"Hey Dad, I think I'm gay"

*pulls shotgun from the gun cabinet*

Think harder, faggot.

Prove it

*unzips dick*

>*kiss him passionately on the lips*
>It's okay, son
>I am too

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Be gay on your own dime. In this house we jerk it to titties ONLY.

Son, 4chin calls everyone a faggot. Don't take it personally.

Thank god, you will not spread your mother's asian genes

Offer his boipuss on Craigslist and then pick only the ugliest least hygienic guy that takes the offer and then force the faggot to go through with it.

this, just remember that no one likes an old queen, and statically you’re not gonna find a partner who won’t cheat on you, that’s is if you don’t do the cheating yourself, silly faggot

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Let me take you to the strip club so you can feel what a pussy feels like.

Which one of your uncles molested you?!

What makes you think you are gay?

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Gtfo of my house you gay cunt

I know, son. We all know. Luckily your 4 brothers are straight

It was your ugly sister, perkele.

you’re gonna sit there and smoke this whole pack of dick until it make you throw up

i dont care, you will impregnate a woman and give me grandchildren after that you can blow every dude you want

BASED

Are you retarded? I was trying to make the point that old fags are disgusting. The thought of it should be enough to change his mind. If not then there is no fucking hope.

no more m4m on CL.

My first thought as well. I'm Catholic and from Pennsylvania so I'm pretty sure who touched him

I'd change the filters in my reverse osmosis water setup, then ask him how he felt in a few weeks.

Wanna go to your prom tomorrow? Bend over.

Come suck my cock, boy.

>coming out as gay
>just in time for Islamic Heritage Month
Time to celebrate.

>ok
*kicks out of the house at 18 with no warning*

that’s a quality chuckle, I tell ya hwat

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Put advance down payment on cemetery plot and funeral because he's probably going to die of aids or some other faggot disease. Have lawyer draw up document I'm not somehow responsible when son kills people, spreading his aids or other faggot disease so I don't get sued for knowing it was happening.

Pound his boipucci until he changes his faggot mind.

Welp looks like im going to have to pimp out your boipussy to get some value out of you

>Dad, I'm gaaaaayyy!!!
Son, you know where the door is!

Do you fuck or get fucked
>"I fuck"
It's ok son, you're still an alpha
>"get fucked"
*google how to abort son after 18 years*

youtube.com/watch?v=sqyQMX4rwHs

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Hi gay, I'm Dad

Duh. I don't care as long as you still give me grandchildren

>son, a few years ago you thought you were going to become a famous youtuber
>if I were you I would stop trusting your media-addicted brain, you lil faggot

Tell your sister lumpy its time for dinner.

No shit, no one cares. Go clean your room.

>In this house we jerk it to titties ONLY.

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If you "think" then you dont know. Stop playing make believe. Get a job.

we’re all in some capacity retarded, so yes, but yeah I guess what I was going for is that it reinforces the feeling of loneliness because you’re gonna die an old, creepy man without children or even a partner, most likely.

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I know, i am OPs father

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Dad I’m gay
>Nobody cares faggot

“When you and your mom are starving next week in the poor house remember this moment”

Call broker, liquidate all equity, send to numbered accounts, try again in Eastern Europe where they don’t use chemicals to turn children into degenerates.

Beat the little fucker over the head, get him real fucking drunk, tie him down to a bed and hire a tomboy-muscle-prostitute with a clean medical record to ride his dick for 3 hours straight.
He may never forgive me but god dammit the above is better than just taking a fucking meat tenderizer to his fucking skull and tenderize his skull until the point of fucking death.

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>but dad, how was I conceived if you only jerk to titties?
>your mother scraped you off her nipples and put you in her cunt, son

*BANG*

Why so angry?

rape him

I would pay someone to kill my son or plan out his murder myself. But he will die. He will not bring down our family name by being a faggot. Anyone who says they would not kill their son for being a faggot is not a real father.

"Shut up and keep sucking."

>of course u are retart i been calling u a faget since ur 1

/thread

>muh child abuse
These types invariably turn out to be flaming homos themselves.

go fuk ur mom little faggot

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You better be a dom.
If I raised a queer so be it, but I better not have raised a bitch.

Was looking for this.
No you're not. Let me tell you the greatest story never told...

You're god damned right, son.

>I told you to stop visiting 4chins, son

I'd blow my brains out right in front of him to show him how disappointed I am with myself for failing him as a father.

>apart from trying to prevent him from becoming a trap
"prevent" him?

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fags belong in a noose but I'm sure the muzzy rats here in the euroviet union will take care of the problem in the years to come.

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Kill yourself but unironically

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Hah! Fag.

>That face
Fucking shocker son. Never would've guessed it.

I also think you are gay. Weak ass faggot.

"Fuck my life"

"What a faggot"

Im not suprised

This is why fathers used to take their kids to prostitiutes

Kick him out if he's being serious and take him off my will.

It seems ridiculous to me to be so worked up over something like that. Is it LARP? Or have people actually been brainwashed to the point of having nigger-tier domestic violence urges for something so mild?

Start showing him the desieses gay men have after just regular sex.
>GROSS
POOP ON MY LIPS?!
SUCKING COCK WITH SMEGMA?

etc.

When did that happen?

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suck my dong & prove it you little cunty poof.

Whoa, that's pretty edgy.
How tedious.

Son... you’re a failure, I’m sorry. I had multiple sons to insure the survival of the clan. You have abandoned your purpose and I can’t afford to waste resources on a failed branch.

Ok, just don't be a faggot.

Can I feel your muscles?

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Dont call me dad anymore, faggot

Don't worry son, we live in Canada

Son, hand me those water filters over there.

You can think whatever you want
Just know that I expect you to marry a woman and give me grand children

omg can u imagine, he would be so rekd
very good psot user
ebin, simply ebin

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shit man, it still happens this day
my dad won´t take me because he likes my mom, but if i asked he´d give me money to go