*SIP*

*SIP*
AHHHHHHHHH

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>you will never drink Monster on live CSPAN

Just neck myself already

is this for real or shopped?

He made this post

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Ted Cruz complete 180 is now Jow Forums approved, after bending the knee.

Truly magical

There’s no such thing as ‘just a meme’ is there

if only he was drinking a rockstar...

He 100% did this for clout on Jow Forums

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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Hi Ted

Given his twitter feed, I can't rule out Senator Cruz posting via a Chilean proxy.

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It was a diet Dr Pepper

Holy shit Lion Ted actually sips?

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Cruz has made a concerted effort to be more internet savvy after seeing Trump's success

Based Rafael

It was likely because of the delgates meme.

Also because he can be kind of based at times

ahhha kek

No the majority of us oldfags that know what is going to happen aren't duped that easily. Most of what you are seeing is NPC talk.

Who did he murder for that sip?

ahaha I'm forever a CRUZ MISSILE

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Probably just looking at tranny porn like all good right wing conservative Christians do.

kek

Cruz confirmed 3 zoomers standing on each other's shoulders in a tacky suit.

truly the king of cringe

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I'm convinced he actually has Americas best interests behind him. He is a pure senator

we've again memed a new reality

Ted is truly /ourguy/

Redemption arc

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zodiac ahahha

fuck off gay leaf

Kek
What's up with all these republicans being based these days. I swear Jow Forums is a grassroots data mine for the conservative party

You're kidding me

THIS IS TED'S LAST RESORT

SUFFOCAYSHUN
NO BREATHING

We know what porn ted Cruz watches. He accidentally liked a pornhub video on twitter.

He likes pretty vanilla stuff

did he actually drink a monster??? clip please

This is too good to be shopped