BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *coughs* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

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>Trump has now determined that he and he alone will be the sole arbiter of whether a woman’s claims of sexual assault and misogyny are credible. Why even have an FBI investigation? I thought it was their job to make this determination. He and Kavanaugh are afraid of the truth.
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 29, 2018

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sure ok buddy

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They're going to need to bring out Obama to ruin this guy publicly to get him to stop sabotaging the Dem brand

Nooooooo! CPL is a gift that keeps giving.

Are we talking about the same client who got sued in 2000 for her own sexual misconduct?

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>I thought it was their job to make this determination
and that proves how much of a moron he is
it's been said a million times during the process: that's not the FBI job either. it's the
> she said
> he said
> they said

This wop is on Trump's payroll 100%. He works 24/7 to undermine the Dems at every turn.

Senate is not taking slip and fall allegations seriously

Micheal "If the wife cries, give her anyone black eye" Avenatti really should calm down before his domestic abusing ass gets roasted publicly.

I thought Kavanaugh's probe DID include his client? Isn't that why we're here?

This guy needs to be jailed. It’s time for gulags

dog bless the user who made that >stripper girlfriend memetext
it forced this fruit cake to show his hand and come out with details that he otherwise would still be holding secret and tweeting how damning they are. "NO NO I DIDN'T GET PRANK HERE SHE IS" He's ruining his own reputation at this point.
2 weeks ago he was just a struggling CPL, now I don't know wtf he is

you guys realize this is a huge fuck up, right? had it been included in the FBI's scope, it would have been investigated and kept confidential to the judiciary committee and not exposed to the public. this is bad because swetnick's story is the most outrageous of them all and should have been the easiest to disprove if it is false

now that it's not going to be investigated, Avenatti has literally no reason to make a big show out of it publicly and expose Kavanaugh as the gang rapist he is. this is not good for your guy

kek
youtube.com/watch?v=X64_wMWfC70

This is why Putin just jails or kills his critics

Man this dude is trying way too hard to turn his 15 minutes into 17.

that was fake news

>No restraining order was issued against Swetnick, as the petition was dismissed shortly after it was filed.

snopes.com/fact-check/julie-swetnick-restraining-order/

>those comments on twitter
>The left still think they have won this.

Bwhahahahahaha

Except CPL has NOTHING, you mongoloid. Unless you're CPL shilling your baldheaded bullshit. In which case, kys.

OMFG, her voice causes the glass in my house to crack when she does that crying rasp bullshit.

swetnick was 19 multiple times to parties with underage boys? never reports rape? did she statutory rape some underage boy. party with predominately school kids between 15-17. ex husband says she is lying and has filed restraining orders on. that witness

Since it was still filed means that it has merit, according to liberal logic

Swetnick is a lunatic who I guarantee has never met Kavanaugh

>No restraining order was issued against Swetnick, as the petition was dismissed shortly after it was filed.
Excuse me, a petition means somebody had been raped in this timeline, haven't you got newest memo, we believe his/her truth rather than this alcoholic skank.

wrong. as long as you pay the filing fee, you can file literally anything with the court.

hi styx

Someone just feed this greasy dago through a wood chipper already.

i been up all night waiting for creepy porn lawyer to drop the goods

my local grainger has those same coffee cups.

thats literally how little I give a shit about this entire thing, kavanaugh will be on the court and leftists will throw a temper tantrum

That's a bit like accusing someone of rape, anyone can do it.

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you don't understand. Swetnick's story is the most scandalous of everything to come out against Kavanaugh so far. if you thought Ford being on the headlines all week was bad, Swetnick's is going to be even worse. Avenatti is going to be making the mainstream media rounds all week spilling the details and moderate voters are going to be glued at the screen in awe at the gang rapes that are alleged.

if it's obviously such a fake story, the FBI would have easily dismissed it as not credible and kept it out of the american public. this is not going to end well for the gang rapist judge

>wasted
your rambling is pathetic though.

My link had nothing to do with a restraining order. It is a new story about a lawsuit and HR action taken against her by her former employer

Another brainlet in front of a camera spouting nonsense.

>this is not going to end well for the gang rapist judge

Its Over, again, this time for real for the 287th time right?

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a restraining order is a civil matter, not criminal. they are completely different processes, dude

It's not good, it's GREAT. It's the most outrageous because it's the most ridiculous - she accuses Kavanaugh of being the mustache twirling leader of The Gang Rape Gang. Avenatti goes to the public with that whopper and all the Dems supporting him will look crazier than the craziest conspiracy theorists on Jow Forums

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trump fascists are about 33% of the nation. you're not the audience with these hearings and news stories, it's the moderate voters. moderate voters are definitely swayed by mainstream media. see: paul manafort jury

Would be funny if true

>the fbi Controls the television
You’re confusing them with the CIA idiot

Even the moderates are gonna hear "When Brett Kavanaugh was 15 years old he was gang raping 20 year old college girls with his roaming band of highly trained high school rapists! I have no corroborating evidence but I swear it's true!" and slowly back out of the room.

She could fry ants on a sidewalk with those coke bottle glasses

the FBI does not disclose details of their investigations, especially criminal conduct like gang rapes, even if they weren't reported to authorities within the statute of limitations. it would have been keep confidential to the judiciary committee. Avenatti is going to keep tabloid news americans gaping at the juicy details all week

>I have no corroborating
how stupid do you think Avenatti is? of course he has corroborating evidence. he BTFO Jow Forums after they claimed they trolled him. the guy is credible and knows how to prove a case.

A lot of those moderates have father, uncles, brothers, sons... and I can't say I've spoken to a statistically significant number of women but, of those I have, ALL of them realize how out of control things have gotten where any man can have his life shattered by a woman, with no evidence at all, making an accusation.

Add to this the fact that the same same people are the ones to empower women to call themselves rape victims if they gave consent at the time and decide to change their minds after the fact FOR ANY REASON.

Not as stupid as you but it's close.

>facts

It's time to live in reality. You do not understand what or who you are dealing with. No amount of evidence or proof is ever going to exonerate Kavanaugh in the eyes of the people who already think he is guilty and he will be portrayed as a rapist by all cultural institutions forever regardless of what transpires.

If he gets confirmed that is simply evidence of corruption to anyone who matter. You do realize that even if he gets confirmed this whole shitshow is still a loss right? That this thing is the new normal and people like Kavanaugh won't even toss their name in the ring to be considered in the future?

If the GOP et al aren't capable of making the people responsible for this suffer worse public indignity which will stick to them in perpetuity this is a loss. Their strategy includes the occasional political loss. Two steps forward, one step back. Unless you can force them back three steps for every time they pull a stunt like this then you are losing.

>and I can't say I've spoken to a statistically significant number of women
KEK of course you haven't, you incel. do tell, what does your own mom think of your misogynist tendencies?

#themtoo

that's why the fbi just released a statement saying her claims were "uncredible" and they weren't gonna investigate it. you fuckin loser, look at your line breaks lol

Ford forgot to file anything

Can someone prank him again and make him even more of a laughing stock?

it doesn't matter if Avenatti's claims are fake news. the federal authorities to make that determination is the FBI, so if they're not investigating it, they can't determine them as fake. Avenatti is going to be going on every morning news show saying Kavanaugh was at gang raping parties and giving reporters a handful of tips for them to do the rest of the work. this is going to be bad

THE FACTS DEWDS

And Kavanaugh can sue him for slander.

OH NONONONO

>of those I have, ALL of them realize how out of control things have gotten
But what will they actually do about it? Feminists have never been more than 20% of the female population (usually less) and only a small minority of self-identifying feminists are actually radical feminists, and some fraction of them are so far out on the fringe they are politically useless. So it's like 2% of women speaking for the rest of them, forcefully.

What exactly are all of these people going to do that they haven't been doing for decades already? Vote GOP? The GOP serves this cohort of biglaw JAPs and will absolutely side against any cohort of women who stands against them. Trump himself said Ford's testimony was credible.

Maybe actually start treating these people for what they are. Normalfags don't have to be redpilled on the "Left" being unhinged. They have to be redpilled on these people being their enemy.

>the federal authorities to make that determination is the FBI
That isn't actually how this works at all.

He can't sue the media for that though and that is the party he'd be in contention with.

She is one of them, for sure. But I have a wife, twin daughters, and several female friends (mostly wives/gf's of my longtime friends).

I'm no incel... but I'm nothing else anyone would claim to be, either. I'm an oldfag... married 26 years, getting resady for my first post-50 colonoscopy. :P

>>Trump has now determined that he and he alone will be the sole arbiter of whether a woman’s claims of sexual assault and misogyny are credible.

Projection.

>Why even have an FBI investigation?

slippery slope fallacy?

>I thought it was their job to make this determination.

I think lawyer man is still projecting his beliefs about someone elses beliefs, as if they were facts or something.... hence my statement earlier, regarding projection.

>He and Kavanaugh are afraid of the truth.

That the dems are desperately stalling for time; and inventing infinite accusations from shitty crisis actors is their tactic of desperation?

because THAT is pretty apparent.

Is the public even taking the rape train hyperbole seriously? Are even the liberals?

Guess the top universities will start teaching how to win millions off the government by alleging rape.

Sure, bring it on. #basta

Truth and facts don't matter to libs. They accept what fits their narrative. So, of course they're buying it even if they have to pretend hard enough to convince themselves.

Can someone bring me up to speed?

Why is Avenatti saying this a bad thing for Democrats?

you have to be an incel not to. have you not seen all of Kavanaugh's elite prep school and college mates come out to call him a liar and describe the heavy drinking culture he was a part of? Avenatti found other witnesses to back up Swetnick's claims. the news reporters are going to find even more

Post your face when he starts sabotaging the other accusers

that pic never gets old
it almost makes my dick hard

>people like Kavanaugh won't even toss their name in the ring
We don't want any weak dick persons stepping up user. This is nothing new.

if they had facts wouldn't they have presented them before congress?

how? Avenatti is a hero to anyone remotely left wing. the only ones who keep a distance are the elite Democratic representatives

Fake news.

Avenatti does not need the FBI to make any of that public if it were true... or even if it existed. This wasn't about truth. It was about delay. Avenatti included.

If this is about truth, they would have dealt with local police, those with jurisdiction, in the last week or so. None of them have.

If it is about truth, even if Kav is confirmed, they can pursue an investigation and impeach him if they find anything worthwhile that can be corroborated. But it isn't so that's not going to happen.

Notice that the all the Dems were asking how Dr Ford "felt" and how courageous she was. They only touched on the fact that she knew it was Kavanaugh. That was the only evidence they wanted to present.

>Avenatti found other witnesses to back up Swetnick's claims.
Source?

Oh jeez I forgot all about this guy. What’s he got going on?

key words: would have. the judiciary chairman R grassley gets to choose what and what does not get presented to congress.

CREEPY
PORN
LAWYER

>take the facts

Coming from the pasta nigger who followed up on a stripper and Jow Forums user's false sexual assault claims.

I'm willing to accept that something happened to Ford and he's mandela'd Kav's face into her memory. She's been used. There are a team of people all telling her how wonderful she is for doing what she's done to the point where, even if it's in her own head that she's made a mistake, there's no way in hell she'd say so. She'd be hated by everyone who believed her and everyone who supported Kav for putting us all through it.

This whole thing is just a delaying tactic...

Basically, a pseudo-fillibuster, but it's sound and fury, signifying nothing.

However, all of that noise and lies they are screaming at the top of their lungs COULD be used against them.

Kavanaugh's gang rapes and sexual assaults are past the statute of limitations. Avenatti has the juicy details and is free to expose them to the public if the judiciary committee won't accept them.

Creepy porn stuff.

its not even a real trial though. its literally just a battle of opinions and emotions

BLEEV THE VICTUMS!!!!!

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>expose Kavanaugh as the gang rapist he is
Oh? Did he rape you too, faggot? You sure seem sure you know what you're talking about so I can only assume you got a load straight from Kavanaugh inside so.

It’s so weird how hundreds of us came to that same conclusion. But realistically how could you make that work? Maybe when you’re a billionaire you can play dangerous games like that but I’m not so sure.

>past the statute of limitations
wrong. look into the local laws, newfriend

No they're not. There is no SOL on rape in MD.

And even if they were passed the SOL's, it woudln't be about putting Kav in prison. It would be about impeaching him.

"I totally saw the whole thing!"

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>stupid goys, up is down. And when we’re all going up we’re actually going down

Why aren't we memeing into the public view his abuse of his wife? Avenatti is a woman abuser. There is so much fucking dirt on him.

I think she knows it bs. She's on on the whole thing. If anything- a guy tried to clumsily make a move on her. That's according to her story.

>knows how to prove a case
By doing what exactly?

dance more faggot

>He can't sue the media for that though and that is the party he'd be in contention with.
He can absolutely sue the media for slander, and if the media can't prove their accusations are correct he could absolutely win

Honestly this guy is just embarrassing at this point. The fact that his accusations are of a massive gang rape circle during this clown show, and nobody seems to give a shit is hilarious.