Fuck this meme country

There is no redeeming quality about this hyped up shithole. Every aspect of life here seems forced or just straight up fake - your mates would throw you under the bus if it meant saving their own arse, and everyone else you meet is a superficial socialist hypocrite looking to use you for their own gain. Our uncertain national identity means collective obsession with proxy as a means of boosting our national self esteem (i.e. sports and All Blacks). The women are the ugliest yet more promiscuous anywhere in the Anglosphere.

The lack of any sort of right wing outside of literal cuckservatives means that we've somehow managed to elect a Prime Minister that's even worse than Trudeau, whose glaring and obnoxious faults are completely ignored by the communist media because she happens to be a woman, and the populace here are soo pathetically inbred that they can't see through it. Petrol prices are soon to reach $2.50 per litre, and NZ made products are sold cheaper overseas than in their home market. The wages for all industries are pathetically low relative to the rest of the Anglosphere, leading to a braindrain of young whites moving to Australia.

Meanwhile the Chinese are taking over all aspects of life, leading to house prices even higher than LA or London, and Mandarin being more common than English in both radio, billboards and public life in Auckland. To top it all off, the backwards cannibalistic native indigenous culture is not only being funded and maintained by the government alongside ridiculous LGBT initiatives, it is even promoted by society as superior to Anglo culture.

This really is just a 3rd world country except inhabited mostly by white people, of which we will become a minority in less than 3 decades.

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Sounds like you need to move out of the city

Ye Australia sucks mate

Grow a fucking sack ausbro, you sound like a leaf right now.

There are now more chinks than maoris in NZ, jesus christ

Plenty of places in New Zealand where none of what you're describing is an issue.

fuck off chang

Aussie females are cute tho. I met a couple in LA

fuck off chang

100% truth

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You can flush your TP. Objectively that means your standard of living is higher than USA

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From what I understand New Zealand is a beautiful country.

what do you mean
the lord of the rings LITERALLY happened there
how could you have no culture?

Petrol prices suck everywhere. South island is better that the north. Auckland is a multicultural hellhole

actually though, i feel really bad for you bro
any chance for you guys to do anything?
how redpilled are your fellow (white) countrymen?
also a reminder that the 'natives' literally arent natives

3.78L x $2.50 = LOL

I was driving a 7.5L Buick when I was 17....would have cost $250 to fill the 27 gallon tank with cuck prices

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I'm moving to nz after Christmas. What city is the best for night life

>Meme country
We aren't even relevant enough to be a meme.

>You can flush your TP
I thought only shitty Balkan countries couldn't do that?

Tell us how ya really feel, what I'd do is join in on those ya hate and sabotage as much as possible until they catch ya

NZ having no culture is a shitty meme for people from lowly families

We're trying to give me a blackpill bc you did.

You have a culture, but it is far removed from typical European people(s) culture.

Loved Australia back in the day. Mad Max. Road Warrior etc. I realize today they are left of our faggot culture.

Kind of. Our creative/evolving culture has branched off significantly but traditional English culture is still preserved.

Just spitballing is there a good place for a white ethnostate?

I am starting a political party The New Zealand Restoration Party.

Already have a few millionaire backers if it gets any legs. I'm just not the leader type.

We all ready have white-only communities but afaik none of them have any ambition of becoming independent states.

Isn't like 20% of your meme country slant eyes now you gas huffing caveman?

Please join me at the next decolonization meeting held at Massey University. Be the change. Be Treaty Led.

You make some nice wines tho cuz

Greece doesn't either. They put shit tissues in a bin next to the toilet.

what the fuck

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He's talking about New Zealand, amerimutt.

Hahahahaha

I mean it's bad mate but don't pretend it's better elsewhere. America has it's problems like healthcare and niggers. Australia also has it's fair share of cuckservative or lefty faggots.

Yes, we do this too.

Also I would leave here if they didn't shackle me with student loans though. Not gonna pretend like Australia doesn't pay more for my skill set.

>any chance for you guys to do anything?
Our isolation, small population size and conforming populace means that we've never had any nationalistic movement in this country's history. As we don't have the precedent for it unlike the rest of the Anglosphere, actually trying to fight the status quo would be a monumental task.
Besides, going against the cult of people that refuse to criticize this country will immediately ostracize you from your mates and colleagues. To the rest of the people here, all they care about is fake, proxy shit like "ohh mate but nz is godsown/zone bruv. its quiet and peaceful and theres no ebul gunz like silly america. fuck trump xD, jacinda sure showed her in the UN! wanna watch the chiefs vs the hurricanes later?"

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Where in the US doesn't have functional plumbing?

JACINTA

basically being 'kind' by being pathetic and weak

It's functional, don't get me wrong, it just can't handle paper.

Lol, Australia is kinda a funny place. No GDP to throw weight around, no international business to pursue, the aussies literally became an economic island. Like goldfish in a bowl waiting to be fed by their masters.

where do you live brother?

Hope you can turn it around. The few Zealanders I've known were cool people. And we named you so it's like your our child, somewhat.

This fuel tax thing is beyond fucked if you live even somewhat rural. I believe it might just be a means to further cuck Aucklanders by controlling where they can afford to go during their average work week.

They never left their prison, user

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Where do you live?

Shitty name, what's your objectives?

I'm moving to Southland seems pretty good so far. Last time I was in Auckland was like walking around in Ching Chong town Christ it's bad there. Our PM is the worst in our history but the media fucking love her. Her extreme idealism is way out of touch with reality.

North and South islands join the Australian Commonwealth as separate states.

What do you say?

yes, its the most hamfisted and clumsy way possible to try and discourage us to use their cucked and shitty public transport system

at least fuel is always around 35c/L cheaper in the manawatu than in Wellington

Auckland brother, but i am originally from the coast so i can see the truth in OPs words

Just left Wellington. Was like a a multicultural human Zoo. Back down south is were it's at. Too cold for all the new entrys

Visited Auckland for the first time in ages. Holy fucking shit it was depressing. How do you manage?

Anglo New Zealanders have zero culture of their own besides being wannabe Brits and counterfeit Australians. Even Anglo Canadians who have nothing next to their name besides Tim Hortons are less pathetic and uncultured than they are

Is this why their so good at shitposting, they have nothing to lose?

Wow, how the fuck do you guys even cope. Are you even allowed cars or is that considered bourgeoisie?

they have culture! Every culture except NZ/european culture

you forgot about how we have to pay millions of dollars to pedo land hollywood so tom cruise can fly his helicopter and do spins and feel like a man. fucking hundreds of millions of dollars in subsidies so hollywood can film their shitty fucking movies here.

Yo same here bro. Live out by Orewa ways. Lovely place but fucking expensive and can be boring.

>Place I work at is getting a lot of resumes for people looking for jobs over summer
>If you arrange all the resumes by name in alphabetical order it looks like the Mumbai phone book
I want them all out

Over a million New Zealanders don't live in New Zealand for a reason.

What state?

What kinda work m8?

Im thinking Invercargill will do me fine. Pretty good little town I reckon. Maybe pick up a small lifestyle block or something.

I'm a chef.

Oof. That's why. I don't envy you, you deal with a whole lot of poos and poor pay if you don't work in high end CBD restaurants. Been there done that and gtfo'd. If you love it good on you though.

lol have fun in the bread lines dude

Some suburbs in QLD have both English and Chinese written under each other everywhere.

I enjoy it and the pay is pretty alright, certainly enough to get by.
This normally happens every year, except so far this year I've seen about 20 resumes from people and only 4 of them don't have Indian/Asian sounding names.

Queenstown by far

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Jacindaaaaa

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Most of what you say is true, but you failed to mention that the country was lead by a literal jew for 9 years that presided over a massive influx of chinks and poos that fucked over house prices.