How to avoid being metoo'd

I've been thinking about banging a milf (im 50)and wondering how to avoid fake rape charges. Would it be enough to require they send me a message stating I want you to fuck all my holes? Or something of that nature. I would ask for that soon after talking to her so there wouldn't be any confusion or wasted time. I'm feeling this wouldn't be foolproof though but I've got some autism so who knows. It's not just me though we all need some practical way to protect ourselves from this menace

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record audio in secret

Set up an infrared camera in your bedroom.

this
there's an app for that too

Just get her to sign a contract

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You could kill her when you’re done.

Bang the wife of a rich person so you know she has to shut the fuck up.

Just rape her for real.
This way you cannot be falsely accused.

That's illegal in my state unfortunately

noted

cops called

Less illegal than rape my man...

Have you considered giving up sex?

Also its pathetic to risk metoo for granny poon

close the borders
replace them with robots
artificial wombs for babbies
until the bitches surrender their throats

not if it's in your own home

This might be a meme thread, but I was about to fuck a milf (I was 26) and she suggested we take Xanax first. I said, fine, but you have to sign this consent form. I still have that form if her husband ever thinks I raped his wife

It won't work even if it is a video. "La Manada", case there was a video of a girl riding and sucking some guys they still got charged with rape

This
And this
I’m from Florida where is also technically illegal but defending yourself from a far greater crime is better than a small slap on the wrist

Maybe that's the way to go

>I hereby give you permission to talk to me, look at me , touch me, cum on my face

I will probably get thrown out of Walmart though

Use your phone. Record every interaction with women, no matter how brief of benign, so you have evidence if false allegations surface.

When it comes to sex, just say no. Sex with women in today's climate is not an option for men. I repeat. Sex is not an option.

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You listen to But yeah record that shit. I'd go for vidya personally.

Although I think your Jow Forumsanoia is drifting over into the extremes. It might be time go outside for a bit.
Every state has different laws burgerbro. You're a prosecutors wet dream.

>how to avoid fake rape charges
Don't be a rapist?

>how to avoid being metood
Simple, mgtow. Buy all of your own shit before you enter into a relationship of any kind. Buy your own house, car, etc. then get a prenup signed to protect all retirement assets and personal savings. Acquire wealth before marriage for those who want to go down that shitty road

those forms are bullshit in court.
it'll help ruin her current relationship, but if contracts worked like that then strippers would just bring blank deed forms to work and come out millionaires.

>How to avoid being metoo'd
Be black muslim in Sweden

>Looks at the premise of his own argument
>Direct contradiction with his conclusion.
Are you one of the "New Germans?"

based and redpilled

>Acquire wealth before marriage
Ok. I was planning on waiting to become wealthy until I'm old, but I'll just go out and get rich now. Thanks for the tip.

No, but are you a fan of Bret?

24/7

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A. are you a politician, multi-millionaire or celebrity - don’t use online dating

B. are you some ordinary Joe - random rape charges are rare, unless you bang a co-worker or your secretary.

**hand rubbing intensifies**

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Only have sex with your wife, like the Bible said you should. It's almost as if God makes rules for reasons humans don't anticipate, almost as if...he's God you nimrods.

It's a lose-lose scenario. If you take no precautions, you risk getting metoo'd, but the amount of precautions you have to take to protect yourself are ridiculous. You won't enjoy yourself if you're constantly living in fear, and you won't enjoy yourself if you're constantly setting up recording devices and backing up conversations to use in case you're accused.

>unless you bang a co-worker or your secretary.

This, from another old fuck. Stay the hell away from office pussy. Don't even think about it. It's a trap.

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Do you avoid fake rape charges by not raping?
Do you realize that if the charge is fake, not commiting the crime isn't a way to avoid them?
Do you realize that a more logically consistent statement would be "avoid fake rape charges by being a rapist?"
Do you realize you're embarassing your country with each post you make?

secretly record everything.

Record audio/video and maybe have someone post it online for you.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Graham_rule#"Mike_Pence_rule"

this is the only true way.

What a sexist pig you are, the poor girl was falling so she had to stroke that dick hard

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Fornication (i.e. love affair/smutty fling) - STD scares, MeToo
Marriage - divorce rape, marital/child abuse allegations
Prostitution - vice stings, STDs, sex offenders registry

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Chuck Berry would make white women get nude and take a picture of them smiling with him and his manager.

you cant negotiate genuine desire user

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Film it up

based sharia

B, and I don't know any other people in my city. I'm starting to think the other user was right about my paranoia. I would just be hitting up the women eyeballing me in the grocery store.

>we live in a day and age where having sex with woman is a potential lawsuit
fucking fags have it lucky man

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"Rules are always right" people are the worst

If the audio is illegal, not only will you be punished for it, they will dismiss it as evidence in court or call a mistrial is it's already been presented.

She won't divorce you if you're both Christian and believe divorce is totally unacceptable.

Rape and dismember her, if you have really nothing else to do
Film this up and send it to police

Is that Jeb?

Abstaining from relationships - eternal loneliness

There is no winning move user, all you can do is pick your poison and hope for the best.

Lawsuit > AIDs

well in that case don't even bother with western women and go on a flight to Asia or Latin America

dear God

This is illegal in my state :[

Office pussy never. Until she moves on or gets fired. The hose that goddamn womb down until you're bored.

Then be blunt about it. Say "hey, I'm recording this entire interaction so in 30 years if your'e still alive you can't say I raped you."

Who seriously know about #MeToo in real life game? When I still was at school last year my teacher asked to girls "Have you heard about the MeToo movement?" not a single girl raised their hand or was aware of what was that

Good idea, no way doing that would creep out a woman and give her any bad ideas

This, it's the only way to be sure.

record, EVERYTHING
i do, whatsapp, pictures, every fucking thing. So when hoes come forwad with "oh he raped me" i have a shit load of messages in where she say she loves this dick
fucking women, ruining the entire fucking society in a single generation

I don't leave my room, seems like a nice strategy.

Don't fuck roasties and you'll probably come out the other side relatively unscathed.

Or, if you are White and not a complete feartard from /pol overexposure by now, go to the Vaginagrad4 countries (Slovakia, Poland, Czechia or Hungary).

They say this, but the jury is easily convinced by hard evidence.

reread

become a sexpat like the rest of them

I'm extremely cautious with all women, this includes from Gloria from Colombia, Sakura from Japan, and Balalaika from Russia. I don't trust women unless they can earn it

THIS RECORD EVERYTHING EVEN THE SEX ACT ITSELF PUT IT ONLINE FOR GOOD MEASURE.

We live in a clown world. Spousal rape is a thing now. You can now go to jail simply for having sex with your wife. All she need to do to send your ass to Pound Town, USA to experience what real rape feels like is to revoke consent and she can do that anytime she wants.

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t. German rapefugee

Op here again, I don't know if this makes a difference in risk, as I mentioned I'm 50 look similar to Terry Davis, but I think I'm less crazy but
people don't know how to take me . I'm a weirdo but from afar they eyerape me

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>wondering how to avoid fake rape charges.
leave America and never return

They're not eyeraping you, they're eyeraping your wallet

>Use your phone. Record every interaction with women,
record every interaction with everyone and name your phone ATTORNEY-CLIENT

That would be fun to say just to see their reaction

i'm with you user.
50ish wife died a few years ago
i have several properties and a a nice 6 figure nest egg
bitches know about and will do anything to latch on and take everything
i'm afraid to even talk to women now, he was making me feel icky, he touched me, or becky you had sex with that old man, that is rape.

>avoid fake accusations
>by not doing the said accusation
>not being real avoids the fake

t. NPC

This one is missing the logic chip.

Unironically just get a Gloria from Latin America or a Eastern European woman, they know their place

This is how you avoid REAL rape accusations you mouthbreathing faggot.

Sorry to hear about your wife, amigo

>fake rape charges
>Don't be a rapist?
Nice logic you got there

NPCs don't have a logic chip. That's the point.

They let the MSM do the logic part. His comment makes sense once you understand that the MSM told him that a rape accusation == objective rape.

don't be a small dicked minute man

>or a Eastern European woman, they know their place
Hell no. The only type of slavic woman you can bring would be a gold digger. Trad slavic women won't sell their vag for American passport

who said she was getting a passport?

Don't reply to bots. They skim for keywords, and thusly post without context.

Because you can't just "bring" someone in US. You'll need to marry her so she can get into America legally. It will get her a temporary Green Card at first, and then a citizenship 3 years later

It's fairly simple. Draw up a written contract including what you plan do to to her/ have her do to you with the help of your lawyer. Ask her to sign it. Get it notarized.
Once it's done, it's simply a matter of notifying the authorities that you're planning to engage in a respectful sexual intercourse. Send them the original notarized contract and keep a copy for you and your partner.
After that you'll just have to wait for an officer of the law to come witness the actual intercourse and verify that it's in compliance with the contract. Should be 6 to 8 weeks.
Have fun.

GENIUS!

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>Signs papers, gets them notorized
>Go into bedroom
>Actually never mind user, I don't want to go through with this.
And all that work was for nothing.
Not only that, but
>Signs papers, gets them notorized.
>Goes into bedroom
>Fucks
>Says she didn't want to do it afterwards.
All that paper for nothing. Enjoy your lawsuit and ruined reputation.
W

Record everything, say your into making homemade POV amateur porn, put vids on pornhub for shekels ez

That's a breach of contract.

When you bury the body, make sure it’s heads down/feet up

Record everything and have multuple trusted people with you, male and female. Also have a lawyer or seven.

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>tfw I have a four hour recording of my breakup with an ex girlfriend where she threatens to accuse me of rape multiple times.

You're telling me that exonerating evidence would be thrown out for some fucking stupid reason?

>some fucking stupid reason
Indeed. A stupid fucking state law.

theres 8k cameras now, and record all the audio.
Repeat the line you can leave anytime you want about 100 times.

achmed bring you german traditions and you just laugh :(