*SIP*
AHHHHHHHHH
*SIP*
>you will never drink Monster on live CSPAN
Just neck myself already
is this for real or shopped?
He made this post
Ted Cruz complete 180 is now Jow Forums approved, after bending the knee.
Truly magical
There’s no such thing as ‘just a meme’ is there
if only he was drinking a rockstar...
He 100% did this for clout on Jow Forums
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Hi Ted
Given his twitter feed, I can't rule out Senator Cruz posting via a Chilean proxy.
It was a diet Dr Pepper
Holy shit Lion Ted actually sips?
Cruz has made a concerted effort to be more internet savvy after seeing Trump's success
Based Rafael
It was likely because of the delgates meme.
Also because he can be kind of based at times
ahhha kek
No the majority of us oldfags that know what is going to happen aren't duped that easily. Most of what you are seeing is NPC talk.
Who did he murder for that sip?
ahaha I'm forever a CRUZ MISSILE
Probably just looking at tranny porn like all good right wing conservative Christians do.
kek
Cruz confirmed 3 zoomers standing on each other's shoulders in a tacky suit.
truly the king of cringe
I'm convinced he actually has Americas best interests behind him. He is a pure senator
we've again memed a new reality
Ted is truly /ourguy/
Redemption arc
zodiac ahahha
fuck off gay leaf
Kek
What's up with all these republicans being based these days. I swear Jow Forums is a grassroots data mine for the conservative party
You're kidding me
THIS IS TED'S LAST RESORT
SUFFOCAYSHUN
NO BREATHING
We know what porn ted Cruz watches. He accidentally liked a pornhub video on twitter.
He likes pretty vanilla stuff
did he actually drink a monster??? clip please
This is too good to be shopped