Michael Avenatti claims Julie Swetnick will tell her gang rape story this weekend with a witness to corroborate it

This hairless dickhead looks desperate

You would too if you owed 10mil

I like how he is using rape victims like he's in a trading card game

>you nerds sure are going to be embarrassed when I show up to the tourney this weekend with my raped bitches deck

I saw Brett Kavanaugh at the stroke of midnight and he did present his spectre which tormented me endlessly as it flew around ye room caufing great Mayhem and pinching me very much.

Michael Avenatti sexually assaulted me. Help me make up a story and I'll run with it. I'm a guy btw. Taking one for the team here.

It's going to be fucking ridiculous shit from the summer of 1983, which of course he'll claim has far more possible weekends for Kavanaugh to have raped her. Just absolutely defiled all women in a three-block radius.

It's going to be utter hysteria.

Mark my words, seriously, it will "mysteriously" draw on the calendars that Kavanaugh submitted to Congress. Almost like Avenatti has some friends in high places.

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This whole thing is so many levels of gas lighting

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Michael Avenatti is a giant fag!

checked lmao

who honestly didn't see this coming.

its all theater

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Hurry up and disbar this guy

This madman is going to box himself in to a massive slander suit.

GO FOR IT CREEPY PORN LAWYER! I can't wait until you swallow a gun barrel when Kavanaugh wins a 10 million dollar settlement on top of your 10 million dommar lien.

If? So he and his client don't care about truth or justice? He literally discredited his client in this stupid tweet. What a fucking retard.

Choo Choo Woof Woof

Don't risk "naughty" with the Avenatti!

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It’ll be live on sixty minutes or some shit. “The nation watches..” “Mr Flake what did you think of her testimony” “credible heartbreaking those rape trains.. I cannot vote to confirm.” Republicans really set themselves up for a shitty week after Kav offered them the midterms.

This is a bunch of hocus pocus

>only the most delusional person could give it credence
>Michael Avenatti
checks out

Swetnick is Jewish. Look it up

cernovich must be jealous af of basta man

Checked and here to say I like this guy. He has literally no idea the damage he's doing to Democrats.

Can ye recount where said pinches were placed?

This guy is credible, I don't know what you guys are on but you better be scared. He's coming for you after he's done with the judge. :)

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Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Kav dowg in da muthafucka howsss

Is anyone gonna confront him about the beach week line being pasted in at the last minute because they saw "beach week" on Kavanaugh's calendar? The font doesn't match the rest of the letter.

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I want a 2016 style 2020 DNC primary with 16 nobodies and this guy. I also want him making it to the end and starting a bunch of drama. Like going in to Harris and her orgies or Warren and her native american heritage.

IDGAF. I'm ready to hang all of these fucking traitors on both sides. Anyone who approved of further delay.

>9 9 9

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WHOA HOLD DA PHONE! Kav is gonna take our porn away?

Story after story is going to continue to come forward and now the fbi must investigate them all. You drumpftards have been outplayed

Did he said German Shepherds?
OH BOY
DONT FORGET THE 6 MILLION RAPED BY BRETT CHOO CHOO K

This shit is over. Time to start killing kikes.

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I'm starting to honestly believe Avenatti is actually a Trump supporter playing 1488th-dimensional Risk with the left to make them look as ridiculous as possible

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These basta retard is killing himself and I'm enjoying it.

It's going to be a sworn statement plagiarized from the May 1990 issue of Penthouse Letters.

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I don't believe him... Uh... got a video link?

Can this fucker get shot in the head while flying a plane already

It's a con job. Why didn't Kavanaugh or Graham spell it out like Trump did?
>C.O.N. Its a con

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based rape dogs. I wonder if he also tormented them by locking them in cages with eagles/bears.

He didst vex me with many odd words and such. Surely they were dark temptations of forced intercourse with an unmarried woman, with which many men shall participate in such a gathering.

That cunt avenati has been racing across Europe and the US.
Which is good for us because it is easy to get locations for where he was at what time,

We should play him at his own game we need user to come forward claiming avenati raped them at every race meeting he attended

Let him disprove that shit whilst trying to whore himself out to the media

Seriously this nigger needs to be deplatformed

Checked and keked

Fake.

Post link.

>fagz an ebidenz

>BOOKER: I will not vote on the Kavanaugh nomination until we subpoena the german shepherds
>GRASSLEY: those are dogs not people
>BOOKER: and I am spartacus
>GRASSLEY: .......

>with a witness to corroborate it
instantly more credible than Waynes World's testimony

>with someone else we paid to say "yes"

Mark Judge seems like a target they can take down to get to flip on kavanaugh.

Hmmmm the new police dog tactic has potential you prob wont get repeat offenders if K9 rape is a possible outcome

I'm sure they're working on it.

It's probably not going to be very credible, but it will be convincing enough to gullible women voters to cement a Democratic victory in November. So I'm happy.

>I became addicted to gang rape & can only get off after at least 21 penises in my vagina

Trump just handed the election over to the Dems.
WTF

Fake tweet misinfo

I really, really hate this guy. He is such a huge fucking media whore and really wants to be invited to the politician's club. He's also a scummy lawyer who's basically stealing from his clients by encouraging their inane bullshit.

I just don't even give a fuck anymore. I want it to end.

Avenatti should just air everything out on the Jerry Springer show, where all such fake bullshit belongs.

Maybe his client can strip for the audience during the show.

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>Oh, the ol' rape allegation defense huh? Too bad it's no match for my Teary-Eyed (((White))) Woman. I place her face up in attack mode!

>Outplayed
Oh no, a Bush Era Neocon who Trump isn't particularly enthusiastic about, but who plays well with the middle and whose obvious character assassination will enrage moderates won't make it to the supreme court just before Midterms.
Oh No!

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>Mark my words, seriously, it will "mysteriously" draw on the calendars that Kavanaugh submitted to Congress. Almost like Avenatti has some friends in high places.
Just reiterating: this motherfucker will be using evidence Kavanaugh handed to the Committee. It's not just a hit job, it's a fucking assembly line.

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please tell me someone made copies of those calendars or took a picture

If 21 people fucked her in one night she would have to go to the hospital and a police report would have had to be filed by law.

Of course not. This is all part of the game.

MORE WEIGHT!

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She can't say when or where it happened and she was drugged so she doesn't remember anything other than one of the train yelling "Thank you for organizing our weekly rape train, captain Brett Kavanaugh who lives at 22318 Hippocampus Lane, with the social security number of 329-72-7719. Choo choo!"

Bring it on. It'll be so transparent this guy will be done.

>h-hey guys do what i say or ill unleash the REAL evidence
if this faggot had anything it would be front and center being plastered over every news outlet

Oh no, not porn! Stop the presses!

Just checked his twatter and read the replies. Libtards are fucking GONE. They're legitimately insane. Would you really want a society full of these fucking assholes? You can claim the right can be crazy, but the right doesn't put up crazies as normal, nor do they claim BOT BOT BOT any time somebody disagrees with them. Fuck these losers.

Of course they did. That's why some of those glow-in-the-dark niggers on Twitter have been claiming that JULY FIRST SURE WORKS, BECAUSE, LIKE, IT SAYS THAT BRETT AND SJ AND THE OTHER WOOBLEGOOBLES THAT FORD NAMED WERE THERE, LIKE, REALLY COINCIDENTAL

If they went to the same high school or ran in similar circles, no fucking shit you knew which jocks hung out with each other. It's like saying "Tom, Dick, and Harry" were all there.

>Yes, please admit to the world this woman had sex with minors and failed to report the rape of underage women
This guy fucking mental?

Brianna Wu called him out then deleted the tweet because of the liberal backlash.

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Otice he's going full WHITE MEN feminist faggot. It's only a matter of time before he is accused and can't deny it without being labeled a misogynistic white male.

Can nobody else see the difference? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

I almost hope Barrett never gets nominated, you guys need to chill the fuck out shilling this bitch.

you heard it here first.

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>how dare you

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womp womp

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Maybe he should have brought some facts to the hearing. So far this has been a good old fashion witch hunt.

She's going to have a hard time smiling and laughing as she tells about her fantasies.

If she can distinctly remember Brett and Mark, I expect her to name the other 19 dicks that raped her.

Not really, but it's entirely possible that he did some "opposition research" even before Kavanaugh's testimony. They DID have ten days to do it, after Kavanaugh said he'd been out of town. What's an easier lie than "while on vacation at the beach"on the East Coast?

Well it has the opposite effect of making the milder story look like bullshit like everything else. 6 fbi background checks over 30 years an it missed everyone and now, all of a sudden when hes going to be given the majority 5-4 seat on the supreme vourt, a bunvh of crazy old whores all of a fucking sudden remember " oh thats right he gang raped me when i was 15"

Puhlease this is bullshit and everyone fucking knows it

The new Supreme Court session begins Oct 1st. If they try to sneak anything in without Brett appointed as Justice, there will be fucking war.

Michael Avenatti raped me at an amateur acting class. I had to play Nina and he was the cool photographer from the sitcom Just Shoot Me.

calm down avanetti, if you were actually anywhere near me i would help your mouth find the curb

Jewy mcJew Jew

Blackmail boogaloo

This is actually a really awesome poem.