Quick! Remember something that happened to you 30 years ago.
Quick! Remember something that happened to you 30 years ago
Ummm... I got dressed as an injun for Halloween? It is indelible in my hippowigwam.
I was born...
Today is my 30 anniversary
and I'm still virgin, probably will kill myself tommorow or in 2 days
I thought it felt really good to lean my junk over the handle of the lawnmower when it was running and suddenly had to worry about wearing swimming trunks while mowing the lawn because there's no way to hide a boner in them.
i had my hippocampus removed via lobotomy so i have no fucking idea
I was born
>kms tomorrow or in 2 days
tomorrow never comes user
im 18
Father accidentally hit me in the head with a coal shovel, I came running into the kitchen as he was loading up the oven. I had a little blue mark of coal dust under my skin for years.
didn't you make this same thread 30 years ago?
I saw that pic for the first time.
Happy birthday, user.
Steadfast in the aether I awaited eagerly to inhabit my corporeal being in this Earthly realm
is that a bulge OwO
Just chilling with my fellow egg cells in my mother's ovaries.
My mom went into rehab
Styx you fucking liar I remember you there, you weren't steadfast at all you were pissing yourself hoping to be born in a rich country.
Pls no, you are loved.
I wasn't born then
You should thank him for shaving off a few IQ points.
based
plz send me all your waffles,i've never eaten.
What spells are you going to pick?
I was two, and I cut my legs on a tire-swing made out a steel-belted tire. There was also a bunch of rain water that had collected in the tire, so it splashed all over my new cuts.
fell off my skateboard and landed on my face
I was swimming around in my father's nutsack.
Elon musk got kicked from the board by saudi and kikes
>foreskin gets cut off
I was born.
(OP)
Everything was red, and dim.
I was born.
I never asked for this