Kraut/pol/&AfD General - Putsch Edition

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that would make him a trap, and that is a no-no for our mascot. no, she is truly a woman, a Walküre type woman!

no she is not

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YES
but drink tommorow, you need a job dude
>Oberleutnant, because Major and above is not a rank, it is diagnosis :D
kek
>"Der Unteroffizier ist für die Offiziere das Rückrat, für die Mannschaften das verlängerte Rückrat der Armee"
military Banter and Soldier Humor is the best

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Ok i will go to shop get some booze, hope i can get up tomorow, cuz i need to get to work. :DDDD

Just as I like them ... also gebärfreudiges Becken ;)

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when you buy them but don't need them you still have tasty beer in your house, i don't see a problem with that, buy beer

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She identifies herself as woman.

It's a girl, I always thought it was. No man behaves that way.
Hey you stole that from me.
Seeeeee, I contribute goodies.

>i need to get to work

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Anne Frank is the true waifu of Kraut/pol/. She was absolutely gorgeous. I've been comparing her to my female classmates ever since High School, but none of them were as beautiful as she was. Not only was she beautiful on the outside, she was also beautiful on the inside. She is my dream girl and there will never be anyone like her. R.I.P

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that should be upgraded

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I have to go to work because no German user has bought me a 1 way plane ticket, so :(

Sad you

>quote on Unteroffizieren
BASED AND REDPILLED! any officer who does not get that one into their thick sculls are complete morons, threat to army and should be shot on sight!
absolutely this! nothing less!

> no German user has bought me a 1 way plane ticket, so :(
god bless those german anons

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>Hey you stole that from me.
How could that be possible if I did myself a year ago at my computer?!?

really funny

I have a one way bullet for you

like this

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drinking alcohol is bad.
Ban Oktoberfest when?

Oktoberfest actually might survive if we make it what it is, a feast for OCTOBER!

Meats, cheeses, all the good German cuisine, ONLY.
Oh well
You're funny
Go to hell!

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is he our guy because he was hitlers buddy after all?
youtube.com/watch?v=rZ3le68gtDk&t=3s

or this

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>Walküre type woman!
mmmhhh nice

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>Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
>wird umschwärmt Erika
hmmm...

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The original.

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Yeah yeah, fine tastes... ;)

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i would freakin love it if that became the new outfit for all German women.
God, I would love to glue their mouths SHUT and to control their eyes and their hatred! SLUT

it does not matter, you can have them to me it's just important that the message goes out

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Of course.

>Go to hell!

You're the sinner here.

>1 Timothy 2:12
>Luxuria
>Ira
>Not turning the other cheek

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>Bienelein

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Fuck off mutt, alcohol has always been part of european culture.

>Nazis think that Aryans are superior and the prettiest people.
>Anne Frank and a lot of other female Jews look much better than Ar*an girls.
What did God mean by this?

>bienen verbieten....

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yeah this is from Deviantart
have you made the original ????
>if so , respect

i would like to see the numbers of fatal migrant violence from 1990 until 2018 next to it.

tagesspiegel.de/politik/interaktive-karte-todesopfer-rechter-gewalt-in-deutschland-seit-der-wiedervereinigung/23117414.html

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>a Walküre type woman!
thats my fetish
>any officer who does not get that one into their thick sculls are complete morons, threat to army and should be shot on sight!
"wenn der General anfängt zu saufen darf es der Schütze erst recht"

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you mean like this?

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repeated reminder!

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Has the end of Merkel finally started? For real this time?

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>wenn der General anfängt zu saufen darf es der Schütze erst recht
usually when general starts to drink it's :game over, man, game over!" :D

funfact: islamic antisemitism is also counted Rigth-wing as terror

exactly, but more easy to digest for normies

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...or the fun has just started to begin :D

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show bob and vagene or fuck of you nigger

>normies
you mean the lobotomized cowards

what happens if the Führer drinks Tea?

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pretty much this

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>meine herren, die situation ist kurz und militärisch gesagt verschissen
Hooray! let's drink! :DDDD

IM BACK!
time to get drunk.

you can never not have enough beer

Putsch-Chan is like Zelda
people just get it wrong

60 Million people die, including all livonians, fuck dem

Tomorrow its Monday. Dont you have to work?

>time to get drunk

Another six beers?

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I dunno... :)

Wörking on it.

Is this video blocked in krautland?
youtube.com/watch?v=ullUnUP2J4Q

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Yes

dude why the fuck would you want to see a 40yo lesbo vagene?

for the normie, to internalize information it has to be simplified.

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4 this time, have to ge to work tomorow. :DDD

pic related intended gonzegvenze?

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>Get drunk
>4 beers

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prost

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Damn and I have to get up early...

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OK, damn you, I'll go and take a shot of rum too then!

Watch out, or your liver won't make it.

>the lobotomized

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>Auslaufen 0600
wörk wörk wörk

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>auslauf am 0430!

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WOWOW hive mind!!!!

any proofs for that?
i've asked for many days here for a basic rundown but got nothing

Why not? It is cold outside ... hot chocolate with a shot of Inländer Rum. Oh ... and don't forget the cream! ;)

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SPRÖLÖ :DDD

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digits confirm inner conflict
life is eternal struggle

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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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swear to god, sometimes this gets scary

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>the smug smile broadens
>inhales rum's aroma
SPRÖÖÖÖÖLÖÖÖÖÖÖ!!!!

ok maybe we need to hurry up with the bundesplan
time to liberate this shithole before it gets worse

as BG would say
> this does törni me on
:DDDD

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sadly my motto for the past 1.5 years or so.

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greasy thread that

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yes.

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i know , it makes me just sick how naive my Countrymen are

Tibet for Tibetans , Germany for every one :(

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