/ourguy/
dead women tell no tales to be believed. just ask Pattons wife. oh wait...
Women are stupid and I dont respect them;
Thats right, I just have sex with them.
He should have believed his wife when she said
>help me I’m dying
>be comedian
>be conehead
>not be Dan Akroyd
We have to respect the wahman
>buy this shirt to support women
are lefties fucking braindead?
Anons with shop skills should be able to exploit this
I hereby identify as a woman. I was at a party 40 years ago with Patton and he was a faggot. Believe me.
Sage.
To think the creator of Happy Merchant is friends with him. No idea how anyone beyond beyond the center could stand this repugnant little shit.
This song is the cause of modern feminism.
he smothered his junkie wife with a yoda pillow because he was tired of her bullshit. he only plays the cuck to avoid prosecution and lure in more victims. that makes him redpilled in my book.
Isn't this guy friends with Jim Goad?
I love fucking women. Does that count as belief?
His wife spoke to me from the grave and said he killed her, I guess I have to believe her.
Women are not saints, people like that guy are idiots
Patton is a dweeb
The type of hapless losers who wants any type of attention they can get. Any type of female acceptance makes them feel useful.
In short. He's a stand up comedian.
even dead ones
*Drug Women
Most modern feminists unironically enjoyed this song when it came out.
>believe women
>believe
he spelled "murder" wrong
Hate your wife enough to overdose her and remarry in 6 months I hope someone tweets that to this soulless troll
Didn't he kill his wife?
someone post leslie jones nudes for shits and giggles
Thanks jew jew. As if we didn’t already know where you stand
This shit is 3rd world shit tier soap opera garbage.
If the anons of Jow Forums don't get that this shit is bad theater then I feel sorry for you mother fuckers.
Wrong board faggot.
Who's this guy? An actor? Looks familiar.
Patton Oswald...a huge faggot whose wife decided to die on him from a brain aneurysm cause she couldn't take how much of a cuck he was.
Incidentally, somebody mocked him about the death of his wife and he went all reddit on twitter. And yes, he is an "actor" who always plays a weak faggot.
He played Spence, the virgin loser in "King of Queens". Never saw him in any other movie or Show.
TWO
WORDS
he was in a couple of movies, he always plays the loser cunt.
He is also a regular on Conan O'potatonigger.
He does a lot of TV work and side roles in movies...he is the quintessential liberal cunt.
Why have we adopted this notion of guilty until proven innocent when it's a male?
Patton raped me
>Checkmate
Self-roping betas get what they deserve.
I'm a woman and Patton Oswalt and his friends gang raped me when we were in 4th grade.
Respek whymin
Wife killer
>honey, I don't feel to good
>I'm sure it's just a flu
>dies
He should have believed his dead wife
>dubs
Must be true. I stand with you, user.
A) Being stupid
B) Addiction to approval from women
Such a simple phrase but it's the truth. Women are pathological liars. They lie more than small children do.
Believe Men
fpbp
underrated
>believe women
>just not all those women who accused bill clinton
Any femanon here who's ready to accuse him of rape?
Funny how he went from making jokes about looking like a lesbian to actually becoming one.
I’m glad he stopped writing for lost
>t. goblin
Every time I see a Patton Oswald thread this sick burn is a must.
H O L Y S M O K E R I N O S
I was looking for that shit, thanks user
"No"
kek. Tweet him that.
No prob user. I was looking for the original but I guess they finally deleted it.
a healthy, sensible adult bringing attention to a unheralded issue
what's the problem?
>a healthy, sensible adult
Look at this doooddeee
LOL no fucking joke...the most incredible burn of a liberal cunt in twatter history.
It is like pouring acid on a bandaid instead of ripping it off.
his wife died kindof mysteriously after writing a book about the ear ons killer too..
fp always bp. Blow that shit up
wtf...please provide details.
Kikearoo doodle doo!!
What is this guys problem?
The wife murdering pedophile. Gtfo faggot.
>Patton, I don’t feel well, Inthink I took to much.
>you’re overreacting dear, have some more pills.
>patton I need another fentanyl refill, and some more of these $700 cans of foix groix pate.
>ok I believe u hunny
God I wish he would make a new video.
I want to know more...what is this suspicious death all about?
Was told by another user that his wife was writing a book about a serial killer?
If a guy runs up and grabs a woman's ass, somehow that makes her a survivor of sexual assault in their eyes.
literally aided in killing his wife... is loved by the left.
Manlets never learn
That one tweet is funnier than Oswald’s entire comedic career combined.
indeed...the fucking guy was ripped a liberal asshole so large that it could take equine cock
tweet it.
isn't he a pedophile?
Didn't he murder his wife?
And a murderer?
I don't get it.
Why is this guy relevant? He only participated in a few 2 and a half men episodes, isn't that it?
>5'3"
I guess when every woman you see if towering over you, it's easier to believe them.
what the fuck is that all about, I am curious!
>she dies while writing a book on a serial killer?
My beans are being refried