>Negotiation deadline is midnight >Canada's dairy supply management (aka dairy cartel) means Trudeau won't lower the 270% tariffs on dairy >Trump threatens auto tariffs if demands not met >Auto industry is over 12% of Canada's GDP, over 20% of the province of Ontario's GDP >95% of all vehicle exports are to the US >Mexico president-elect might try to help us out >BUT "The ideal is a trilateral deal, but we're prepared for the possible need of a bilateral". That is, Mexico WILL sell out Canada if need be
>mfw our economy is literally going to collapse because dairy fucks say no
No one is going to help you fag. >do shit last minute >president elect has to decide whether to give you cucks another chance, or just sign the shit now, and be able to blame the previous guy if shit doesn't work out.
No, we won't hate you. Other countries have snubbed us before like India and the rest of the world during the Saudi dispute and we didn't have any harsh words for anyone.
Aiden Morales
That's what you get for electing such a fucking faggot PM. Good god, what a pussy.
>tfw no insane canadian wine-aunt milf unbred woman to be my sugar momma
Lucas Lewis
shut up you fregging cuck
Jose Edwards
I'll side with spics before canacucks, you have been allowed to exist for far to long, maybe I will feel different about spics if we both work together to assure canadas destruction.
Brandon Young
And mad Max will win big. Dairy farmers and all incumbents will be massacred and life will go on.
Christian Brown
Canada just had 10 years of a conservative government. Trudeau only won because of a pendulum swing and he won't last beyond one term.
Brody Powell
Go figure.
Nicholas Davis
Nah, you're going to be fine. The right wing in Canada will blame Trudeau, since he is retarded. The left-wing will blame Trump
Benjamin Scott
Canadians will migrate en masse to the USA and guess what? They will vote Democrat.
Caleb Miller
not if we firebomb their cities and wipe them out.
You beans took advantage of the crippling weakness that is Canada's Prime Minister and his short bus negotiation team, its impossible to be mad at you for that.
Jack Sanders
Will you help us build a wall in an effort to keep the frost backs out of out great nations?
Isaac Miller
>So, what's gonna happen to our commercial relationship if Canada is out? You have tacos. Canada has poutine. >Beaners win! FATALITY!
Nathaniel Lopez
Your digits tell me you are indeed a turbo fag
Parker Diaz
Note how trump always refers to the deal as "the U.S mexico trade deal"
Yeah but your idea of a conservative government is still left wing by normal standards.
Nicholas Clark
true their founding anglo population is a bunch of loyalist cucks from the 13 colonies. We may have to annex them but deny them rights, they are descendants of those who like to be bound in chains and ruled from afar.
Mason Russell
The perfidious leaf will ruin you from within. You are doomed.
>We may have to annex them but deny them rights, they are descendants of those who like to be bound in chains and ruled from afar. It's better to liberate them from their cuckery. 'MURICA DEMANDS IT!
>Canada's dairy supply management (aka dairy cartel) means Trudeau won't lower the 270% tariffs on dairy US gives their dairy farmers very large subsidies and yet they call us socialists
Bentley Bennett
>find his balls >implying they exist for him to find
Can someone explain me what is going on in details?
Sebastian Price
>French Canada is absolute fucking cancer. They should be wiped out. Raze quebec and annex everything else. Nah. We can annex them for their shitty foreign language tutors.
Joshua Roberts
Why? Just why? Arent you mutted and cucked enough without Toronto and Ontario being part of your faggot realm? Just nuke those fucking leafs and be done with it
Jack Turner
>yfw establishing northern minuet men groups to guard the northern border from snowbacks
Its the only way Canada will be uncucked next election. I for one welcome our new American overlords
Carter Collins
This is one of the few areas where I disapprove of Trump's actions. We've got it bad enough on the southern border, the last thing we need is to wreck Canada's economy and then have a bunch of onions boy snow beaners flooding over the northern border.
>That's what you get for sending these fucking idiots into negotiations with [white] heavy weight diplomats from the US. MUH FEMINIST FOREIGN POLICY. >Seriously, what the fuck were you leafs thinking?!
This guy knows what's what. Join the Empire!
Connor Baker
>set up system where over 60% of farmer profit is government subsidies >complain when countries won't take your commie bullshit milk >still complain when communist china tries to export subsidised goods into your country
when did americans become such whiny little commies?
Joseph Lopez
who gives a shit about fucking leafs? let them die.
Justin Jenkins
what you mean the dream team?
Kayden Martinez
>be Canada >have your economy depend on exports to the USA >have your politics controlled by a small group who gets rich off import tariffs from America >America demands you lower tariffs >you snub them because votes YOU ARE HERE America crashes your economy with no survivors
Offer citizenship to any Canadian who cimes to us with the heads of two Mexicans. Win win.
Ryder Parker
Lmao half these little yuppies look like they're still going through puberty and this is what Canada's negotiating with? No wonder they're fucked.
Wyatt Gonzalez
oh fuck. If we decline any more we risk becoming the like USA
Luke Adams
The fuck's the Dairy Mafia?
Lincoln Hernandez
>be Canada >have your economy depend on exports to the USA >have your politics controlled by a small group who gets rich off import tariffs from America >America demands you lower tariffs >you snub them because votes and MUH FEMINIST FOREIGN POLICY! >YOU ARE HERE America crashes your economy with no survivors >Western provinces break away and are annexed by the United States. >The U.S. gets the whole plate of pancakes in 50 years. Freedom wins again!
