-ideias-do-principe-23079741

BOLSONARO CONFIRMED TO BE STABILIZED IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER BEING STABBED BY A FORMER MEMBER OF PSOL. HE HAD TO MAKE A 2ND SURGERY BUT IS NOW OK

>VIDEO OF THE STABBINGS:
youtu.be/Wuo2yzcBdf0
>Bolsonaro in hospital bed speech subbed
youtu.be/qROveb3Effk

BOLSONARO IS A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN, EX ARMY CAPTAIN, THE ONLY CANDIDATE FREE FROM INVOLVEMENT IN CORRUPTION, PRO-GUN LEGISLATION AND WANTS THE LIBERALIZATION OF THE ECONOMY WITH A CHICAGO BOY AS MINISTER AND TO ALIGN BRAZIL TO THE US FOREIGN POLICY AND FUCK CUBA, VENEZUELA, PALESTINE AND CHINA.

HIS MEME PHRASES ARE:
>Pinochet should have killed more people
>Historical Debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone
>The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves
>I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it

BOLSONARO IS CURRENTLY LEADING ALL POLLS WITH 28% - 33%


THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=rcMkKA4RU7M

>English Subtitled videos of his famous memes:
youtu.be/041YPJI5zz8
youtu.be/BFMAKMQ66p0
youtu.be/W7v7s-_6lmE

BOLSONARO GOVERNMENT PROGRAM IN ENGLISH
pastebin.com/0pPpsJ1H

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Other urls found in this thread:

g1.globo.com/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2016/07/mais-vitimas-denunciam-furto-de-cofre-em-agencia-do-bb-no-rio.html
forum.politz.com.br/index.php?threads/editora-abril-s-a-veja-pediu-desarquivamento-do-processo-familiar-de-bolsonaro-que-corria-em-segredo-de-justica.141/
youtube.com/watch?v=Gbg1u_LXC5g
youtube.com/watch?v=Y-NW9SgpxAY
google.com/search?q=kuruminha&client=firefox-b-ab&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjUgpPPgd3dAhVDkJAKHTOLCKQQ_AUICigB&biw=1768&bih=917
twitter.com/dtfesc/status/1045529813853843457
institutoliberal.org.br/blog/eu-apoiava-amoedo-agora-apoio-bolsonaro/
renovamidia.com.br/cofundador-do-novo-pede-voto-em-jair-bolsonaro/
twitter.com/PatySoelo/status/1044986912560357384
youtu.be/1Pxiuyz8tC4
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

GOAL FOR THIS THREAD:

TO MAKE A MEMEABLE IMAGE REFUTING THE ACCUSATIONS, AND SPREAD IT OVER THE WEB.

REMINDER THE AUTHOR OF THE PROCESS IS, APPARENTLY, BOLSONARO HIMSELF.

REMINDER IT WAS MANY YEARS AGO, AND NOTHING CAME OUT OF IT. NO PRISON, NO PROOF, NOTHING OF THE KIND. IF IT'S SO SERIOUS, WHY ONLY TALK OF IT NOW?

ALSO, REMINDER NOT TO MARRY, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Resumo factual de como, de novo, não é nada

#1
A revista VEJA apresentou hoje uma reportagem na qual relata um processo de 500 páginas em 2006 de disputa de guarda de um filho entre Jair e sua ex-esposa e demandas alimentíceas, que segundo eles, contém incriminações mútuas que fazem(ziam) parte do universo privado do ex-casal.

Atualmente a ex-esposa está fazendo campanha para Bolsonaro e afirmou que "falou em excesso".

A reportagem cita as seguintes informações:

- É citado uma suposta ocultação de patrimônio por parte de Jair Bolsonaro;
- Bolsonaro tinha uma "próspera" condição financeira e na época, com uma renda de cem mil reais;
- Segundo a reportagem, Ana Cristina acusa Bolsonaro de ter furtado um Cofre numa agência do Banco do Brasil;
- Ana Cristina afirmou que Bolsonaro tinha "um comportamento explosivo" e de "desmedida agressividade"

Atualmente separados, Cristina afirma que as acusações que fez contra Jair são fruto de "excesso retóricos". A própria reportagem afirma que não é incomum que em separações litigiosas, marido e mulher troquem acusações infundadas, mas a VEJA afirmou que o "furto do cofre realmente aconteceu". Na época, os advogados alegaram que sua ex-mulher tentou chantageá-lo de todas as maneiras.

O principal fato, além do horrendo jogo político desinformativo que a VEJA vem prestando é que houve uma acusação infundada da ex-esposa, que ela mesmo se recusou a dar qualquer depoimento para a polícia e que a investigação das forças policiais não encontrou absolutamente nada contra Jair Bolsonaro.

- O casamento ocorreu em 1998 e ambos conviveram juntos por 10 anos, Jair já estava a mais de dez anos na política e depois ocorreu o divórcio;
- Provável separação litigiosa. Não há qualquer acusações de agressões físicas;
- Não conseguiram comprovar que Bolsonaro tinha qualquer tipo de patrimônio escondido;
- Não conseguiram comprovar que Bolsonaro recebia qualquer dinheiro extra por mês

Aqui tá o meu gráfico mal feito sobre um dos jornalistas que escreveu a matéria caluniosa. Não sou bom de gráficos.

Vocês que têm computador melhor e mais habilidade fiquem à vontade pra fazer um melhor.

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- Sumiram algumas joias dela e ela "acha que tinha sido Bolsonaro";
- Durante a investigação policial, a ex-esposa não compareceu para prestar depoimento;
- Na própria matéria da VEJA a ex-esposa afirma que "tudo que ela tinha falado era mentira" e disse tudo isso porque sentia "raiva";
- Ela foi embora para Noruega depois do divórcio com o seu novo namorado;

Mas a VEJA não quer noticiar isso. Isso é irrelevante para eles. Querem é noticiar a acusação sem provas da ex-mulher.

Esse é o resumo da história.

Informamos que a fonte que vazou essas informações para a VEJA provavelmente responderá em um grave processo. Litígios familiares são tratados como segredo de Justiça e tais vazamentos configuram crime tipificado no Código Penal

REMINDER ALSO THAT BOLSONARO HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY HATED FOR MANY, MANY YEARS. WHY NOT REVEAL THAT STUFF IN 2016, WHEN HE WAS RISING DURING THE IMPEACHMENT PROTESTS, FOR INSTANCE? WHY WAIT UNTIL NOW?

ALSO, THE COVER IS FOR THE 3RD OCT. EDITION OF VEJA, IN OTHER WORDS, THE LAST ONE BEFORE THE ELECTIONS. THAT IS TO SAY: THIS IS PROBABLY *THE* WORST THING THEY CAN GET, SO IT SEEMS WE ARE FACING OUR TOUGHEST MOMENT. IF WE CAN MANAGE TO GET OUT OF IT UNTARNISHED, THAN THIS IS PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD.

Poste no 55.

Tudo o que fizermos aqui, postem no 55.

La tem mais gente.

Eu nao posso postar muito porque serei banido, visto que estou sem acentos nesta merda de linux.

OUTRA INFORMAÇÃO IMPORTANTE NA FOTO, OLHEM ISSO ANONS

g1.globo.com/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2016/07/mais-vitimas-denunciam-furto-de-cofre-em-agencia-do-bb-no-rio.html

Parte dois da cobertura do Politzer
forum.politz.com.br/index.php?threads/editora-abril-s-a-veja-pediu-desarquivamento-do-processo-familiar-de-bolsonaro-que-corria-em-segredo-de-justica.141/

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>that NOVO in the end
lmao

Also lads, don't forget this:
youtube.com/watch?v=Gbg1u_LXC5g
youtube.com/watch?v=Y-NW9SgpxAY

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O cara do banco era uma porta de ladrão de banco e os filhos da puta da Veja em duas semanas não descobriram?

Bump, we need to compile this into a normie friendly format to spread on WhatsApp now

THE FATE OF YOUR NATION RESTS IN YOUR HANDS, ANONS

ele não é o unico autor do artigo

Foi citado na reportagem, nao?

A teoria da Veja eh que o cara teria trabalhado pro Bolsonaro, roubando o cofre da esposa para o deputado. A Veja diz que ele e o ladrao de bancos sao amigos.

A teoria nossa é que se houve algo ele que roubou e a Veja quis culpar o Bolsonaro com narrativa fake.
Prova de amizade n deram

>600 million reais for this
600 million well spent.

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The media that will define this election will unironicaly be WhatsApp, as cringe as it is. Someone needs to make an image with al this info compiled so we all could share with our friends that are supporters and let them share with more people in an organic ponzi scheme and counter the fuck out of this shit piece.

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Exato. Deviam ter dado.

Meu medo eh estarem escondendo. Ex:

Bolsonaro diz 'nunca vi esse cara'

e depois a VEJA mostra print de conversa dos dois, fotos juntos etc., revelando Bolsonaro como mentiroso.

Acho que pra escapar dessa merda eh preciso uma inteligencia que eu nao sei se o Bolsonaro tem.

É só ele não mentir. Se ele realmente conhece o cara, isso não é prova que eles estavam trabalhando juntos. Nós ja descobrimos que essa matéria toda é mentira, a palavra da Folha não tem mais nenhum poder jurídico.

Alguém faça o favor de repostar as imagens aqui criadas lá no 55. Eles são de maior número.
Estou banido lá por um fodendo typo e estou com uma preguiça infernal de resetar modem.

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"Roberto Lacerda Barricelli
1 h
O processo que a Veja está alardeando estava arquivado e Bolsonaro era o autor, não o réu. Foi desarquivado a pedido da Editora Abril S/A, numa clara tentativa de golpe contra a candidatura de Bolsonaro."

É tão fácil assim desarquivar processo? Será que a Veja molhou a mão de alguém nessa história?

what is the name of this character?
I need to look her up for various reasons.

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>É tão fácil assim desarquivar processo?
$$$$$

tem também OS OUTROS DOIS
Hugo Marques
Thiago Bronzatto.

>Not knowing Kuruminha/BrChan
You must be new to these threads

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oh god there are a lot of mlp versions of her
I'm aborting mission

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o que importa é destruir a credibilidade da foice, coisa que já estamos fazendo
o resto é detalhe e não mentir
não, e acessar processo familiar quando você nã oé uma das partes é ilegal
tem que dar cadeia pra esses cornos

Don't worry, there are many cute irl kuruminhas as well

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this is an obvious gambit by Abril
Either:
a) it works, Haddad gets elected and Abril walks out with 600 million on their account + no reliability for their crimes
or
b) it doesn't, Bolsonaro gets elected but even then he has a hard time proving everything. Abril lets it all fall down on a half a dozen people and feijoada

It's a great deal for Abril, desu. They probably need the money anyways, can't imagine they're doing well on recent times

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they need to pay, these cunts are the enemies of brazil
they can't keep getting away with this

Abril is declaring bankrupcy, their magazines dont sell much anymore and they are firing many employees.
Source: rich jew friendos

Happy to hear, but I'm afraid 600 million is enough to change that

Caralho, puta que pariu, eu estou com muita raiva.

maior numero? só tem mosca lá

>rich jew friendos
ricaços jew, ricaços jew everywhere.

when are the elections when is winrar

this
55 killed itself by excessive moderation (which is not something that any kind of chan should have).
The fact that you were banned for a typo just serves to prove that

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...

9 days from now, Oct 7th.

october 7th, so a bit less than two weeks

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idem, enemies of the people como diz o Trump

bando de arrombados

fuck the lying press

Look at this image Olavo just posted on Facebook.

For non-BRs: It seems that they're planning to infiltrate a march wearing Bolsonaro t-shirts and kill a woman or trans woman in order to incriminate Bolsonaro.

They're getting really desperate. God have mercy on us.

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Being angry won't help, user.
We need thoughts right now: Ideas, memes, counter-memes, anything

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teocracia fasci-sebastianista?
the weirdest boner.jpg

their facebook and twitter are already flooded with #600milhões, we also need to spread shit like in a format accessible to normies, preferably through whatsapp

best case scenario people will wake up with this info on theri phones

Looks fake but it wouldn't surprise me.

#VEJA600MILHOES is trending on Twitter.

we also need good frames:
1 - they were bankrupt, then the joice video so people understand why the lying
2 - they're invading someones privacy and forcing a woman to humiliate herself admiting she lied during divorce procedures: VEJA HATES WOMEN
3 - "this is the best you can do against bolsonaro? then clearly he's honest"

are my bets

Processo normal é até fácil mesmo, é só pedir para consultar e pagar uma taxa. Mas isso é processo de senpaiília, essa merda era para estar em segredo de justiça. Alguém foi comprado.

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>when the bribe becomes a TT
Fucking lol

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We need to emphasize that Bolso STARTED THE LAWSUIT. He is not the accused. Lawfriends should do their best to take a look at the autos too to see if there is anything else hidden in there.

messed up on the right side, whatever

this needs to trend and we need good images explaining it

ESPALHEM SEUS PRETOS
A PROPRIA JUSTICA FALOU Q NAO EH PORRA NENHUMA E QUE SOH VAI TER QUE PAGAR A COMIDA DO MOLEQUE

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how the fuck did you open that?
give link btw

More important is knowing whether the accusations made by the ex-wife were substantiated by anything. We can't allow them to have ANY trump cards in the sleeve.

Posting correct link. I'll delete the wrong one when I can.
twitter.com/dtfesc/status/1045529813853843457

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Demorou mano véio!
better than become (((china))) puppet

Anyone has a paywall-free version of the article?

someone archived it on archive.is

Dude, just disable javascript or stop the page from loading before the paywall warning. It's that easy, monkeys can't code for shit.

looks fake, but they should post it on twitter just in case, preferentially one of his sons saying something like

'Let us hope it's not true! Enough violence already! My God!'

The sons should absolutely post this beforehand.

Bump
I'm not too informed in Brazilian politics, but I've been following the elections, and Bolsonaro seems like a really nice dude.
Godspeed bros, hope everything works out for you

ANONS, REMEMBER THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTERVIEW WITH ADELIO THIS WEEKEND?

IT GOT PROHIBITED BY A JUDGE

WE WERE EXPECTING THE FAKE NEWS TO USE THE INTERVIEW AS A BOMB AGAINST JAIR

IM BETTING THEY WERE GONNA LAUNCH THAT THIS WEEKEND, THEN RELEASE THIS ON NEXT WEEK AS A LAST BLOW, BUT THEY GOT BLOCKED AND GOT DESPERATE AND RELEASED IT TODAY

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They've been sending free magazines for years, just to inflate their circulation numbers.

we're reaching kavanaugh levels of dirty play by the media

what is sextadetremurasdv

Read the whole thing. In terms of really concrete things the whole article is a nothingburger. Worst thing out of it is Bolso supposedly hiding some of his assets in an old election, but even then he didn't hide it like Guilherme Boulos who said he had only a car or something and nobody actually cares about this kind of thing. They have no concrete dirt, only disse-me-disses (and most probably from throwaway comments in some points in the lawsuit).

Not that this isn't dangerous, because they treat as fact and not so subtly imply that he's been getting dirty money.

Right now we can't discard that they aren't bribing someone at Receita Federal to have access to his personal income tax from the last few years. Nothing is safe, nothing is sacred from these people.

My suggestion is that we don't face the implied accusations directly but focus on throwing every dirt we have at them. Make sure everyone sees the Joice Hasselman video, the video where the Piauí Magazine editor says they are consciously pretending to do journalism to get at Bolsonaro.

Eh, I've put it all on a single image. Wasn't my best work, but I hope it's enough
, spread this on twitter

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Use Microsoft edge and it looks more like a pay-"US/mexico border" than an paywall, desu

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...

also this one

Here is something fast and lazy

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Shit, here is the correct version

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ok, but needs more info, like she explicitly denying it

I like this one but take out the word "estabilishment". 90% of huemonkeys don't know what that is. Put "It's EVERYONE IN POWER against Bolsonaro", it sounds better imo

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Show this to your libercuck friends.

institutoliberal.org.br/blog/eu-apoiava-amoedo-agora-apoio-bolsonaro/

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>didn't even bother changing it all up
3/10

Show this to your libercuck friends (2)
The fucking co-founder of NOVO is begging people to vote 17.

renovamidia.com.br/cofundador-do-novo-pede-voto-em-jair-bolsonaro/

Show this to your libercuck friend (3)
What's at stake in this election.

twitter.com/PatySoelo/status/1044986912560357384

The Voice ending today:

youtu.be/1Pxiuyz8tC4

im already seeing some of the stuff we posted here on twitter

good job lads

we might have saved our nation from venezuelization today

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agredia não, ameaçou

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someone needs to make a pretty version on photoshop

im already spreading it

Mais Microsoft Paint às 4 da manhã

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Two processes.

Second one is No 000978388.2008.8.19.0209

e sã otão fdps q lançam de madrugada pra espalhar nos blogs sujos todos antes dele acordar pra responder

>This
Se conheço alguma coisa sobre a merda que tá o sistema judiciário atual, é só soltar um bocado de grana. Eles facilitam muita coisa que em geral você não poderia ou levaria muito tempo pra conseguir

Shit, that kinda sinks the point of the meme

Gente normal não teria acesso a esse tipo de informação. Compraram alguém com acesso liberado no judiciário pra facilitar isso.

The first process is the one about muh threats, this one is the one from the new hit piece

I swear to God, women are pissing me off. Not only do they vote like retards and know less politics than poor uneducated men, now one is risking to tank or hinder our last fucking hope to avoid venezuelozation
Now I understand MGTOW