Millennials are now over 30 years old

29yo millennial here. the moment you truly realize you're old is when women your own age are no longer attractive.

Just turned 30.
Girlfriend of 7 years
Net worth of ~1.3

I live in my.mom's basement i'm 34, been like this for 4 years

Snarky one you are.

It's not a meme if your goal all along was to get a cushy easy government job. The government never goes out of business. So while the average person has to be on a 2 year rotating workplace, if the government needs to pay you well it can always come up with the money.

>wrong
>find better people to associate with
29 is just where life choices beyond age have started to impact attractiveness.
29 is also where success begins to supplant attractiveness.

37 year old boomer here....

$300k house
Loyal QT Ukrainian waifu
3 Blonde haired blue eyed hitlerjügen for kids
Combined gross income over $250k yr
Involved in civic organizations to subtly redpill people
Spend 8 hrs a day pushing numbers around a spreadsheet and telling pajeetas what to do.
Only mortgage debt

Yeah we totally fucked.

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>gonna be 32 in a week
>Married
>2 kids, another due in December
>2 shitty cars
>No college debt
>Owe 95k on our 500k house is only debt
Not bad I guess

>The majority of researchers and demographers start the generation in the early 1980s

>A 2018 report from Pew Research Center defines Millennials as born from 1981 to 1996

> United States Census Bureau defines the millennial generation as those born from 1982–2000.[35] Goldman Sachs,[36] Resolution Foundation,[37][38] all use 1980–2000. SYZYGY, a digital service agency partially owned by WPP, uses 1981–1998,[39][40]. The Asia Business Unit of Corporate Directions, Inc describes Millennials as born between 1981-2000,[41] The United States Chamber of Commerce uses 1980-1999[42]. The Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary describes Millennials as those born roughly between the 1980s and 1990s.[43]

>A 2013 Time magazine cover story used 1980 or 1981 as start dates.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials#Date_and_age_range_definitions

etc.

$1.30 isn't a lot user

Imagine being this fucking stupid and closed minded that you literally expect your kids to go to college like you and be in debt. You stuck in your sandbox bro?

33
2 kids
Didn’t finish college
$300k/yr
$200k in 401k
Less than $60k left on mortgage

Feels good man.

Yah - your cool until she finds that dindu cock and takes all your shit.

>A 2018 report from Pew Research Center defines Millennials as born from 1981 to 1996
And someone born in 1996 is only 22.

some people got decent jobs, most people I know are destined for Walmart or Amazon slave jobs someday. lots of people are useless and getting more useless each day. personally make about 80k self employed
b. 1983

31 year old gloomer here
I work distributing pollution here among the rivers so that the "Industrial china" look can be maintained.
I should of went to community college to get my pollution distribution qualifications rather than studying finance.

I subtly black pill people in taiwan so they will jump in front of trains rather than emigrate to the west.

What do you do for work user?

>>Millennials are now over 30 years old

Umm... No sweetie. I'm a 24-year-old millennial born in 1993.

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That's only in regards to attracting used up roasties.
No woman ever chooses the moderately financially successful ugly guy until she starts thinking she needs to settle down, which is about 100 dicks into the carousel.

the oldest millenials are like 36/37 right now by the actual definition you stupid nigger kike spic subhuman

>Implying I'm not the wife

>this desperate to get D&C labeling correct
30 year old boomer identified

you ever heard of government shutdown? mandatory furlough? Trump? If I were a government employee I would be looking for employment elsewhere ASAP

>millenials = 1981 to 1996
>15 years between
>"1996 = 22 years"
>1981 = 37 years
>"millenials not over 30"
>leaf mafs

Yeah you tell them!

You know the rules, Tits or GTFO

Hahahahahah goteeem

Based.

The statement "millennial are now over 30" is false and should really read as, "some millennial are now over 30" if you want to be more truthful. Don't be mad some of us are still in our 20s.

Age 31
divorced
no kids
no pets
rent
No college debt
60k/yr

This is fine

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>t. 28 year old boomer

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Advertisers are sleeping on Jow Forums. The average user is in the 97th percentile for income within a year or two going to college, typically even higher for those who didn't go. Why waste time trying to sell to paupers in Tatler and Forbes when you could replace the porn ads here.

I've been through government shutdowns. It's never affected government jobs. It's more about making a statement than actually getting something done.

>shhh dont tell anyone
99% still get paid during a shutdown...

22 and somehow managed to get a tech job that I will be starting in october. 65k yr goes up 15% a year. was planning my suicide 3 years ago and felt directionless in life. gf has one more year of school and then we're going to start a family. We're all gonna make it guys.

You can fuck asians roasties all day until you die, no shame in that

College is the least of your worries.

Psssht get on my level user

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Boomers are fucked, and they have retirement money and kids to "care" for them.
Millennials are fucked, they don't have homes, barely scrape by, don't have kids and are unlikely to make kids.

>$400 in the account before wire transfer
>appears to be business checking account, indicating tiny margin for error if millions of dollars are consistently being moved around

What the fuck is with that account, user?

I have a 25 year old qt gf hence the divorce

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Use your 20s to be better, don't waste it shit posting

Because Jow Forums kikes aren't in need of shekels this is a government funded operation the ads are part of the psyop

I'm about to turn 30 and all of the 29 year old women I know are turning 30; don't do drugs kids

I never owned one of those, but my sister did... she had a full box of vhs porn tapes. Degenerate bitch didn't let me fuck her

going into my copypasta collection

thesun.co.uk/fabulous/7359264/reality-of-being-asexual/

not fucked by anyone..

congrats user, congrats

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Right, some dates count up to the year 2000 for Millenials. A Millenial born November 2000 is still 17.

>posting bank account on Jow Forums
why

Sometimes you just have to shoop your poop into a diamond and show the world how beautifully you polished your turd.

that's a fuckin nice VCR

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34 year old boomer reporting in
>high school dropout
>no GED
>working at Walmart since 2006
>no vehicle
>no other place will be able to match my wages
>too old to start from the absolute bottom

Hopefully sugar-candy mountain is a nice place to go upon my inevitable passing in a decade

pretty nice VHS player

fpbp

Most things you learn in college you can learn for free online then gain work experience. Experience has more value than a degree. Some careers a degree is needed but most people get dumb degrees.

32 year old millenial. Wife. Daughter. Bring in over 175k. No debt other than mortgage. Got a college scholarship.

What's your hourly wage? Might have an idea for you depending on what it is...

37 year old boomer here.

No car, live in parents basement (seriously) and work at the local swimming pool serving the tickets and have done for the past 10 years.

Spend my spare time playing old c DOS games.

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I must hurt to be this much of a badass.

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turned 33 this week ama

nope, you just missed the cut. youre a zoomer

2 doors
2 scoops

I'm only 28. Fuck you, asshole.

We're not that fucked yet. We've elected Trump are are leading the fight to change what our stupid boomer parents did and their parents.

but some millennials are over 30

32 lvl Millenial here

>No family
>No vehicle
>No house, have to rent in Moscow, can't afford to buy anything decent even if i sell my parents and grandparents commieblocks in my hometown
>Have two jobs to support me and my mom that had to move in with me, and works now too
>No debt but no assets either
>Inflation and utilities eat all the money so i live paycheck to paycheck, there's so little to save it's pointless

I am coming to terms with the fact that i may will never be able to start a family of my own, have a proper house or anything just generally nice in life. I used to meditate and read a lot and stuff. Now i stopped working out and started hitting the sauce again, and snoking weed, because fuck everything.