Be serb

>be serb
>attempt to steal land
>lose war
>repeat

When will serbs stop being bad at wars?

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>be Brazilian
No need for a punchline, really.

never
servs will be servs

What acctualy happened
>be yugoslavia
>one of few acctualy independent countries on earth
>both soviets and amerimutts try to bribe you to thier side
>trade with both but decline all mpolitical allience
>cant do shit because if one attacks you, you will befriend his enemy
>tito dies
>no strong leader to unite all the different nations
>ussr collapses so cia niggers step in to destroy you.
>create radical muslim peace fighter in the name of democracy.
>when you defend your country get called war criminal and carpetbombed by rest of planet
>20 years later same happens with rest of europe

>What actually happened was
oldest Jewish interjection in the book

>tito dies
>no strong leader to unite all the different nations
>enter slobodan
>carries out a political power grab in favor of serbs
>non-serbs don't like the implications
>they want out of yugoslavia aka greater serbia
>they leave and serbs try to beat them into submission
>serbs fail and lose 3 wars at the same time

We've been neighbors for so long, why haven't we had more wars with them?

Serbs are bros. Fuck off.

Serbia communist politicians targeted the nationalist politicians. Nationalists were blamed for anything crooked that took place after they all left. Number one crime they were blamed for was embezzlement.

>in favor of serbs
Tito and Slobodan were communists that were against Serbo-Croatian nationalism.

The day of the rake is coming...leafs will return to their natural function...wiping shit from assholes.

>be Serb
>start three wars in less than a decade
>lose all three of them
>act smug about genociding civilians and celebrate war criminals while acting like you didn't get BTFO hard
Embarrassing, isn't it?

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based

>leafs will return to their natural function...wiping shit from assholes.
The state of Brazil...

>1 post ID serbs
>Tito did nothing wrong.
Guess how I know you're not serb

>lose all three of them
>serbs fail and lose 3 wars at the same time
A Brazilian samefagging as a Serb because his wife's Serbian husband cucked him? Far too common.

god is a serb, fuck off jungle rape baby. There’s nothing wrong with killing muslims and race traitors.

>god is a serb

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When Israel stops being backed by the US

>Tito
>In office
>14 January 1953 – 4 May 1980.

>Slobodan
>In office
>8 May 1989 – 11 January 1991

Go look up the Tito–Šubašić Agreements.
>The Tito–Šubašić Agreements was an attempt by the Western Powers to merge the royal Yugoslav government-in-exile with the Communist-led Partisans who were fighting the Axis occupation of Yugoslavia in the Second World War and were de facto rulers on the liberated territories.

the same way all southern slave owmers were kikes? fuck off with your disinfo bullshit.

Probably when the United Niggers stops fucking with everyone.

You're paranoid, Mutt.

>1 Post ID thinks they knows better
Ok

>There’s nothing wrong with killing muslims and race traitors.
The Bosnian Moslems are more white than the mutt Serbs though. The Serbs were commie shits as well under Tito, so fuck them.

Who gave you the right to write on Jow Forums? You're a genetic failure. 50% Monkey genes + 49% Native American genes + 1% Portuguese genes = Brazilian.

Stay mad monkey

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I have nothing against serbs in particular
Leave other countries in the balkans alone and do your own thing, then everyone else will leave you alone
You don't have enough oil to have america export some freedom to you

he's a croat, I recognize that flag from all the /yugo/ threads

You know shit about Milosevic. He has never said anything Nationalistic in his life, all his speeches were about retarded Socialist brotherhood, even the infamous speech in Kosovo contained nothing Nationalist.
You only believe this because you can't speak Serbian so you believe the lies.
What actually happened is that Serbia was the only people that wanted to keep Yugoslavia together.
Serbia didn't ever send its army into Slovenia when it declared independence, it pulled back.
Serbia didn't send its military into Croatia or Bosnia either. They pulled back immediately and in its entirety.
The only Serbs fighting were those hundreds of thousands of peasants who lived in these places for centuries.
They formed militia and fought against those who ultimately would ethnically cleanse them from Croatia, Kosovo and other places.
If the Serbian army would have invaded they would have hands down crushed all resistance but no one wanted to have this blood on his hands.
Milosevic is widely regarded as traitor to many Nationalists precisely because he didn't send the army to help Serbs while Croatians, Bosniaks and all the others used all kinds of mercenaries and military support from NATO countries against Serbian peasants.
The Israeli guy is fundamentally correct in his assessment. The only thing that is missing is that Yugoslavia only worked because of strict dictatorship. Multiculturalism can't work any other way.

And the so called genocide of Srebrenica is a total fabrication and lie.
Even when you read the official story it is completely retarded and unbelievable.
They say that Serbs put everyone in mass graves, took them out of the graves and reburried them up to 3 times in individual mass graves with as many as one person in the mass grave stretched on an area of 300km in length.
And this area was precisely where the frontline went during the war.
These fuckers just labeled guys who died over the years on the front as victims of Srebrenica.
Hundreds of victims of the genocide were even found to be alive and well in various Western countries after the war.
The only thing that happened is that Muslims didn't want to give up arms after they lost around Srebrenica and tried to break through the blockade during which many of their fighters died.
That's why this so called genocide was only fighting age men while all women and children were transported by Serbs to a territory of their choice, at least those who wanted to leave.
The others who chose to stay still live in peace in Srebrenica to this fucking day.
It's a fake war crime in order vilify us. We know that Europeans hate us, all they do is lie about us and try to invade and murder us again and again throughout history. Fuck them!

this, theres nothing more to add

its the turk loving brazilian croach and his hungolian brother again

dont answer and ignore them

ubi hrvata da turčin nema brata
(kill a croat so that a turk has no brother)

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So much this. This is one of the highest points of being a Serb for me.

>kills archduke and destroys because of this pretty much all of europe
serbien muss sterbien desu

except you serbshits are the turk rape babies and also gypsies

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Why salty, pobratime?

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>ubi hrvata da turčin nema brata
Interesantno.

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